Deep atheist 2. Another!.. If gods lack of presence in the world today is because of adam and eve eating the fruit and all that, and if god is omnipotent, then he knew all along they woul
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#7 - remsaman (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If gods lack of presence in the world today is because of adam and eve eating the fruit and all that, and if god is omnipotent, then he knew all along they would eat the fruit, and just wanted to make them feel like **** for doing something he knew was going to happen

god knew that people would sin, he just wanted to impregnate some virgin cunt and then let people sacrifice his own son just for ***** and giggles.

he knew that there were going to be other religions, he just didnt give enough of a **** to stop them from gaining mass followers.

god is a jackass.
#267 - instalation ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There's a fine line between Atheism and Anti-Religion. I've always believed Atheism was about not being affiliated with a religion. I didn't think Atheism was about finding ways to try to get people to denounce their faith.

I'm probably going to get red thumbs for having a different opinion, but I'm sure there's some others who know the difference between being an Atheist and being an asshole.
#68 - chocolatepuppy (02/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)



the only 7 sins i know
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If the atheist presumes to measure an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent Being by standards laid out for finite, mortal man, it's both STUPID.... and TYPICAL.
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [-]
"omnipotent" yet still after thousands of years cannot eliminate the evil that he created.
"omniscient" yet still gets pissed at you for making decisions that he already knew you would make, and if he was omnipotent, would have been able to stop you.
"omnipresent" let's face it, if he is real, he has abandoned humanity
#360 - envinite ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"STOP FORCING YOUR BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT, MAN"
"RELIGION IS STUPID, GOD NOT EXIST, YOU STUPID **** FAIRY TALE BELIEVERS"
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#296 - thetewj (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This has been bugging me for a while now. You don't see other funnyjunkers bash people for not believing in God (sure they exist, but it doesn't happen much here). Yet people always put Christians on blast with posts like these. Don't care if you atheist, I came for lols not to be prosecuted. rant done, here's a  :D
This has been bugging me for a while now. You don't see other funnyjunkers bash people for not believing in God (sure they exist, but it doesn't happen much here). Yet people always put Christians on blast with posts like these. Don't care if you atheist, I came for lols not to be prosecuted. rant done, here's a :D
#344 - itsyourkidsmarty (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
except the seven deadly sins weren't actually mentioned in the bible once. They were just created much later to reinforce the ideals of the time and to keep everyone in line.
except the seven deadly sins weren't actually mentioned in the bible once. They were just created much later to reinforce the ideals of the time and to keep everyone in line.
#167 - ponymeat (02/02/2013) [+] (37 replies)
And you say Christians shove their beliefs down your throat, yet you take every opportunity to prove them wrong.
#317 - arrrbie (02/02/2013) [-]
being offended by insults on the internet is childish


that gives me the right to blatantly disrespect your beliefs

(fj logic)
User avatar #421 - punge (02/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The seven deadly sins aren't in the bible, they were made by man to prevent people from straying away from the holy way.
User avatar #16 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Really, only the first two would apply. The others are misinterpretations. Also, how is it lust to be a party to a marriage? Are you implying that everyone who attends a wedding is lustful?
#21 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [-]
The Gluttony one never said anything about food.
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this is by far the most stupid post i've seen this week ...
#42 to #36 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
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just a bit
#274 - sircool (02/02/2013) [+] (20 replies)
1. only time i've heard god destroy some one who doesn't believe in him, is when that person is being a dick to people that do believe.   
2. that basically repeats the same thing as the first, so same answer.   
3. Well if they were avoided, how the 						****					 would you know they would happen in the first place?   
4. >God hungers. Really? And i'm not seeing many atheist based charities at least trying to raise funds to send to starving nations.   
5. So you made something, or love some one, you wouldn't expect their lives to semi-revolve around you? That's like saying you want to be ignored by your wife or kid.   
6. Buildings, electricity, food, and materials don't pay for themselves.   
7. How the 						****					 is that lust? "Dude, i've been to three weddings as the best man, I'M SO 						*******					 HORNY" is that your example?   
   
tl:dr typical atheist 						********					 on funnyjunk, where guy only posted to make people mad, despite being horribly wrong.
1. only time i've heard god destroy some one who doesn't believe in him, is when that person is being a dick to people that do believe.
2. that basically repeats the same thing as the first, so same answer.
3. Well if they were avoided, how the **** would you know they would happen in the first place?
4. >God hungers. Really? And i'm not seeing many atheist based charities at least trying to raise funds to send to starving nations.
5. So you made something, or love some one, you wouldn't expect their lives to semi-revolve around you? That's like saying you want to be ignored by your wife or kid.
6. Buildings, electricity, food, and materials don't pay for themselves.
7. How the **** is that lust? "Dude, i've been to three weddings as the best man, I'M SO ******* HORNY" is that your example?

tl:dr typical atheist ******** on funnyjunk, where guy only posted to make people mad, despite being horribly wrong.
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>Implying if god existed his logic and moral codes would be the same as ours
User avatar #39 to #35 - talkingmouth (02/02/2013) [-]
Silly anon, God created us in his image right? well apparently not.
User avatar #2 - alxon (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
-Insert Fullmetal Alchemist reference here.-
#382 - swedishassassin (02/03/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Wow... That was one of the most savage twistings due to complete lack of any depth in the understanding of religion I've heard this month... and I go to a religious argument studies class.

I'm not even going to go into a list like I usually do.

Stop being a hypocrite and not even realize your irony of preaching atheism. You're not going to be 'converting' anyone with these retarded posts. You're only gonna piss people off for no good reason.

Grow up and accept that some people have different opinions than you.
User avatar #397 to #395 - swedishassassin (02/03/2013) [-]
You just started an argument with that reply...
#322 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
these are all wrong
User avatar #83 - Vandeekree (02/02/2013) [+] (122 replies)
This world is a test. Do you get mad at your teacher for making your final difficult instead of easy?
Compared to the infinite reward that is heaven no amount of suffering here on Earth can be called to much because anything finite amounts to nothing in the face of infinity.
In the same way, hell much be an infinite punishment because even a billion years there is nothing compared to infinite heaven.
Simply put, God is the definer of what is sin and cannot sin himself.

God does not "destroy" but he does punish.
It already says in the bible that he is a vain god.
The tragedies of this world are a test, something for us to overcome and more importantly, help each other overcome.
Same goes for the forth one.
If anyone has the right to be proud it is God. There is no pride in lording over those that are actually inferior to you, though it is your pride that thinks God isn't in the right when he lords over us.
God does not ask for money. Though he does tell you to give freely because t is right though not to buy him off. It should be to help those you give too because of understanding and love for those you give too.
The last one is laughable and obviously put there just to slip lust in and get all the sins in.
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