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#217 - Plagus (02/04/2013) [-]
1. We're not descendants of Abraham from 3,500 years ago, thus not required to follow their laws. If you think you're supposed to, it means you're a Jew, not a Christian.

2. We're not immediately stoned or killed by God in the event we do break these laws.

3. Jesus declared Moses's law meaningless with his first coming, so I don't get why Christians preach death with these Jewish practices.

4. Jesus did not come for you religious bigots, he came for the sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors.

5. Anyone can love a straight man. Can you learn to love a gay man? Jesus rus his holey hand down his face.

6. Why the **** does anyone care what other people are doing?

It's cool if you believe homosexuality is against your beliefs, but the bible does not say-

"Thou shall slap a dick out of a another man's mouth"
#234 to #217 - neoexdeath (02/04/2013) [-]
...Huh...Actually, its in mine...Right next to an ad for Big Boy and the NRA...No, wait, this is Glenn Beck's newsletter.
...Huh...Actually, its in mine...Right next to an ad for Big Boy and the NRA...No, wait, this is Glenn Beck's newsletter.
User avatar #223 to #217 - calawesome (02/04/2013) [-]
At least someone gets it.
User avatar #220 to #217 - temporalguardian ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I like you.
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