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Courtesy of Darkmatter2525

How the mighty have fallen. Perhaps it has something to do with no longer being allowed to kill the opposition. The story of Elijah on Mt. Carmel is such obvious bunk, probably ancient propaganda, and clearly opposed to Moses' and Jesus' sentiments of not testing God. I thought it would be funny to juxtapose it with a William Lane Craig-style debate. I guess somehow it wouldn't be as convincing for God to show up during one of Billy Craig's debates, with cameras rolling and a few billion potential viewers. Nope. A few hundred ancient desert people atop a drought-stricken Mt. Carmel are obviously much more important than the rest of the world. In fact, they're literally called God's "chosen people". Imagine if someone like the president had a "chosen" race of people he went out of his way to support above and against all other races. I'd dare say people would call him a racist. God is a racist according to the bible.

Royalty-free music used:
"Beast Appears" by Alexandr Bulgarov
www.jamendo.com/en/track/786070
creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0
"Spark" by Babal
www.jamendo.com/en/track/76817
creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0
"Arcadia" by Tryad
www.jamendo.com/en/track/6581
creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5
Sound effects:
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Submitted: 03/08/2013
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#2 - CIS White Male (03/09/2013) [-]
ok i liked the doors reference
#1 - CIS White Male (03/08/2013) [-]
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