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>Attempting to find intelligent person on facebook at all
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God is a badass who is so smart that he can evolve us directly from clay. That's not as odd as it sounds, considering Germans have managed to take 3 genes out of a chicken and turn it into a rock.

I'm sorry, but I'm not God. If I were, I'd show up right now and turn a fucking pencil into a Dog. Why he doesn't do that all day is beyond me. Anyhow, human life could originate from anything, it's all a matter of chance. Anyhow, what I'm getting at here is "God does what God does. If God is an omnipotent all knowing being with infinite power, then what's to stop him from turning clay into humans. We humans have the potential to do shit that would blow your fucking mind if we could warp energy and store it as potentials, we just don't know how.

TL;DR We as a race know very little, God knows anything and everything. So there is no way you or I could prove or disprove anything he says. Religion is BS though, we don't, even biblically speaking, need to be religious. To get into heaven we just have to accept Jesus as our saviour in Christianity.

TL;DR Religion isn't required to get into heaven, Humans are stupid, and God is smart.

Im sorry, but I cant follow your arguments.

Fact is we dont know how the first life come to earth. But thats it. Evolution was total random most of the time and manymany species dissapeared because of global desasters like the "snowball-effect" and meteors.

How can someone iterpret god into every single aspect of these facts and still live on with the picture of a good god? If god is so allmighty and did everything to create humans, why would he have "developed" diseases and other catastrophes like tsumamis/vulcanic erruptions?

I am sure you have a great mental backup with your believe ("everything wille be fine, even after death"), but if you look at the facts your god only shows up in the beginning of life. And thats it.

God didn't make earth for the other species, only for humans. He never betrayed them, because he was never for them. God is good to humans, not to animals. As for desieses and shit, you are so fucking wrong on that one that it's funny. God didn't create the flu and shit like that at first, he made those things after Adam ate the fruit. Do you know a single species that went extinct because of a sickness that happened before humans fucked things up? No? Probably because there wasn't. We can't be sure because we don't know much from the fossils about desease. Besides, if God hadn't whipped out the dinosaurs with meteors valcanos hurricanes and shit, then we'd probably be far more reptilian. As for my mental view on religion, I believe in God. You may not, but that's your problem. I want to convince you there is a God because God wants me to. As for that chart you have there, that's complete BS. God wouldn't need to kill anyone if no one sinned. He created a temptation and left us humans to our will to act for him. Telling us what not to do, then standing back and seeing if we would listen to him. Angles do because they have to, they can't sin. Humans are ultimately flawed beyond any shred of a doubt. I'm included, and so are you, when I say we're flawwed. Humans are stupid creatures, but God is willing to forgive us.

Im not sure if you just try to troll people...

If god just creates species like dinosaurs just du burn them to ashes for the lulz or because he wanted to make us more like him than a reptile, I cant see where this is serious in any way. He hadnt had to create dinosaurs in the first place. If he hadnt seen it comeing that they had to "go" he wouldnt be allmighty, if he was at that point of time, he ceated and killed the dinosours just for himself.

To be convinced there is some higher force is the one thing, but using the bible as proof of facts, while this collection of storys was shortend and changed hunderts of times because of polical/religious views changed, is something no person I know would do.

Do you know the storys of the young Jesus? Like the one a child he played with died and he was blamed for it. He told the dead boy to tell them it wasnt him. The dead boy rised and told them he slipped and fell of a roof himself and it wasnt Jesus fault.
Stories like this were once in the bible but cut off later, because noone of the religiuos elite wanted this picture of gods son and noone else then Jesus himself should have rised form the dead that easily.

If your believe gives you inner strengh, be gald you have it. The todays life lacks in spiritual elements, but trying to generate facts from an old multiple edited storytelling-book is something no nonreligious person would see as a serious source of facts.

You think you know what god wants you to do, but can you be sure? Even mass-morderers sometimes tell that it was god ordering them. Or others say god orders them to collect old cups. You cant be sure if this inner voice is of higher source, or its just some imaginary manifestion of inner desires, that have nothing in common with god.

While your arguments come from the believe (putting that much faith into one book is part of the believe too) and I try to see the facts, there cant be any kind of convicement between us.

I'm tired of reading and typing. I'm tired in general. I'm going to sum this up for you in one short sentence now.

I'm not God, I can't answer you.

you just might be smart enough to potato

Fine. I give up. I'm getting to defensive about my views. I'm sorry people. Also, it's not that stupid to say that God made us from clay like he did. Germans have turned a chicken into a rock by removing 3 genes.

"it's not that stupid to say that God made us from clay like he did."

it's completely and utterly retarded to believe in a god in the first place, especially if it's some tribal god of the sand people who lived 6000 thousand years ago.

"germans turned chicken into a rock by removing 3 genes", ignoring the fact that doing something like that is impossible that's also vague as fuck, where did you gain such information, i demand sources

My friend told me the German one. I've spent about an hour on google trying to disprove him. You are welcome to try if you like, but I was a bit pissed at the millions of results about Medusa and Cocatrise. As for God existing, there aren't many ways to disprove that. God isn't depicted as some guy with a bear standing in the clouds in the bible. That was actually a completely unrelated article that depicts what Heaven and Hell are depicted as now. I remember hearing about it, but never reading it so I can't recite the name off hand. I might be able to find it if I were to look, but I'm a lazy ass and can't be bothered. The chickens thing is pretty likely, you need key genes to hold together your physical makeup, so removing a few key ones could cause the others to become completely useless and act as the minerals they're comprized of. Meaning they can easily turn chickens into rocks. It's stupid to believe in typical descriptions of "gods" as from tribal lore and Rome.

I really fucking hope you're not serious.

I'm starting to see why you people think I'm crazy. This shit is complex, it's not something I thought about for 2 minutes and said "this seems pretty legit". I'm not expecting you to grasp it in a few minutes. I don't think you people are looking at all I'm saying. I'm not just saying "We evolved from clay in the practical sense that we evolved from monkeys in, and you can turn chickens into rock with some lazer beam." This is actual stuff that has science behind it that is very elementary. Humans, according to science, evolved from a common ancestor to monkeys, which evolved from something, which evolved from something for a long-ass-line that dates back to single celled creatures. Those creatures could've been made of a very similar composition as clay.

Nailed it

Michio Kaku is an amazing man

I think that's a boy. But then again, stupid religious assertion on facebook = woman 97% of the time, so i'm not sure

I LIKE PORN WHERE THE GIRL IS PLOTTED AS CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH HIS BEST FRIENDi do good?

That gif...

i cant stop watching that .gif ...

this .gif is mesmerizing... what is this sorcery?

I'm sorry. I couldn't read your comment because it was too hard. I was too busy on laughing at the gif right next to it...

i think its suppose to be, yes.

What movie is the from?

harry potter (i dont actually know btw)

I know it's Daniel Radcliff, but it's not from Harry Potter :( Thanks though :)

i know just joking.

Oh, hahaha :P I thought you meant you were assuming it was from HP

no, he does have the glasses though, it looks what ever movie this is from they were trying him look like he does in harry potter (i dont think he actually wears glasses)

he doesn't :P

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But where's the fun in that?