Christianity. Sorry if repost.. CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a robotoman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
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Christianity

Sorry if repost.

CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic
Jewish Zombie can make you
live forever if you symbolically
eat his flesh and telepathically
tell him that you accept him
as your master, so he can
remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because
a robotoman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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#4 - CornFlakes **User deleted account** (05/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ATHEISM:
The belief that life came about through random circumstance under pretense of infinity, in which literally everything will happen, and developed over billions of year- wait, how is this illogical again?
#2 - sinisterlion (05/25/2012) [-]
Jewish Zombie you say?
#3 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You're just using wordplay. Look, I can do it too.
User avatar #13 - tonysangiorgio (05/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's funny how atheists are hateful towards the Christians for not being accepting of other people, but those same atheists hate the Christians because why? Answer: They're different. Oh and FYI, the true teachings of Christianity are to try living a Christ like life. Meaning to be accepting of all other people, and to leave the judging to God.
User avatar #15 to #13 - hebs (05/25/2012) [-]
I'm an atheist and like most atheist we do not hate most Christians. the ones we hate are the fundamentalists nut jobs spreading hate and fear. you can believe whatever you want as long as your beliefs don't affect my laws. if your not one of them. i see you as on my side for having a just and moral society.
User avatar #1 - diilemmaz **User deleted account** (05/25/2012) [-]
Well... when you put it that way..
#11 - thegreatbizzo (05/25/2012) [-]
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#12 - graemearg **User deleted account** (05/25/2012) [-]
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#8 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus is not a zombie
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