Blasphemous Title. . David M What is the best way to stop your child becoming an athiest'? I don' t want any of my smitten to be punished by God. Be st An silve
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Blasphemous Title

David M
What is the best way to stop your child
becoming an athiest'?
I don' t want any of my smitten to be punished by God.
Be st An silver - chosen by voters
Do not educate them. or expose them to cruises thinking. logic or science.
Lie to them constantly about how the wand wants. Feed them a steady diet at
jumbo dressed up like real Emma " the jumbo lot in the for example -
and pm% that it is may wisdom.
Make them loathe their own natural bodies and munitions_ Convince them they are
small and weak and worthless and need redemption. Tell them everything enjoyable is
grievously wrong to even tank about, and that their only tun should he in grovelling to
an invisible friend.
Ensure that they resent anyone who is not like them in every way - skin color.
nationality. political opinion but especially creed. Make such people out to be evil and
vile and give them - impotent minorities all - the fictional power to oppress
and persecute the vast majority who do think like you.
Tawch them to laugh at and dismiss out of hand any faith but their own- Earth - sari}:
mind you - make sure they are taught the difference between superstitious deadly
one raving lunatic in thedudest told the truth abouta vicious gown kitted
people. and dhhq eternal truth - that another raving lunatic in the desert told the truth
about a vicious god who killed people.
Instruct them with all severity and impart to never for - to never
think. for themselves - to never live for themselves - out to seek answers only In one "r
just one - particular set of bronze age tall: tales.
Above all - and tns cannot be - malts sure they cannot spell, use
correct gammar, or understand basic words-
That should do the trick-
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#31 - mynameisjimmy (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How i react whenever i see religion brought up in a thread
How i react whenever i see religion brought up in a thread
#92 - roninneko (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<== these kinds of religious people I don't mind. The problem is they're so ******* rare.
#76 - bosskiss (02/29/2012) [-]
Let's just stay out of this one guys
#17 - zangoosefour (02/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Seirously op? You honestly think this what Christians belive in? There may be some that do, but keep in mind, there are over 2 billion Christians. Not all will be the crazy, asinine, dickwads you make them look like.
Also this is a repost.
#125 - xshadeeisafag (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a Christian and I thumb down Christianity bashing posts, and Atheist bashing posts.

Keep religion off of funnyjunk, please.
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#114 - MasterManiac ONLINE (02/29/2012) [+] (21 replies)
#110 - ragenFOX (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"logic, thinking, science, morals, and truth, are us, and no one should have any part of them but us" - arrogant atheist.
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#3 - anonymous (02/28/2012) [+] (24 replies)
Stalin was an atheist.
User avatar #4 to #3 - traveltech (02/28/2012) [-]
And Hitler was Catholic
#124 - codenamehavoc (02/29/2012) [-]
my reaction to all religion related topics
#212 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
#112 - nucularwar (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#106 - ilovecrack (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
since when did fj become the centre of religious debates
since when did fj become the centre of religious debates
#9 - mrtrollslayer (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OH BOY, RELIGION POSTS!
im gonna need this
#220 - shaymus (02/29/2012) [-]
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#186 - TheRollingBones (02/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
...Except the bible doesn't talk about doing any of that stuff, and frankly, a true Christian would do the opposite of all of those things. The bible says the greatest commandment is to love God, and after that, to "love your neighbour as yourself". When someone asked Jesus what that meant, he replied that any fellow man is your neighbour, and that you should respect even your enemies.

It's also against blind faith, and says to "prove to yourself the faith of God". In other words, find out for yourself if what you're being taught is right or not. Etc, etc. but I don't have the time to touch on all those points.

TL;DR: What pseudo-"Christians" believe, and what the bible actually teaches, are two very, very different things.
#131 - yankadoodleshit (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Please stop posting religious posts.   
I, and many other people are tired of them and do not give a dogs dick about it.
Please stop posting religious posts.
I, and many other people are tired of them and do not give a dogs dick about it.
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