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#3 - mynameisgeorge (03/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Most these are completely inaccurate:

Isis was not virgin, she took Osiris' (her husband) penis and impregnated herself with it
Jesus was not born on december 25th, that date was picked after a Roman census 200 years after his birth took place so it wouldn't interfere with their harvest festival
Horus was taken from Egypt to escape Set
Anup and El-Azur-us weren't part of the original myth, they were added in the 1800s so the Egyptian mythology would appeal to Christians, no other records of them exist
He rose from the water, he didn't walk on it
The Egyptians didn't use crucifixion until about 2000 years after the original myth was created, again, in the 1800s they made that up to appeal to Christians
Horus was stung by a scorpion, then he was buried and resurrected

#11 - teoberry (03/02/2013) [+] (18 replies)
mynameisgeorge said it perfectly but have a picture. honestly, atheists say that we're full of ******** , you didn't even bother to check facts.
#5 - KungFuZerO (03/01/2013) [-]
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