My teachers are never this cool.. fl teach d freshman world history class.) Me: "And so the Italian Renaissance-" Student: "Wises handa "
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My teachers are never this cool.

fl teach d freshman world history class.)
Me: "And so the Italian Renaissance-"
Student: "Wises handa "So when are we going to learn about Rio?"
Student: "Rio Auditore, and how the assassins freed Rome from Borgia rule?"
Some of the other students ore oking bewildered, and some ore giggling at this point. As
on avid gamer. however, I understand what has happened.)
Me: "Assassin' s Creed 2 is a video game. Rio does not exist. He never existed. Now
many other characters in the games are based on true historical figures, like the
Student: "No, he was real! The entire series is based on a true story!"
Me: *looks student in the eyal "NOTHING is true. Everything is permitted."
it he student is quiet for the rest of class.)
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#8 - Ihazfunkitty (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
probably never happend
#5 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
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#6 - Yojimbo (10/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500
#4 - felixjarl (10/01/2013) [-]
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#68 - slowbroking (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>History class
>Teacher: "Turn to page 394"
>Everyone turns to the page. We're focusing on WWII at this point.
>Random girl: "Who dat guy waving?
>The entire class just stared her in stunned silence.
#10 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
fucking faggot. the kid was obviously trolling to try to get the teacher to go along with it. and OP fucked it up. nice fucking job. this is why we can't have nice things. faggot.
#24 to #10 - houseofscarlet (10/01/2013) [-]
Bad, Anon! Bad!
Bad, Anon! Bad!
#60 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
am I the only one who doesn't like assassins creed
User avatar #65 to #60 - sirfapaton (10/01/2013) [-]
Obviously. Out of all the people in the world ONLY you don't like assassins creed.
#44 - Freelon (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - TheMather ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (46 replies)
The guy was real, the events were made up. It was loosely based on history and richly embellished.
User avatar #18 to #14 - lyiat ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Ezio's entire family never existed, and I invite you to prove me wrong. Because there is absolutely zero evidence of any of the assassins (Altair, Ezio, and Conner) ever having been born.
#66 - messerauditore (10/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Bullshit, but anything AC related is ok with me.
#47 - nortledrones (10/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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Hey guys this thing happened in which I said this thing or they said this thing about a thing that only we like and it's a thing that they usually wouldn't talk about, but since we all like it, i hope this story will be good enough , I guess idk.
User avatar #99 - roflbacon (10/02/2013) [-]
Yeah bullshit. All you do in world history is talk about how the printing press is the best thing in the world.
#90 - Lainge (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
us gamers right?
User avatar #11 - tehinternetzguy (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the entire lore of, atleast, the first and the second AC game is based with true people and events, not assasins and stuff... it's based off an old Slovenian book where it described the people and events in those time
User avatar #19 to #11 - zorach (10/01/2013) [-]
The assassins in the first one did exist in real life, never heard of the hashashins?
#110 - ihaveakeyboard (10/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is going to sound fake just because of how stupid it is, but trust me, it really did happen
>in history class
>8th grade
>annoying girl raises hand
>can Indians really levitate?
>stunned silence falls on entire room
User avatar #35 - captaintoasty (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Remember when you first turn on the game and the screen says "This a work of fiction inspired by a group of multicultural faiths and beliefs" or something like that? Yeah, that kinda means IT'S NOT REAL. With an exception of certain groups, characters, and events, of course.
User avatar #2 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That guy must be stupid if he thought it was all real. They even tell you that the game is not based on true events.
User avatar #3 to #2 - niimajneb ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
IIRC It's not based on true events but the way the targets die is similar to how their died in real life, right?
#63 - diegotan (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - namesboo (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've read that the firs game is based upon a true assasins group but died down during that same period correct me if im wrong
User avatar #54 - drumtastic (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The Auditore family was real though
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