My teachers are never this cool.
fl teach d freshman world history class.)
Me: "And so the Italian Renaissance-"
Student: "Wises handa "So when are we going to learn about Rio?"
Student: "Rio Auditore, and how the assassins freed Rome from Borgia rule?"
Some of the other students ore oking bewildered, and some ore giggling at this point. As
on avid gamer. however, I understand what has happened.)
Me: "Assassin' s Creed 2 is a video game. Rio does not exist. He never existed. Now
many other characters in the games are based on true historical figures, like the
Student: "No, he was real! The entire series is based on a true story!"
Me: *looks student in the eyal "NOTHING is true. Everything is permitted."
it he student is quiet for the rest of class.)