How Ezio got his skillz

Yusuf, I....

Why did you have to go...

As disappointed as I was in that game, (Over-hyped, my fault, great game), That was the feeliest feel I've ever feeled in an assassins feel game.

I giggled like a retard when I read that comment.

fuck you mean your balling? btich this aint a sport

MFW i saw the one on the left

the manface one?

COMRADE

one of the cheeper prostitutes

Nope

Funny thing is, I saw him immediately.

"him"

Who the FUCK thumbs you down my friend, here have a thumb because Ezio MOTHERFUCKING Auditore is the greatest shit to have ever been in the Assassin's Creed series. I will have you all know Ezio has graduated top of his class as a master assassin. While we are speaking about mentors; Ezio was trained by Mario Auditore, who is just one of the greatest bad asses to have ever lived, along with several other great assassin's who had also taught Ezio how to be a complete bad ass making him a killing machine. Ezio has over 300 confirmed kills and I will have you know that he has been linked to the deaths of numerous Templar assassinations. Ezio is so good he has earned the title of Mentor in a guild that he had built from the fucking ground up. He is the best assassin in the world and will wipe you the fuck out with precision, the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You’re fucking dead, kid. he can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Ezio will use every resource to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little red thumb was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. Ezio will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… Ezio will fucking resuscitate you and kill you again hisself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Oh God That was Glorious.

i think that edward kenway might be a bit similar to ezio. i sure hope so, cuz anything would be better then connor ugh.

From what I read about Edward, He is similar to a young Ezio. Cocky, arrogant, badass.

Perfect. A much more fun character to play than "Revenge this, revenge that, I MUST save my people, FREEDOM! Oh fuck I guess it was all for fucking nothing."

thats good, plus him being a pirate is like instant badassery right there. :3

He's also good with the Ladies.

my fav part of the trailer lol. shes just like "im ok with this"

lol

The main difference is probably the online gameplay.

The twelve year olds are still there ruining things and touting it as WAY more awesome than it is because they've hardly played any other games before and their friends all say it's cool, but they aren't as obvious because you don't have to deal with them except IRL.

People will still realize, but it'll probably take longer because of that.

Because EA owns big parts of Ubisofts now days?

Call of Duty also has two studios that alternate on each title.

Waldo, I....

Oh, I see what you did there you fucker.

At first everyone was glad that he was gone...now everyone wants him back.

I don't know a single person that wanted him gone, IMO he will always be one of the best characters ever created.

Who's dead at the bottom of an ocean again?

Just chillin down here with Megatron

I dont know where Denmark drew the line from Waldo to Holger, but i know that it's silly

"Those who can't do, teach..."