Houston, We have a problem.

Cooperation!

Trident dance with me Sun bro.

Everyday I'm praisin'

Wait, was this post OC? Cause it had me chuckling for a good minute, which is rare here.

Thank you.

**pinkamenavirus feels shunned**

... Now they longer?

Anon...

Anon......

The only sexy problem here is Haytham.

That's not how you spell Garrus.

You will LOVE Haytham!

No, you will LOVE Garrus!

JUST LOVE HIM FATHER OF UNDERSTANDING DAMMIT!

FINE! BUT ONLY IF YOU LOVE GARRUS!

Sorry, you tried your best.
But no.

You seem upset.

Ha, No! Never.

Anyone else get mindfucked when you realized you played as a Templar for three sequences?

I still have no idea what the fuck happened.
Hayhtam was a templar or he betrayed the assassins and became a templar
fuck, my mind is full of fuck

Did not care.
Still loved the fuck out of Haytham.

I petted all the animals. Haytham was nice when I played as him dammit!

This, plus killing chickens with the hidden blades is the funniest thing ever.

Can't I just have both of em in bed in 15 minutes?

mmmyes.

I really want to see a spinoff game with Haytham, maybe back when he was in London.

Haytham will be in whatever game he pleases.

What about a new series of games based off of the Assassins Creed games? Like : "The order of the Templars", or maybe , " May The father of understanding". In these games you could play the backstory of Tepmlars.

That was really irrelevant, don't do that.

I pray, how was it not relevant?

I think you need to put my post in context with the post I'm replying to.

i posted nothing

I see what you did there.

i am not offended

Refer to #50

So many fucking guards for being a pile of burned rubble.