survey for boys

Though saying "jerk off" seems unfitting

If I was a girl, I would spend hours just groping my own boobs.

Not much would change for me. Except it'd be easier to go out and buy make-up and girl's clothes.

lesbian stuff, and more lesbian stuff and then some more lesbian stuff

1. Masturbate
2. Masturbate more, with toys
3. Play with Boobs/Nipples
4. Use Boobs to get free stuff
5. Experience sex from woman side
6. Freak out sex partner by making him think that he made me pregnant

If I was female... I'd still be weird...

jerk WHAT off?

get free meals and drinks everyday.

If I was a girl for a day, it'd be a lot less uncomfortable to go out and buy stockings and stuff.

So I'd probably just do that.

2. get kick in my groin to see if it hurt more and solve greatest mystery!

Oh yes.

Jerk off, then become a lesbian

I'd take as many pictures and videos of me doing all of my favorite and very specific fetishes so when I turn back I'd have a ton of high quality fap material.

My answers to the survey:
1. Masturbate.
2. Do things in public that I couldn't really do as a guy.
3. Be a lesbian.
4. Bash radical feminists.
5. Become the singer of the next Flyleaf/Paramore-type band.