random animuh post. the description? click for detail i lied no description.. I once masturbated to a couch. To my excuse it was a rater hot couch.
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#20 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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I once masturbated to a couch. To my excuse it was a rater hot couch.
User avatar #74 to #20 - samuraicrack (01/30/2013) [-]
The hell has being able to use both hands as good as each other got to do with masturbating to a couch?
User avatar #199 to #74 - atma (01/30/2013) [-]
would you....
would you rather he had posted somebody masturbating to a couch?
User avatar #88 to #20 - sisoytaco (01/30/2013) [-]
I love Yahtzee..
User avatar #33 to #20 - dedaluminus (01/30/2013) [-]
was it...leather?
#39 to #20 - feelythefeel (01/30/2013) [-]
You're only excused if it was leather. Leather is a very sexy material, after all.
#59 to #20 - tyraxio (01/30/2013) [-]
It shouldn't just so happen to be this particular couch?
User avatar #69 to #59 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
The exact one.
#101 to #69 - tyraxio (01/30/2013) [-]
I know what you are doing, Dave.
#18 - makhan ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
<mfw most anime
User avatar #30 to #24 - megaton (01/30/2013) [-]
thats a guy
#31 to #30 - savirleo (01/30/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it is
User avatar #145 to #31 - haunterbrony (01/30/2013) [-]
Got a link to that?
User avatar #189 to #145 - savirleo (01/30/2013) [-]
The one with the guy bent over, or the one that isn't straight?
User avatar #191 to #189 - haunterbrony (01/30/2013) [-]
..Wynaut both?
#193 to #191 - savirleo (01/30/2013) [-]
First one is Himitsu no Akuma-chan
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Second one, I think is Boku no Pico
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User avatar #7 - upyourarsinal (01/29/2013) [-]
what if anime characters jacked off to regular porn?
#10 to #7 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Of-of course we dont

3DPD
#11 to #10 - upyourarsinal (01/30/2013) [-]
i just found you out! i found the anime universe out!
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#75 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #179 to #75 - turtleback (01/30/2013) [-]
"I'll cum too much and die."
That's one of the bad endings in Bible Black.
User avatar #212 to #179 - menqudoneix (01/30/2013) [-]
there were multiple endings in bible black? I thought it was just an animated series..
User avatar #270 to #212 - turtleback (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the eroge game came before the hentai series.
And yes, there are multiple endings. If I remember correctly, one of the females injects your balls with something that makes you cum like ******* crazy and you cum until you die. That is one of the bad endings.
User avatar #271 to #270 - menqudoneix (01/31/2013) [-]
I think I'm going to look this up.

for science, of course.
User avatar #135 to #75 - astraea (01/30/2013) [-]
I know where most of theese are from.
**** me right
#176 to #75 - seratyo (01/30/2013) [-]
"make Cheese Fondue in my pussy!" "Vomit-cum" "Mouth Pussy" "Sandwhich **** "

These are all phrases I was not epecting to read today...
User avatar #96 to #75 - therobawesome (01/30/2013) [-]
I read it for the plot.
#120 to #75 - inbardo (01/30/2013) [-]
What the hell, Japan...
What the hell, Japan...
#122 to #75 - paintedgorilla (01/30/2013) [-]
&quot;Do it! do it! pour your cum all over my unborn fetus!&quot;
"Do it! do it! pour your cum all over my unborn fetus!"
#156 - dickticklerluv ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
you wouldn't understand
User avatar #203 to #156 - smokekusheveryday (01/30/2013) [-]
Source?
#234 to #203 - John Cena (01/30/2013) [-]
Swimsuit Girlfriend I think
User avatar #237 to #234 - smokekusheveryday (01/30/2013) [-]
anon if only i could give you more thumbs
User avatar #171 to #156 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/30/2013) [-]
How POLITE of you!!
#62 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
If it turns me on, fap to it

That's my rule
#86 to #62 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/30/2013) [-]
if it has boobs jack off to it, that's my rule.
#225 to #62 - trilogical (01/30/2013) [-]
This cat is more attractive then most girls
#226 to #225 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
Then fap to it
#50 - thisotherdude (01/30/2013) [-]
The way I see it:

2D hentai (preferably manga since anime hentai is generally **** ) > 3D real life porn

Why you might ask? Allow me to educate you.

With 3D porn you're often limited to human standards and possibly a few half assed props and terrible acting. But Hentai truly allows for wondrous freedom, have a monster girl fetish? Well you can see plenty of hentai with a dude ******* an arachne (woman with the lower body of a spider) or a lamia (lower body of a snake), or whatever kind of monster girl you're into. Or say you want to see a hentai of a 15 year old son sucking his fat mothers 16 inch dick, you won't find that anywhere in real life 3D porn, but with hentai it's real easy to find. Hentai simply allows more imaginative scenario's, where as 3D doesn't really get overly extreme, maybe some horse ******* here and there but you will never get anywhere near the level you'll get with hentai.

Anyway those are my two cents on the subject.
#204 to #50 - atma (01/30/2013) [-]
was that last example based on any comic in particular?
User avatar #238 to #204 - thisotherdude (01/30/2013) [-]
"mama tama"
#241 to #238 - atma (01/30/2013) [-]
thank you I love you.
#58 to #50 - John Cena (01/30/2013) [-]
But... I've seen plenty of crazy (even monster) 3d porn...
User avatar #148 to #50 - lincolnpenis (01/30/2013) [-]
Mama mother ******* Tama...

I couldn't sleep for daysssssssssss.
#97 to #50 - zeldapronmaster (01/30/2013) [-]
And then i stop to ask, Why would ahealthy human want to see a 16 year old boy suck his fat MOTHER'S 16 inch cock?
#99 to #97 - insanefreak (01/30/2013) [-]
I ask the same question to people who are into hardcore SM.
Everyone has his own tastes, some people are into monsters, some are into animals, others are into the opposite sex, others in the same sex, others are into softcore, others are into hardcore, some prefer anal, others oral..

It's like fashion. There will always be people who'll like something very few others do. It's a matter of opinions.
Les gouts et les colour, ont ne discute pas (or something), like the French say.
(people shouldn't argue about tastes and colors)
#152 to #99 - shadsword (01/30/2013) [-]
Well put
User avatar #105 to #99 - zeldapronmaster (01/30/2013) [-]
Its not an oppinion its a natural desire, to feed your sexual appetite. Scientifically speaking Homesexuals, Asexuals, and zoophilia, is actually a form of mental illness where youre brain hs trouble telling youre body what it should be attracted to.
#194 to #105 - John Cena (01/30/2013) [-]
says the talking dildo with zelda porn for a name. go **** yourself.
User avatar #198 to #194 - zeldapronmaster (01/30/2013) [-]
Its a fact, backed up by research, the brain of an aroused individual under the following i just mentioned shows the same activity as an autistic person couting cards, or going to 1 thousand using only prime numbers. How does stating that making a talking dildo?
#214 to #97 - thekame ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
because it's hot.
#71 to #50 - lilRican (01/30/2013) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The feels **
There's this whole manga with a guy living with monster girls and each day more and more keep getting added to his house...

i think he's up to like 6
Bitches be crazy under a full moon
User avatar #79 to #71 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]
My daily life with monster girl.
User avatar #81 to #79 - lilRican (01/30/2013) [-]
IS that it?

or is that the one where every story has a random monster girl?
User avatar #83 to #81 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]
That's the random stories.
User avatar #84 to #83 - lilRican (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh well i think the same guy has made a manga with an actual story

called monster mususume or something like that
User avatar #85 to #84 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm sure. I believe I've read those. One where he has to take care of the (Lamia above) as far as I recall because she's special, but mistreated.

Also, I think monster girl quest was called "Musume.exe". Not sure.
#159 to #85 - drmedic (01/30/2013) [-]
Monmusu*

Here's Garrus. idk why.
User avatar #173 to #159 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's it.
#73 to #50 - John Cena (01/30/2013) [-]
Exactly, not to mention you can indulge in your more morally questionable fetishes without someone legitimately being hurt or wronged.
Which is why I don't understand why lolicon/shotacon is illegal in some places, in fact, in some places, possession of lolicon is as illegal as CREATING the real life equivalent.
What's to stop people just going and doing the worse thing, since the potential punishment is the same.
User avatar #87 to #78 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/30/2013) [-]
I need ch. 11 of that to come out already.
User avatar #228 to #87 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
who doesnt?
User avatar #233 to #228 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/30/2013) [-]
I wanna see how they proceed with him dating all 3 of them.
User avatar #236 to #233 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
You're not the only one.
User avatar #245 to #236 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/30/2013) [-]
i would enjoy to see how he has sex with Cesea...
User avatar #253 to #245 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
as an added bonus (cause why not?), allow me to link you this oneshot by the same person: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #257 to #253 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/30/2013) [-]
what was the point in that? It only shows Papi? so they aren't making a ch 11 well ****
User avatar #259 to #257 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
A chapter 11 will happen, because it is such a good manga. Also, it didn't show Papi, it was another manga, another character (looking just like Papi, I'll agree to that, but yeah... you get my point).
User avatar #267 to #259 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/31/2013) [-]
Looks like Papi in medicmal tape to me, good eyes.
User avatar #252 to #245 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
You will most likely not get to see that unless some people make random hentai about it (witch will most likely happen).
#201 to #178 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #231 to #178 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
allow me to help you:
Monster musume no iru nichjou
or rather, Daily life with a monster girl.
go look it up on a manga site, like Batoto.
#258 to #231 - atomschlumpf (01/30/2013) [-]
thank you sir, you are awesome
thank you sir, you are awesome
#260 to #258 - loffe (01/30/2013) [-]
No problem, have this wallpaper of Yuri from ToG (that is Tower of God, if you did not know).
User avatar #180 to #178 - tylosaurus (01/30/2013) [-]
Look below, you should find the source and more.
#195 - bitchplzzz (01/30/2013) [-]
... he has a point..
#150 - fizzor (01/30/2013) [-]
I enjoy reading hentai with an actual story line, although they're not that common. Some hentai can be funny, too.
#284 to #150 - John Cena (05/30/2015) [-]
That manga is this?
it looks funny
#182 to #150 - LegititmateKyle (01/30/2013) [-]
Even if they do have storyline they tend to be poorly translated from Japanese so it's not of much help.

pic unrelated
#28 - ascendedwings (01/30/2013) [-]
I have the .gif version...but I thinks it's a bit too small. Dammit.
I have the .gif version...but I thinks it's a bit too small. Dammit.
User avatar #149 to #28 - ryander (01/30/2013) [-]
where from?
#192 to #149 - vanguard (01/30/2013) [-]
An anime called genshiken, its about the lives of people in an anime/manga/videogame club in university.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ascendedwings (01/30/2013) [-]
That's not too bad, actually.
User avatar #46 to #29 - thatnerdyguy (01/30/2013) [-]
Good enough for me.
#224 - wutda (01/30/2013) [-]
I know exactly what I have done
and it is true
#2 - John Cena (01/29/2013) [-]
**** your "i lied" description.
it's ******* annoying
#1 - martyss (01/29/2013) [-]
It's from Genshiken
User avatar #4 - monkee (01/29/2013) [-]
I can't enjoy real life porn anymore after doing a massive research project on the treatment of porn stars.
Hentai, it might be ****** up but no-one gets hurt.
User avatar #27 to #4 - PartyPanda (01/30/2013) [-]
Watch amateur porn
User avatar #92 to #27 - monkee (01/30/2013) [-]
That's what **** is for ;)
#9 to #4 - John Cena (01/29/2013) [-]
go on
#34 to #4 - snifflezz (01/30/2013) [-]
I wanna know too now. Please explain kind sir.
I wanna know too now. Please explain kind sir.
User avatar #89 to #34 - monkee (01/30/2013) [-]
I'd have to dive into my notes to give a detailed description of everything I covered. Some of the things that stick out in my memory are:

Internal injuries resembling rape happening in around 15-20% of hard-core videos, 90% of which are not sufficiently medically treated. Some of the pictures I was shown had severe bruising and bleeding around the genitals and in the throat, along with rupturing of the vaginal and anal walls. The external injuries usually don’t show fully until the day after the cameras are rolling, and instead simply swell up and become inflamed during intercourse (which can easily be mistaking for spanking marks).

The sheer volume of drugs both sexes take to allow for longer sessions and more ejaculate. This includes painkillers, hormone treatments and of course Viagra.

The spread of STD's from not wearing a condom is more prevalent than the illegal sex trade, due to a lack of health and safety legislation and the multiple partners throughout a porn stars career. Gonorrhoea, herpes and chlamydia are the most common ones, usually in the throat and genitals.

A national assessment of porn stars showed severe guilt tactics used to encourage women (and men in gay scenes) to go further into the industry than they’d want to. They’d sign a contract specifying no anal or group scenes etc then once the camera was rolling they felt like they lost all choice. I’d like to find more stuff to back up this statement however, as this was in a lecture from my tutor and had no source to back it up.

User avatar #90 to #89 - monkee (01/30/2013) [-]
Statements from porn stars again and again debunk the area of choice. I will use a source at the bottom which contains various statements, although it is based on an anti-pornography website so obviously take it with a pinch of salt. Scroll down past the main article to find a list. Sasha Grey has also made statements recently, contrasting the ones she made during her career advocating pornography as a suitable career choice for young woman. Interesting what they start to say once they’ve left the industry and their career is not in jeopardy.

I am not anti-pornography. I think it provides an outlet for sexual frustration and can be improved. I am however in favour of creating more laws around health and safety of pornography, allowing porn stars more legal rights and allowing internet providers to block adult content if a person wishes to do so. All you’ve got to remember is porn is not real sex. Just good looking sex. If I find my notes I’ll post the appropriate research links I referenced in my essay on the subject. It’s a sociology paper so pretty easy to find.

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#124 to #90 - hangingtree (01/30/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		......
Holy **** ......
#273 to #90 - snifflezz (02/01/2013) [-]
That is absolutely terrible...
That is absolutely terrible...
#19 to #4 - xmasterchefx (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm kind of curious now, would you mind explaining how they are treated?
User avatar #93 to #19 - monkee (01/30/2013) [-]
See above, I posted what I can remember without looking at my notes again
Sociology is a hell of a subject.
#100 - insanefreak (01/30/2013) [-]
Why do so many people love hentai and anime porn?
Because the personalities of the females in the anime world are often amazing, yet often a tad.. strange? (every anime character must have at least one weird characteristic)

Also, try finding RL porn with a storyline that is actually romantic. It's quite rare, and even more rare to find it for free, something that isn't an issue with the world of hentai.
#141 to #100 - lordaurion (01/30/2013) [-]
You basically hit it on the head, it's much easier to find your fetishes in hentai than in rl porn.
#14 - genecaster (01/30/2013) [-]
why is his glasses frame not connected to itself at the bottom
User avatar #15 to #14 - miscarriage (01/30/2013) [-]
Because actual hipster glasses are too mainstream.
User avatar #38 to #14 - yusay (01/30/2013) [-]
Because of glare.

But actually, mine are like that.
User avatar #166 to #52 - derpmageddon (01/30/2013) [-]
Fap. Definitely fap.
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