Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #37 - ctenop (10/27/2013) [-]
I'd like to see my penis in a girl, and it'd make her a mom!
#46 to #37 - nimithecat ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
but... then she'll get all fat and bitchy... and you'll have to deal with pesky kids that won't become cool or smart enough to talk with until they turn 2 or 3,
and you'll have to hold back on stuff you have to do, and your wife will start threatening for divorce over every little fuckup, and having to deal with giving up your favorite hobbies to make time for "family time" which only results in arguments.

Man... i'll wait till I'm god-damn ready before I become a dad, I need to get all of my angst and irresponsibility out of my system so I don't end up being the asshole I am now later on in my kid's life.
At least once I get all of the fun stuff out of the way, at least I won't have much of a reason to whine.
#70 to #46 - lordpancake ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
no no, he never said once that he'd stick around, only that he'd make her a mother.
User avatar #110 to #70 - pjnona (10/28/2013) [-]
**pjnona rolls 95**
#81 to #70 - ctenop (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
 Friends (0)