dead parents. . mam: What I look tor in agirl: it may make a girl out " still not enough to make a morn Water, 35 litres Carbon, kilograms Ammonia, 4 litres Lim dead parents mam: What I look tor in agirl: it may make a girl out " still not enough to morn Water 35 litres Carbon kilograms Ammonia 4 Lim
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mam:
What I look tor in agirl:
it may make a girl out " still not enough to make a morn
Water, 35 litres
Carbon, kilograms
Ammonia, 4 litres
Lime, kilograms
Phosphorus, Bull grams
Salt, 250 grams
Saltpeter, 100 grams
Sulfur, m grams
Fluorine, To grams
Iron, 5 grams
Silicon, 3 grams
Trace amounts of 15 other elements
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#2 - evilredmuffin
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User avatar #13 to #2 - jacoban
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what anime is the joke from? (not spongebob)
User avatar #16 to #13 - trollins
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Completelymineral Chemist
#28 to #16 - Lateralism
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User avatar #29 to #13 - Lateralism
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Partiallyliquid Biologist
User avatar #14 to #13 - jasohazard
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Fullmetal Alchemist
User avatar #24 to #2 - danster
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>Parents

That father is basically immortal.
#21 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#93 to #21 - playerdous
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#34 to #21 - djbaconbits
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User avatar #95 to #21 - oregmes
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actually just an arm
#99 to #95 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#98 to #95 - anon id: 6d627c13
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Yes we get it it was just his arm.

But the entire process involved him losing his arm and his leg
User avatar #100 to #98 - oregmes
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what about als body?
#1 - ohayougozaimasu
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Human transmutation.

Not even once.
#30 - itrinx
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you think this is a ************* game ?
User avatar #42 to #30 - dharkmoswen
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anyone got a bigger version and/or know where this is from?
User avatar #43 to #42 - itrinx
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This is from the internet. So don't expect a sauce that will satisfy your desires, a guy just took that picture for a forum i guess.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dharkmoswen
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ah, thanks
#77 to #30 - anon id: 2fd1f697
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#53 to #30 - pipeworks
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#86 to #30 - christmouth
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#57 to #30 - larfang
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User avatar #48 to #30 - loodee
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doge in disguise
User avatar #49 to #48 - biggrand
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much feel
such bad parenting
*brotherhood
acquire thumbs
#6 - mode
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*insert arm and leg joke here*
*insert arm and leg joke here*
#35 to #6 - djbaconbits
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#3 - thatonenerd
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That recipe has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.
#20 to #3 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#60 to #3 - stanleys
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#23 to #3 - punishlife
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Only Armstrong thing i have
#33 to #23 - seaofcoltrane
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#40 to #3 - redbrutal
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#88 to #3 - christmouth
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#22 - LoneWhiteWolf
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#7 - brobafett
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Wow, your mom is dead? How super sad...
#8 to #7 - shadownigga
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#9 to #7 - shadownigga
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Wow, your family's dead? How super sad....
#18 to #9 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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Hmm planet exploded... that's rough buddy
#78 to #18 - sorihisis
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Ultra Lord?
#45 to #18 - mitchr
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Your universe died? That sounds like it must suck.
#51 to #45 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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I wish i could say i understood that reference but i didn't...
User avatar #55 to #51 - mitchr
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica
Now, if you want the spoilers, she was from a different timeline where she was a weak girl. She befriended another girl who then sacrificed herself in vain to keep a demon from destroying the world. She traveled back in time to keep this from happening. This time, her friend died along with the demon. So she went back again. The third time, her friend won and then turned into a demon far more powerful than the one that was defeated. Repeat that about 3000 times with varying end results.
User avatar #10 to #9 - brobafett
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>implying anyone gives a **** about that mary sue.
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy
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Ed lost his leg to alchemy to summon his mom from alchemy, right?
So...was Eren able to summon a titan because he lost his leg to a Titan?
User avatar #50 to #17 - greenstrongworld
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More like half his ******* body.
User avatar #94 to #50 - Loppytaffy
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That was Marco.
User avatar #96 to #94 - greenstrongworld
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Guess he never found Polo I'm as sorry as Annie.
#114 to #96 - Loppytaffy
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User avatar #37 - ctenop
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I'd like to see my penis in a girl, and it'd make her a mom!
#46 to #37 - nimithecat
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but... then she'll get all fat and bitchy... and you'll have to deal with pesky kids that won't become cool or smart enough to talk with until they turn 2 or 3,
and you'll have to hold back on stuff you have to do, and your wife will start threatening for divorce over every little ******, and having to deal with giving up your favorite hobbies to make time for "family time" which only results in arguments.

Man... i'll wait till I'm god-damn ready before I become a dad, I need to get all of my angst and irresponsibility out of my system so I don't end up being the asshole I am now later on in my kid's life.
At least once I get all of the fun stuff out of the way, at least I won't have much of a reason to whine.
#70 to #46 - lordpancake
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no no, he never said once that he'd stick around, only that he'd make her a mother.
#81 to #70 - ctenop
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User avatar #110 to #70 - pjnona
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**pjnona rolls 95**