cow

jokes on you, i'd eat both.

Wait, you're telling me it's been 6 hours and no ones told you they're a vegetarian?

How dare you say something like that? I'm a Vegetarian, and as a Vegetarian I believe that those who are not Vegetarians (like me) should become vegetarians (like me) so that the cruel inumane torture of those beautiful cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys, goats, dogs, cats, ducks, rabbits, and other beautiful animals loved by Vegetarians (like me) so we can all live in harmony and peace and vegetarian prosperity.


please get the joke

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

WHAT, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT YOU LITTLE CUNT MUFFIN? i'LL HAVE YOU KNOW i'M TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK FUCKING ON. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS I'M GODDAMN ANGRY AND WILL MAKE THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE AN ABSOLUTE HELL! THE LEVEL OF SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE SHALL BE LEGENDARY EVEN AMONGST THE LEGIONS OF HELL ITSELF! I'M ALSO USING CAPS TO DISGUISE THAT I DON'T RECALL ANY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO THAT COPYPASTA. HAVE A NICE NIGHT!

Hey buttered nipple soup! I warned you of this very particular predicament! And I laugh at you in your face like a gay French man, but first let me tell you what I think of scum like you. Using some one else's originality? I'd love to see you try and steal mine! It's impossible! I'm literally baking a loaf at how hard it would be! And don't you go and think your buttery fingers could grasp my particular argument!! Oh No I don't even lift my finger to that one buddy. You absolute conundrum of a query! I will tear you apart with literary terms even the dictionary can't comprehend, Buckaroo! So have at it, take the first swing!

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i think everyone is missing the joke. "eating out" is slang for oral sex on the vagina, thus, "i would eat the japanese one" means he would perform the act of fellatio on her.

<cant find a suitable picture, so heres this.

My good sir, I provide this information with the utmost respect, but if I'm not mistaken "fellatio" refers to the male genitalia, whereas cunnilingus refers to the female genitalia.

A good day to you, sir.

....that was obviously a joke i made and totally not me being completely retarded.

here's a...well, dumber version of that pic

Actually, I think that's the wordplay EjaculationMan was making.

oh i see now. i thought he just meant he would cannablize her.

i meant both, to eat the cow as in food and to eat the japanese cow as in to eat her out.

Oh, I thought you meant you would eat them both out. Hmmm, maybe some people AREN'T attracted to cows. Interesting.

I thought he literally meant eating as in consuming, because of the picture he used.

lol, haha
source please!

Are you down cow?

pretty sure she's up

And it is GREAT.

GOD DAMMIT SAUCE? i remember it but i cant remember the name.

ignore that.

that was a 10/10 hentai i would read it again, for the sexual thrill.

sauce? please!!

www.fakku.net/manga/milk-party-english

yes yes yeeesss

Let the masturbation spread itself then.

I really want to know what drugs the creator was taking
And I want some of them

never seen so many comment favorites

I feel proud of myself for aiding so much penises to stand up for the same cause!

Would be a shame if that comment got deleted, No?

The thumbs and faves don't matter, what is important is that people fapped, and they enjoyed it!

from?

annnnndddd, saved

yeah me too wait..............whut?

how hard?

Until she Moooans!!

I will keep the wolf...entertained...You protect the cow.

You take the cow.
I'm the one who has the booze.
(wolves love booze)

This will not do. I will take the cow, breed it with a strong healthy bull, start a small cattle ranch, get the operation well established, sell the ranch for 10x what the original cow was worth, start a liquor store, have unlimited alcohol, and gain sexy wolves.

that's fine, but you can't have these.
These are mine.

When the time comes we will see...we will see

I think you should worry about Wolves Fucking your cows....

They've been known to engage in rather vicious Yuri rape.

Might i be so bold as to ask for the name of this anime, i have heard i before but i forgot...

It's a crossover, for one thing.
The blonde is Liru, from Magical Pokaan

And the redhead is Holo, from Spice and Wolf.

Thanks bro, i'm looking forward to watching it

which one?

I heard most good things about spice and wolf, so that will be the first, probably the other one later

Good choice.
I watched that one all the way through, but never finished Magipoka

yes

Yes... plot....

Hmmm...Heroic Age?

What episode was this? I'm pretty sure I watched all the SAO episodes but I don't remember that ass

The one with the blue haired chick who's got guild mates getting murdered in safe zones. It's like 7 or 8.

Oh the murder.. Can't wait for ALO

me too man... 14 was so good.

oh god it will be sooo awesome

i was just about to say the same. its funny, i've read ONE hentai in my entire life and it had to be that one lol

MFW army of the dead.

Army of Darkness thread!

I agree with this!

http://www(.)fakku(.)net/manga/milk-party-english Link. Thank me later.

I assume you are posting this for others to see?

Yup. Why else?

ok ok.... this manga is very weird

read it twice...

I see this floating around. What is it?

Sora no Otoshimono is the anime's name.

But i liked it, it was good

I need more of whatever that just was.

Let me know if this ain't cool and I'll delete it.