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she should be careful, that's how you get salmonella
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Not in Japan, because they have a lot of dishes with raw egg in it there, they check all their eggs on salmonella so all their eggs are safe to eat raw (apperenately)
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she sucks on a raw chicken
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I guess they check the chickens then instead of the eggs, seems more easy that way too now that i think of it.
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that's what I was thinking the entire time
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Or campylobacter if she's real unlucky
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Generally not from eggs, but I like where your head is at.
though I suppose you did say if she's really unlucky
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Its chicken, not salmon!
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I didn't understand that reference.
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That's all that went through my head also....
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