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#10 - leusername (02/01/2014) [-]
I was murdered and there was some fan service involved.
User avatar #69 to #10 - ayumu ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
It really wasn't my choice
User avatar #115 to #39 - ayumu ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
my desktop
#18 to #10 - wamegor (02/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #10 - robhigginsxd (02/01/2014) [-]
I know that feel...
User avatar #40 to #16 - elmosays (02/01/2014) [-]
is that from monochrome factor
User avatar #105 to #40 - delio (02/02/2014) [-]
>Not knowing DxD when you see it
what a filthy casual. I bet you like 3DPD you faggot.
#41 to #40 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
You dun Goof'd
#51 to #41 - elmosays (02/01/2014) [-]
common you can't blame me and what's with the face of disgust
#17 to #16 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
ooooooh boy here we go
ooooooh boy here we go
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#95 to #94 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
ment bored you sand 						******					....last one and im out of here   
   
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out window to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.   
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!   
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.   
Such is life in Moscow
ment bored you sand ****** ....last one and im out of here

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out window to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
Such is life in Moscow
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#97 to #96 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
dude, dude...DUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE DID YOU NOT READ IT!=!=!!!=!?!??!
dude, dude...DUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE DID YOU NOT READ IT!=!=!!!=!?!??!
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#99 to #98 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
you're such a sand 						******					 today....
you're such a sand ****** today....
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#76 to #73 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 5*** lol, he's so mad
**ssheinrich rolls 5*** lol, he's so mad
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#78 to #77 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
who`?
who`?
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User avatar #80 to #79 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 6*** you mean crazykillah?
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#82 to #81 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 31*** HEY CRAZYKILLAH GET UR FATTASS OVER HERE
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#84 to #83 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
crazykillah, y u no respond? D:
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#87 to #85 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
you don't have to be so mean!!!

he's a troll y'know? remember to read with russian accent
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User avatar #93 to #91 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
we were having history class about the cold war
#92 to #91 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
my friend in class told us about these stories when we were born in class.. even the teacher laughed his ass off   
   
A dirty, capitalist pig disguised as a pround Russian was snooping around a prohibited KGB base. Silly capitalist pig walk into base and find KGB-approved 'Michoklev the Rodent' mascot suit in top-secret room.   
Michoklev mascot comes alive and kills capitalist pig   
Haunted mascot given Russia's highest honor for assisting the KGB   
do not ask about how mascot was haunted the KGB was not involved   
Such is life in moscow.
my friend in class told us about these stories when we were born in class.. even the teacher laughed his ass off

A dirty, capitalist pig disguised as a pround Russian was snooping around a prohibited KGB base. Silly capitalist pig walk into base and find KGB-approved 'Michoklev the Rodent' mascot suit in top-secret room.
Michoklev mascot comes alive and kills capitalist pig
Haunted mascot given Russia's highest honor for assisting the KGB
do not ask about how mascot was haunted the KGB was not involved
Such is life in moscow.
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#89 to #88 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
my god, ive never laughed so hard on reddit when i first found these...

Man and wife work in glorious Soviet tractor factory. One day, they get tired from building communism, so go into city to stand in bread line. They hire babysitter to watch over children for night. Babysitter left with children in proud Soviet home. Tells parents will take good care.
Father get call from babysitter after a few hours. Babysitter tell father that children reading Marx like good Soviets, but room is drafty because there are no windows. Asks father if okay to move children to parents' room to read Marx. Father says okay, but babysitter have one final request. She ask if can cover up Lenin statue in room because it is frightening her. Father drop phone (should have worn gloves), then tell babysitter, "Take children and get out of house. We do not have Lenin statue!"
Mother and father race home to find KGB at house. KGB arrest babysitter for finding Lenin statue frightening, then arrest parents for not having Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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#42 to #27 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
**gux rolls 5**
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#45 to #44 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
**gux rolls 0** HNGG!!!
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#47 to #46 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
**gux rolls 2**
**gux rolls 2**
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#49 to #48 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#43 to #42 - gux (02/01/2014) [-]
**gux rolls 8** cmon
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#30 to #29 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 2*** is this what you want?
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#33 to #31 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 4*** ***** stop, ur gonna die from the gabe infection
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User avatar #35 to #34 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 8*** last reply on this thread mister
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User avatar #37 to #36 - ssheinrich (02/01/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 8*** yepp
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