When the jam in the club is yours

don't you just love,
The integer preceding two, yet following zero amounts of concentrated impact force using the force of the combination of the bicep, deltoid, and pectoral muscles contracting in a swift motion directly forward, relative to the location of the performer of said motion's body, applied on to the enclosed hand, to perform an action notable for its use in a variety of martial arts for its aggression and physical damage to the recipient of said motion of a homo sapien sapien containing the sex-identifying, DNA-bound chromosomal sequence: "XY," denoting said individual as male, upon the completion of the pubescent stage in said oraganism's developmental cycle and achieving genetic maturity after approximately twelve to fifteen rotations of the planet: "earth" around its local star, known as: "sun."
because i sure do