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#9 - flnonymousseven (11/25/2015) [-]
that's why you never share your tech with normies. ever.

the risk of them discovering your power level is just too high.
User avatar #163 to #9 - bjornkrage (11/26/2015) [-]
lent my computer to a friend so he could print something out. Went to the toilet while he used it. He typed G so it'd go to google. IT WENT TO GELBOORU . thankfully he had no idea what it is, and i was back just in time to direct him to google
#169 to #163 - foxxywithpaws (11/26/2015) [-]
Your friend is the one who should feel ashamed, going to google.com like an old lady and not using the address bar to search.
User avatar #77 to #9 - malkotay (11/26/2015) [-]
never give away phone and when gf is around type with lightning pressing all necessary buttons at once.
#85 to #9 - archael ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Incognito mode.
User avatar #149 to #85 - marmiteistasty (11/26/2015) [-]
i feel like "what if i want to find it again? then what?" cuz i did spend quite a lot of time searching for it right
#34 to #9 - thepaperpanda (11/26/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
This is why you never get a gf
User avatar #15 to #9 - moorgar (11/26/2015) [-]
you can even go incognito on your phone, when you get busted it´s your own fault
User avatar #13 - silversea (11/26/2015) [-]
>using fakku
>not using ehentai or exhentai
>not using incognito mode
>having a gf
what the **** is this normie even doing
User avatar #135 to #13 - gabikak ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
>not using pururin
#147 to #135 - drmedic (11/26/2015) [-]
But isn't Pururin dead? Or in a vegetative state at the moment?
User avatar #174 to #147 - comandante (11/27/2015) [-]
Do you or jacoban know where i can find geigercounter, i used to use only pururin I am ashamed
User avatar #175 to #174 - jacoban ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
oh man, that's a classic, there's even a second one.

You need to login to view this link 1
You need to login to view this link 2

also, damn, I had like 7 pages of favourites with really stupid names, no way am I getting those back now
#176 to #175 - drmedic (11/27/2015) [-]
I feel you breh, lost so many good **** in there.
#152 to #135 - jacoban ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
pururin probs down for good this time
>tfw you only realise how important it was when you lost it
User avatar #151 to #13 - djequalizee (11/26/2015) [-]
Fakku is better optimized for phones
#57 to #13 - ainise (11/26/2015) [-]
Fakku is easier if you dunno what you want.
Exhentai you have to have some inkling of what you're after.

Ashamed of your fetishes? Only reason to go incog.
User avatar #92 to #13 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
I'm not into this, wtf is ehentai and exhentai? I tried the normal .com and .net, nothing.

User avatar #104 to #103 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I got that when trying .com, I am pretty sure all this fuss is not about a sad panda.
User avatar #105 to #104 - orangelightning (11/26/2015) [-]
you need to create a profile on You need to login to view this link login in there and then go to exhentai
User avatar #106 to #105 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
That seems like a lot of work for me to go slake my curiosity about what it is. At least I know what to do if I ever want to now, thanks mate.
User avatar #107 to #106 - orangelightning (11/26/2015) [-]
It's basically e-hentai, but where they also keep loli and ***** if you are into that thing
#108 to #107 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Ehh. Alright. I know that loli is like, what, someone that looks or is young? I guess ***** is something like that.

Learning is fun.
User avatar #109 to #108 - orangelightning (11/26/2015) [-]
yeah loli is young looking girls and ***** is young looking boys. I'll stop creeping you out now.
User avatar #110 to #109 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Sweet, nailed it.

Don't worry, I am a big boy, I have been on the internet for a long time now - I don't get creeped that easily.
User avatar #154 to #110 - fresighto ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
You should be m8
Thats some weird ass ****
#124 to #107 - dislikinator ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
just lolis and ****** , or is all the weird hentai there? As a fan of Guro (mainly decapitation), I have a hard time actually finding good manga of those online.
#155 to #124 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
yeah all the weird hentai is there, also some of the copyrighted **** gets taken off g-e hentai but not off exhentai.
User avatar #130 to #124 - orangelightning (11/26/2015) [-]
As Ive said it is basicly e-hentai. I think the stuff that gets uploaded is the same but all loli and ***** gets "pinned for the fjords" on e-hentai, but is still up on exhentai. I'm pretty sure e-hentai have guro itself. I ******* hate when some asshat upload guro and makes the thumbnail ******* gore I know I shouldn't be judging considering my own fetish but guro is the one exception. I'm silently judging you for your guro fetish sorry pal.
#131 to #130 - dislikinator ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry, we all have that fetish we absolutely can't stand. For me it's wincest.
User avatar #91 to #13 - eurgh (11/26/2015) [-]
Hentai foundry

Swfchan
User avatar #14 - lordsaucy (11/26/2015) [-]
"OMG! You go on fakku!?"
"Yup. What do you want for dinner?"
"That's so weird!"
"I'm thinking pizza."
"Why were you hiding this from me?"
"I wasn't, I'd delete my history if I was hiding it from you. So is that a yay or nay on the pizza?"
"Well, why do you need porn if you have me?"
"Would you be willing to have sex with me any time of day at a moments notice? ...and also turn 2-D? Still need an answer on that pizza."
"I'm concerned about how often you're watching porn if the address bar auto completes to fakku before facebook."
"I have an app for facebook. why would I use my phones ****** browser to go on facebook? Now then. Pizza. Yes. Or no."
"OK but it's still weird that you'd look at cartoon porn."
"Cartoons have magical gravity defying tiddys and monster girls. I'm gonna order a pizza. You have until I finish placing the order to request toppings."
User avatar #95 to #14 - AnomynousUser (11/26/2015) [-]
Hentai is also good because you don't have those moments of "That's somebody's daughter who's doing this to themselves..."

Although I have found myself caring about that less and less as time goes on...
#118 to #95 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
I never got that
Why should I care about parents that may or may not be disappointed in someone I'll never meet?
#145 to #14 - spoopyskeleton (11/26/2015) [-]
"Honey, what's Fakku?"
"Ugh. You don't get it. Cartoon girls are so superior. Stop judging me."
User avatar #29 to #14 - kinginthenorthh (11/26/2015) [-]
"Why are you reading a comic about a guy ******* his little sister"
"w-wanna get some cp?"
"You're a sick ****** ! We're done."
"uhhh I meant cheese pizza"
#44 to #29 - migueldecervantes (11/26/2015) [-]
lolzeez bro
#73 to #29 - cazabrow (11/26/2015) [-]
oh man, you took it and just made it better.
#27 to #14 - zionsype (11/26/2015) [-]
>Orders a 2D pizza
#10 - lolollo (11/25/2015) [-]
*friends going though phone*
"Why do you have 'fakku' as the first thing when you type 'fa'?"
"You know why..."
"No, but why?"
"Do you know what it is?"
"It's porn."
"Then you know why, ************ ..."
"But...wait...you have a girlfriend."
"You know how you'll study for a test prior to the event?"
"Yeah..."
"We're on the same page, then."
"But wh-"
"MASTURBATION!"
#64 to #10 - trevanman (11/26/2015) [-]
I feel you
practise before a test
User avatar #4 - grimfuck (11/25/2015) [-]
If you cannot be open with what your into in a relationship, you are destined to fail.

Last time I had a gf, I said **** it, and let her brows my porn folder. ended up having crazy sex
User avatar #96 to #4 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/26/2015) [-]
well he was into incest so...
#50 to #4 - europe (11/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm totally ****** in that case
#19 - stifflerxchong ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
put on some cosplay and ask him to ahego the **** out of you
#20 - nykis (11/26/2015) [-]
>Fakku
>not x.hentai
>Not even g.e.-hentai
Your boyfriend's a pleb, i'm sorry
User avatar #21 to #20 - redstonealchemist (11/26/2015) [-]
wait, i've never heard of those other two! if there's the occasional decent thing on fakku, what, dare i ask, is on the others?
User avatar #36 to #21 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
dude i used fakku for a while but it's so bad no

So many ******** things have happened alot of my favorite doujins i cant even read now because i have to buy or something
User avatar #37 to #36 - chuca (11/26/2015) [-]
Not to mention they straight up lied to their user base.
User avatar #38 to #37 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
>Dont worry we'll bring back those tags! lolicon, monstergirls, even ******* incest was gone for a while
>deletes them pretty much completely

Like why ther **** do we need a Spats tag? theres only 15 ******* entries into that **** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - chuca (11/26/2015) [-]
Last I checked incest is still gone, but they still put up incest content without the tag. And as you said before they now charge for **** that was and still is on every other site free.

Honestly if they just straight up removed it I'd understand completely. But the fact that the removed it and now charge for it while also hiding that they still have that type of content just shows how greedy they are.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
Also Pururin? did that go down for everyone or am i just a faggot?

that was my new ******* place to go and then it vanished. now all thats left are these ******* ******** sites that have tons of ******* ads (atleast more ads than other websites)
User avatar #41 to #40 - chuca (11/26/2015) [-]
No it went down for everyone, apparently all you have to do is clear your DNS cache and you can get back on. I haven't bothered as I don't know what that means and I just use other sites. Adblock is a blessing.
User avatar #46 to #41 - yakasuki (11/26/2015) [-]
on win 7
>start menu
>search
>run

in the box type in ipconfig /flushdns

if it accepts it it will state Windows IP configuration successfully flushed the DNS Resolver Cache

if you have something other than win 7 : documentation.cpanel.net/display/CKB/How+To+Clear+Your+DNS+Cache
User avatar #80 to #46 - redstonealchemist (11/26/2015) [-]
what exactly is the DNS cache?
User avatar #84 to #80 - masterjogi (11/26/2015) [-]
DNS tells you which ip matches which adress, like google.com translates to some number 13.2.434.1 .1 (example).

Cache is storage so you don't have to look things up all the time.

DNS Cache = stores the ip adresses of websites you visited, if websites change their ip(what they do nearly never) you need to reset dns cache.
#54 to #46 - powneriffic (11/26/2015) [-]
it didn't work
if you don't know how to ****** this, could you direct me to where i could learn to ****** this
User avatar #173 to #54 - yakasuki (11/27/2015) [-]
ya i know the site seems to be down i recommend going to www.tsumino.com
User avatar #49 to #40 - grimsho (11/26/2015) [-]
Try getting onto You need to login to view this link , you'll literally have to google how to access the site, but it has everything.
User avatar #119 to #49 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
ive seen it's lay out and it looks retarded, thanks but no thanks
#160 to #119 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
it has literally everything and no ads, either you compromise for the archaic layout or you better start using adblocker
User avatar #161 to #160 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, well I got Pururin so I'll just be heading back to that
#56 to #20 - popnotes (11/26/2015) [-]
g.e. is ******* trash though
User avatar #125 to #56 - commoncrunch (11/26/2015) [-]
It may be trash, but **** , it's the most stable and best option you have at the moment.

FAKKU lies to its userbase
Pururin is broken
Everything else is too unreliable.

Unless you meant g.e-hentai being worse than exhentai, in which case, yeah, you're right.
User avatar #167 to #125 - rebornpotato (11/26/2015) [-]
nhentai is pretty good just a **** ton of ads, but adblock clears that up.
User avatar #157 to #125 - garymotherfingoak (11/26/2015) [-]
>lies to its userbase

elaborate?
User avatar #158 to #157 - commoncrunch (11/26/2015) [-]
Start at >>#36
User avatar #127 to #125 - popnotes (11/26/2015) [-]
Latter.
User avatar #26 to #20 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
what about Doujin moe?
#63 to #26 - cheekyrobin (11/26/2015) [-]
DJM is good, but man that paywall makes my everything cry.

Tsumino is kinda like Pururin's fresh replacement, its missing a few features, like being able to go directly to an author, or circle, or noting the series...

but it has pretty much everything Pururin did, and its a way to soften the blow of seeing that stupid surprised loli's face.
User avatar #74 to #63 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Anything on members only i just go to GE hentai to find. Or search image.
#83 to #20 - szatan ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
>tfw best hentai comics site is down
i miss Pururin
User avatar #159 to #83 - lilRican (11/26/2015) [-]
apparently all you need to do is clear your dns cache
User avatar #164 to #159 - szatan ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
nope, doesn't work
#87 to #20 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Seriously, fakku's subscription is really pricey, but you know what else? They directly work with the artists from japan, get you the high quality uncencored source material and work so that the guys drawing might actually appreciate their foreign fanbase instead of being angry at us pirating everything.

Fakku is doing for hentai manga what Crunchyroll etc. are doing for anime in general, giving you an easy opportunity to actually support what you like and making the industry notice and accept us.
You can get all the stuff for free, but calling people greedy/ **** for giving you the "opportunity" to support the artists? Yeah, no.
#53 - cazabrow (11/26/2015) [-]
TFW immediately wonder what tabs/photos/videos ive gotta hide when someone asks to borrow my phone.
User avatar #1 - remilia (11/25/2015) [-]
>touching bf phone
>big nono


>>but who was cam?




>>>gf gets on my phone to jack off to hentai
>>>posts pics with HER phone of MY phone showing up HER fav sites
>>>blames it on me to make me look like a pervert
User avatar #25 - BigDru (11/26/2015) [-]
Look, girls, your boyfriend is going to look at porn. It's a proven scientific fact that the sex drive of a man is much higher than that of a woman's, so unless you plan to **** or suck your guy anywhere from once a day to twice an hour, let him have his porn. Leave him the **** alone, let him rub a few out, because then he'll be more focused and not constantly thinking about sex. It's not hurting you, it's unlikely he's going to break up with you for an anime girl, so just get the **** over it.

You have your shoes, he has his porn. That's the long and short of it.
#94 to #25 - thejudgingmoose (11/26/2015) [-]
Good thing I am willing to do that.

I might just be a bit slutty though.
User avatar #170 to #94 - BigDru (11/27/2015) [-]
Liking having tons of sex does not make you slutty. Liking having sex with tons of people does.
#171 to #170 - thejudgingmoose (11/27/2015) [-]
No, sweety, I am a bit slutty for that. Still, I am alright with it. ^_^
No, sweety, I am a bit slutty for that. Still, I am alright with it. ^_^
User avatar #172 to #171 - BigDru (11/27/2015) [-]
w00t for self-acceptance. Now, might as well be the best at it. ******* go big.
User avatar #98 to #25 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/26/2015) [-]
don't think it was because it was porn, but hentai about growing a little sister to **** .
#122 - ljubav (11/26/2015) [-]
My gf likes Yaoi.
#136 to #122 - warlordstuart (11/26/2015) [-]
GOOD! Best oven pre-heat option you can ever use. Throw some porn her way and wait for the beast to come seeking dick.

Yaoi is your best ******* friend, you small minded twit.
#137 to #136 - ljubav (11/26/2015) [-]
**ljubav used "*roll picture*"**
**ljubav rolled image** True, but she forces me to watch it and read it aloud, and its kind of a turn off for me.
#138 to #137 - warlordstuart (11/26/2015) [-]
pull out the threesome hentai ask ask for another actress when its your turn
#141 to #138 - ljubav (11/26/2015) [-]
If i wanted to dissappoint 2 people at once i would visit my parents
#143 to #141 - warlordstuart (11/26/2015) [-]
You can do it bruh! I believe in you.
#128 to #122 - rubusguy (11/26/2015) [-]
YFW after knowing that

B glad U R at least not alone...............FML
#139 to #128 - ljubav (11/26/2015) [-]
Getting a girl is easy, but getting a normal one is hard.
#140 to #139 - rubusguy (11/26/2015) [-]
........................normal
#142 to #140 - ljubav (11/26/2015) [-]
Having a hot weebo girl is more fun anyways.
#146 to #142 - rubusguy (11/26/2015) [-]
are you perhaps the LEGEND user that found his GF on FJ ??
#30 - mattandstuff (11/26/2015) [-]
this saves lives people
#126 to #30 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
is that google ultron?
User avatar #132 - chenn ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
>not using incognito mode or deleting history
>no facebook app
Sucker deserved it
#90 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Bitch of a girlfriend, snap-chatting obviously private info out to all of her friends.
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
Why not just download the Facebook app?
User avatar #28 - spunkmckullins (11/26/2015) [-]
Scold him for using Fakku like an idiot, and not using ExHentai.
User avatar #3 - akulakhan ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
As a man, I would browse weird porn on my laptop, in incognito mode. You know, like I've been doing for a good couple of years now. Not on a ******* cellphone I let my girlfriend use. Is this dude retarded or what?
User avatar #7 to #3 - pandaf (11/25/2015) [-]
My cell has incognito
User avatar #32 - moldybreadcrumb (11/26/2015) [-]
If i found that on my boyfriend's browsing history i'd buy a pair of cat ears.
User avatar #93 to #32 - smaaen ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Let us date. Then after a few weeks. I leave my phone and browser open for you to access. Sweet.

Seriously though, that's awesome. Important to be supportive and try new things with your partner.
#33 to #32 - xmattx (11/26/2015) [-]
the world needs more like you
User avatar #42 to #33 - moldybreadcrumb (11/26/2015) [-]
I just feel if my boyfriend had that on his browsing history then he has desires he's too shy to admit to, and I'm not fulfilling them.

And everybody likes a good surprise, eh?
#43 to #42 - xmattx (11/26/2015) [-]
absolutely
#31 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
I would be all like "oh my god, you are into hentai and you never told me? What's your favorite type?" and then we would watch hentai together... a girl can dream : )
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