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#16 - lordgeneral ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little **** ? I'll have you know I was birthed in the top of my genepool, and I've been involved in numerous artillery shootings on adeptus astartes, and I have over 300,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in warp-energy based warfare and I'm the top Synapse creature in the entire nest. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will devour you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this world, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the astropath? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am commanding my nest of carnifax across the battlefield and your soul is being ****** by the warp right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my claws. Not only am I extensively trained in warp combat, but I have access to the entire Tyranid nest and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the plane of existence, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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