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In Black/White and Black 2/White 2, that fucker didn't lie. There's nowhere else but him to get Magikarp.

WHAT A DEAL!

Mayby it's a Shiny Magikarp :)

I always bought it. Felt bad leaving it with that guy.

Secret you say?... I'll take 6 of em!

I always bought one and worked with it to evolve it into a gyarados. Fucking badass.

I always buy the magikarp.....<.<

I make my decision early on what to do, tell nobody. Challenge my friend to an emulator off - whoever does the craziest shit and wins the game first is the ultimate badass.
>Start with bulbasaur, he does too because bulbasaur blows
>Start off relatively fine, go at about the same pace (me a bit behind because I was grinding in the forest for a while) to the first gym.
>Beat it on first try, obviously
>Head to the east
>Buy magikarp, friend just hurries into the cave
>Don't tell him I bought magikarp, hide him for a while and grind on Geodudes in the mountain for fucking ever and a day. I don't come out until little Magidos is level 23 and Ivysaur lvl 19.
>My friend is fucking around at the day care after beating Misty's whore ass, not quite ready for Lt. Surge
>I get a motherfucking gyarados, grind until it learns dragon rage (i think)
>Release ALL the pokemon!
>Beat Lt. Surge (and the rest of the game) with only Magidos the Gyarados.
>mfw i'm a badass
>mfw can't greentext on fj
>mfw can't get all these dicks out of my mouth

inb4 faggot
inb4 op can't inb4

I thought the same thing...he was basically giving power houses away...

They all laughed at me for buying that Magikarp, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCHES!

He is in Black and White 2 also....

By far the best pokemon, and for $500??? It's a fucking steal

This must be that same guy that always takes advantage of James in the show

Have you ever seen a happier, healthier pokemon in your life?!

Bitch please, I bought that Magikarp. Best purchase in the whole game.