The Morals of An Ass Man
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rockergamer ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-] hyper-feminine traps
technically gay
but nobody'd blame you
technically gay
but nobody'd blame you
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trapposternohomo (11/05/2015) [-] 
It's honestly the real struggle when you know any trap you see in anime will never win if they are in a harem show
I have to go to manga or sadpanda read:doujins just to get any satisfaction.
I have to go to manga or sadpanda read:doujins just to get any satisfaction.
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samoaspider (11/05/2015) [-] >meet up qt girl out of your league
>she takes you to bedroom
>she has bigger dick than you
>when you both 69 she is sucking your dick and you have to suck his
>no homo
>she takes you to bedroom
>she has bigger dick than you
>when you both 69 she is sucking your dick and you have to suck his
>no homo
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trapposternohomo (11/05/2015) [-] I actually had to stand back and laugh at what I saw once
I was watching this trap getting ****** right, and in the last part of the video, he is up against the wall, and the trap is considerably more hung than the man ******* him. Holy **** I would feel so inadequate if the girly boy in front of me was a couple inches larger than me.
The only dfference is I wouldn't call that trap a qt, he only wore a mask that sick people wear and had no make up on his eyes so I saw a mans eyes look into the camera
I was watching this trap getting ****** right, and in the last part of the video, he is up against the wall, and the trap is considerably more hung than the man ******* him. Holy **** I would feel so inadequate if the girly boy in front of me was a couple inches larger than me.
The only dfference is I wouldn't call that trap a qt, he only wore a mask that sick people wear and had no make up on his eyes so I saw a mans eyes look into the camera
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trapposternohomo (11/05/2015) [-] at least when you give him a reach around, it feels like your dick right?
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malacrianza (11/06/2015) [-] Hook me up too fam. I promise I won't do weird stuff with the picture ok I probably will
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theechairman (11/05/2015) [-] As the chairman I don't know what to say to this, yes the ass is very important, but do you really have to go after the trap for the ass?
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dudemiesterman ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-] This.
I don't give a **** if they have a dick, vagina, real tits or fake, whatever. I care if they're attractive, feminine, and don't want to do anything to my butt.
I don't give a **** if they have a dick, vagina, real tits or fake, whatever. I care if they're attractive, feminine, and don't want to do anything to my butt.
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chikibriki (11/05/2015) [-] you look strong like bull
strong enough to carry motherland to glory!
strong enough to carry motherland to glory!
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thechosentroll (11/05/2015) [-] They're both gay. How does calling one gay make the other less gay?
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] SHUT UP YOUR BITCH! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
BTW here's your future profile pic , you damn furry autist
BTW here's your future profile pic , you damn furry autist
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] MEAAAAAAAAAANNN ;@; . You and me will breed with bread and breathe heavily you broad. You are a furry , your profile pics say it all .... IN THAT CASE MY NAME IS JODAROH!
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] Maybe MY stand could , it has hearts too! you're such a jotaHO no animu=no pics
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] DON'T WANNA BE A MEXICAN IDIOT Jotableh Dumb hoe , I don't "have" andy part 5 stuff , I just google it.
Also I haven't read it , I.WANT.ANIMU.
Also I haven't read it , I.WANT.ANIMU.
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] >:C You ask for it! jotayou y-yes.... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] jotasow I would happily let you mucn on my balls hexie
![jotajam [spoiler] sorry but nooiler]](http://2static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Jotajam+spoiler+sorry+but+nooiler+_db038cca0b0fa3e4daf451519ec590a9.jpg)
![[insert emoticons here] jotaram nooiler?](http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Insert+emoticons+here+jotaram+nooiler+_c09ac7c2e81517c026a2912988799610.png)
![[Insert sad emotions here] jotapew my phone likes to eat my text :3 heeh](http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Insert+sad+emotions+here+jotapew+my+phone+likes+_bff98c05afa0ce7df16c30891282f7eb.png)
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] [insert hextits here] jotarow And you like to eat cum??
![[insert hextits here] jotarow And you like to eat cum??](http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Insert+hextits+here+jotarow+and+you+like+to+_29a60c87fb1e7491d65aac6077bc1efb.jpg)
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bluslenderman (11/28/2015) [-] Yes, they were just sent a picture of DIO being tentacle ****** by hierophant green
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-] Hey " that one more time" , how you doin' ?
Click to show spoiler
![[Insert No here] Nope.I like that pic :3](http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Insert+no+here+nopei+like+that+pic+3+_ece014da45059153533542d9509f8295.png)
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] [...[ n Dope. I know you do , you dirrrrrty little slut! ;D
![[] heeh u wut m8](http://2static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Heeh+u+wut+m8+_6ceb1bbc1071b5f048f43391583da87c.png)
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] YAS hoehoe nope
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ******* GIRLS
Jolyne looks better tho <3
If you manage to get that look , our wedding will have Carlos Santana playing honey!
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ******* GIRLS
Jolyne looks better tho <3
If you manage to get that look , our wedding will have Carlos Santana playing honey!
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] Naaah hahahahahaha no u mean
WE.ARE.TOGETHER. >;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
WE.ARE.TOGETHER. >;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] 
>;3 nope , johnny didn't laugh for example YES WE ARE
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] S LU T
CAKE'S A LIE ANYWAYS
THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR , HEXIE , PROFANA
CAKE'S A LIE ANYWAYS
THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR , HEXIE , PROFANA
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-] O-Okay i'll play your game
8=================================================================>:3
8=================================================================>:3
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fedoralover (11/06/2015) [-] holly shyt i just realized he was josuke and the Genthru was kira
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-] How 'bout Uno? WAIT , YOU'D STEAL ALL THE GREEN CARDS
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-] speed? stop inventing games you crazy taco-munching twat
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] 2prudish4me Not cool hexie , you'd **** a cartoon dog , but not me?? ;;;;;;;;;;;;^;;;;;;;;;;;
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Kiss me alreaaaaaaaady! You added me on your FRIENDS list , yet you're not friendly at all... ;;;;;;;;;;;;;o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; It's obvious , no need for you to say it!
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Fo real doe? Can you add me in your "Guys I want desperately to ride me" list
Well I always thought beaners were a separate species , like neanderthals , so yeah....
Well I always thought beaners were a separate species , like neanderthals , so yeah....
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Don't lie >;'() And what do you mean it ain't real?? ARE YOU A DYKE OR SOMETHIN'?!?!? ;T;
I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?
KLAUS IOHANNIS IS MEIN FUHRER
I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?
KLAUS IOHANNIS IS MEIN FUHRER
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! YOU HAVE NO BOYFRIEND! I'M THE ONLY ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] HINJAKU! HINJAKU! NO YOU DON'T! ;I; EVEN IF YOU HAD , IF I WAS "NICE" AND "DIDN'T CALL YOU NAMES" WOULD YOU MAKE ME YOUR BF?!?
>ITALIAN
>RUSSIAN
YES BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WANT WETBACKS ERADICATED!! >:C
>ITALIAN
>RUSSIAN
YES BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WANT WETBACKS ERADICATED!! >:C
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] >:C Take off your brah! Nope , BECOUSE??? I already changed! >;4
ofered?!?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL
SCARED OF SEEING THAT MEXICUNTS DESERVE GAS-TREATMENT?!?!
ofered?!?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL
SCARED OF SEEING THAT MEXICUNTS DESERVE GAS-TREATMENT?!?!
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] ;Y; YOU must change first
beaner lazyness*
I'll get yours tho ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))))
btw I have seen that image b4
Also , notice how Polnareff (Who is aryan) acknowledges Avdol as a "Thing"
beaner lazyness*
I'll get yours tho ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))))
btw I have seen that image b4
Also , notice how Polnareff (Who is aryan) acknowledges Avdol as a "Thing"
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Awwwwwwwwwww I know I do , but you could still change to fit in better with society <3
*************** *
Slope
Nope , biggy doesn't appear until part 4
*************** *
Slope
Nope , biggy doesn't appear until part 4
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Your "other boyfriend" is trash anyways , i'm the only one c;<
I miss your mum*
!
Beanie Beanie Beanie can't you see , sometimes your beans just diarrhea me ;3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
I miss your mum*
!
Beanie Beanie Beanie can't you see , sometimes your beans just diarrhea me ;3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Your "other boyfriend" is trash anyways , i'm the only one c;<
I miss your mum*
!
Beanie Beanie Beanie can't you see , sometimes your beans just diarrhea me ;3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
I miss your mum*
!
Beanie Beanie Beanie can't you see , sometimes your beans just diarrhea me ;3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Yep he is >:l and he doesn't exist. I'm a nice guy who gets rejected by beaners who turn out to be SKANKS *stares at YOUR ASS*
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] Nope , FAAAAAAAAAAALSE! I didn't get rejected by your mum last nite tho ;;;;;;;;;oooooo
Found you >;D A birdie beanie ASS
And I want to eat it
Found you >;D A birdie beanie ASS
And I want to eat it
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-] ;u; only dumb ******** putas change their profile pics again :')
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-] When you'll stop stalking in hope of getting to watch me bang hexie
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bluslenderman (11/28/2015) [-] I can't avoid you, you're comments are always being rolled
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tarabostes ONLINE (11/28/2015) [-] >you are comments
Also you can't roll comments anymore you lying slut
Also you can't roll comments anymore you lying slut
#106
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extremistavenger (11/06/2015) [-] I have one trap husbando, and I sure as hell ain't ashamed about him.
Ruka a best.
Ruka a best.
#22
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semenslurpinglily (11/05/2015) [-] With a trap, you get to be the one thrusting and the one being thrust upon.
Trap being a dom would be a huge plus.
In fact, **** thinking only traps, any guy with a nice ass is aboard, bring on the Snake Train.
Trap being a dom would be a huge plus.
In fact, **** thinking only traps, any guy with a nice ass is aboard, bring on the Snake Train.
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EaTroFKITTENS (11/05/2015) [-] Liking annamay traps isn't gay, since they're all practically drawn as females but with a penis
Irl traps however, could be a bit gay
Irl traps however, could be a bit gay
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justtocomment (11/05/2015) [-]
"I-it's not gay! They're very convincing traps! So what if it has a penis?!"
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] I don't know if the "but it a dood" argument works.
Because when you say that they're guys and it's gay. I imagine someone dicking a neckbearded 500 pounder hairy russian. And that's completely different than traps.
Because when you say that they're guys and it's gay. I imagine someone dicking a neckbearded 500 pounder hairy russian. And that's completely different than traps.
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justtocomment (11/06/2015) [-]
That's not how it works, you ignorant slut.
It doesn't matter if you're ******* twinks or bears - it's a dude, it's gay.
It doesn't matter if you're ******* twinks or bears - it's a dude, it's gay.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] So a hairy masculine broad shoulder basically man, but instead with a vagina means it's straight?
I dunno man.
This is getting pretty out of hand.
I dunno man.
This is getting pretty out of hand.
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justtocomment (11/06/2015) [-]
Look, **** who you'll **** - it's fine so long as it's a consenting human.
But don't try to blur the line on what's gay or straight. That's what closet cases do - people who are ashamed of their sexuality... And if you're going to be ******* someone: at least have the decency not to be ashamed of them.
But don't try to blur the line on what's gay or straight. That's what closet cases do - people who are ashamed of their sexuality... And if you're going to be ******* someone: at least have the decency not to be ashamed of them.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] I like to be topped by Muscular men.
I like to be the female.
I'm just defending futas and traps because the term "Guys with tits" I imagine fat man, and not feminine man.
What I'm saying is. Find other words?
I like to be the female.
I'm just defending futas and traps because the term "Guys with tits" I imagine fat man, and not feminine man.
What I'm saying is. Find other words?
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] I have to thank both of you for sitting down and arguing instead of thumbing down everything, it's actually making me want to listen.
I mean, I want to be done up the butt so I don't mind if it's gay, as I said.But hey, we found the middle agreement.
Futa is less gay than motor russia man.
Which... Is pretty much the entirety of my point, but yes.
I mean, I want to be done up the butt so I don't mind if it's gay, as I said.But hey, we found the middle agreement.
Futa is less gay than motor russia man.
Which... Is pretty much the entirety of my point, but yes.
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justtocomment (11/06/2015) [-]
Look, I love traps. I love futa. I'm bi, and I'm okay with those facts.
I just hate all this denial people seem to have about it...
And I only downthumb in response - really no point in clicking a "I do not agree" button if I'm going to say "I do not agree".
I just hate all this denial people seem to have about it...
And I only downthumb in response - really no point in clicking a "I do not agree" button if I'm going to say "I do not agree".
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blargtastic (11/06/2015) [-] I'm straight, so as a 3rd party to this, yes it's gayer to be ****** by a lumberjack than petite man with a penis, but it's still gay, and that's fine.
Now, if it's a hermaphrodite then I have no idea, but if he/she looks like a woman and has a vagina, I might be able to ignore the dick.
of course, I prefer women, so there's that.
Now, if it's a hermaphrodite then I have no idea, but if he/she looks like a woman and has a vagina, I might be able to ignore the dick.
of course, I prefer women, so there's that.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Buff chicks are okay.
500 pound basically men but instead with vaginas however are not okay.
Because aparently having sex with russian bear man with vagina is straight
500 pound basically men but instead with vaginas however are not okay.
Because aparently having sex with russian bear man with vagina is straight
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sugoi (11/06/2015) [-] Except no, it's not a russian bear man it's a chick, you see they have a vagina so they are a chick.
And again you don't have to **** them but if you did that would be straight.
And again, you have gone far too deep into the rabbit hole.
Do you listen to yourself type? "man with vagina" "Chick with dick" no, you're just ******* a chick and a dude respectively, there is no "man with a vagina", that wouldn't be a man.
And again you don't have to **** them but if you did that would be straight.
And again, you have gone far too deep into the rabbit hole.
Do you listen to yourself type? "man with vagina" "Chick with dick" no, you're just ******* a chick and a dude respectively, there is no "man with a vagina", that wouldn't be a man.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] I felt the need to explain that it looked more like a man than a woman.
But hey, if you're just going to ignore every part of my point because of that then we can both leave and call it a day.
But hey, if you're just going to ignore every part of my point because of that then we can both leave and call it a day.
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sugoi (11/06/2015) [-] Your point is stupid, a drag queen is not a woman anymore than a tomboy is a boy. How they look is at no point relevant to their sex.
Whether they are a male or female, whether or not it is gay or straight is based entirely on their genitalia, not their physique, not their clothes, their genitalia goddamnit.
Whether they are a male or female, whether or not it is gay or straight is based entirely on their genitalia, not their physique, not their clothes, their genitalia goddamnit.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] I mean, as I said above, when someone say "Trap/Futa is not girl with dicks. It's guys with tits" I think of russian man as I exampled multiple times.
It just doesn't sound right.
It just doesn't sound right.
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blargtastic (11/06/2015) [-] You are both arguing over semantics. Neither of you are wrong.
if it has a penis, it's a man. if it has a penis and tits it's still a man, but it's a more effeminate man. If it has a petite build, tits, and a penis, it's still a man, but it's a yet more effeminate man.
I understand what image you're getting when you say "man with tits", but that doesn't mean it's not true, it's just not very accurate.
I like these talks when people are mostly civil. it's fun.
if it has a penis, it's a man. if it has a penis and tits it's still a man, but it's a more effeminate man. If it has a petite build, tits, and a penis, it's still a man, but it's a yet more effeminate man.
I understand what image you're getting when you say "man with tits", but that doesn't mean it's not true, it's just not very accurate.
I like these talks when people are mostly civil. it's fun.
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justtocomment (11/06/2015) [-]
Look, sexuality is a spectrum from 0 to 1
At 0, you're 100% only into chicks with feminine features and feminine mannerisms.
At 1, you're 100% into dudes with masculine features and masculine mannerisms.
So we break it down: if it is in fact a male (has a penis) then the scale is default 0.5 and up - meaning you're half gay at a minimum. Why traps don't count as bi, however; they receive pleasure as a gay man - penis and prostate stimulation. That's instantly an addition of 0.1 making it 0.6 : so it's gayer (1) than it is straight (0).
Feminine features don't subtract points: they simply don't add any. So to apply your "practically a dude but it has a vagina" example:
It has a vagina, and is female. So the scale starts at zero. Acts like a dude? 0.1 Looks like a dude? 0.2 ***** like a dude? 0.3
Still straighter than traps, because it's a female.
At 0, you're 100% only into chicks with feminine features and feminine mannerisms.
At 1, you're 100% into dudes with masculine features and masculine mannerisms.
So we break it down: if it is in fact a male (has a penis) then the scale is default 0.5 and up - meaning you're half gay at a minimum. Why traps don't count as bi, however; they receive pleasure as a gay man - penis and prostate stimulation. That's instantly an addition of 0.1 making it 0.6 : so it's gayer (1) than it is straight (0).
Feminine features don't subtract points: they simply don't add any. So to apply your "practically a dude but it has a vagina" example:
It has a vagina, and is female. So the scale starts at zero. Acts like a dude? 0.1 Looks like a dude? 0.2 ***** like a dude? 0.3
Still straighter than traps, because it's a female.
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dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-] Except you're forgetting your attraction.
Let's say you're attracted to femininty, I.E. Straight attraction.
Trap has more feminine points in a way than 500 russian bear man with vagina.
The only thing going for russian bear man with vagina is. Well. The vagina.
If you get hard to bear man and want to dick it, I worry for you.
Let's say you're attracted to femininty, I.E. Straight attraction.
Trap has more feminine points in a way than 500 russian bear man with vagina.
The only thing going for russian bear man with vagina is. Well. The vagina.
If you get hard to bear man and want to dick it, I worry for you.
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justtocomment (11/06/2015) [-]
"Feminine features don't subtract points. They simply don't add them to the count".
If it's a female, it's straighter than the most feminine guy. Simply by definition.
So even if it's a bearded woman with a manly voice who weighs 500 lbs.
Woman = 0
+ masculine feature = 0.1
+ masculine attitude = 0.2
+ masculine sex (she ***** you) = 0.3
Still straighter (closer to 0) than
Man = .5
+ Femine feature = .5
+ feminine attitude = .5
+ masculine sex (stimulation of penis, or stimulation of prostate with a penis) = .6
Which is gayer (closer to 1) than your manly woman.
If it's a female, it's straighter than the most feminine guy. Simply by definition.
So even if it's a bearded woman with a manly voice who weighs 500 lbs.
Woman = 0
+ masculine feature = 0.1
+ masculine attitude = 0.2
+ masculine sex (she ***** you) = 0.3
Still straighter (closer to 0) than
Man = .5
+ Femine feature = .5
+ feminine attitude = .5
+ masculine sex (stimulation of penis, or stimulation of prostate with a penis) = .6
Which is gayer (closer to 1) than your manly woman.
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chaoticlaw (11/05/2015) [-] "But, he has a dick. It's a dude."
"Is it a hot dude?"
"...I guess?"
"Nice."
"Is it a hot dude?"
"...I guess?"
"Nice."
