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#35 - dreamcast ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Simply because this post has a baby here is me and my daughter who was just born today.
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#128 to #35 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you and all

just rais her right so she won't become, you know... code name (quack quack)

and also watch out for picture.

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#126 to #35 - uchihalovers (01/22/2013) [-]
and the internet now knows your name... Jonathan.
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#129 to #126 - dreamcast ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't bother me really.
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#123 to #35 - kibi (01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations, dreamcast. Raise her right.
Congratulations, dreamcast. Raise her right.
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#120 to #35 - uchihalovers (01/22/2013) [-]
from an anon, congrats
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User avatar #119 to #35 - cupcakedevourer (01/22/2013) [-]
Call her cupcake :)
Congats dude :D
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User avatar #117 to #35 - takers (01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations :)
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#103 to #35 - uchihalovers (01/22/2013) [-]
you're going to make a great mother!
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#100 to #35 - churrundo (01/22/2013) [-]
i'm so happy for you
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User avatar #95 to #35 - arstya (01/22/2013) [-]
Keep her the **** away from the internet...
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User avatar #93 to #35 - thebestofmurder (01/22/2013) [-]
May that baby grow up to be the most beautiful woman in existence.
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User avatar #90 to #35 - blueeyeswhitevenom ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
When did you get of the Island?
Congratulations anyway.
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User avatar #88 to #35 - zombiemercedes (01/22/2013) [-]
congrats
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#87 to #35 - colehaffner (01/22/2013) [-]
raise her listening to slayer metallica and lamb of god
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User avatar #85 to #35 - thereallyra (01/22/2013) [-]
congratz :)
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#81 to #35 - uchihalovers (01/22/2013) [-]
the good news is that that you can breast feed her when her mother is not arround
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User avatar #84 to #81 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
Lame joke, anon.

Lame. Joke.
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User avatar #80 to #35 - daentraya (01/22/2013) [-]
I hope the stage where she barfs, ***** , screams and farts will be over soon. And you better raise that kid without all the stupid princess crap that little girls get showered in. And good luck, buddy.
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#78 to #35 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats, pal! Be a good daddy to her!
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#74 to #35 - fizzydragon (01/22/2013) [-]
No one?
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#73 to #35 - abaraxus (01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats good sir! Be the best damn father there ever was.
Congrats good sir! Be the best damn father there ever was.
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User avatar #71 to #35 - goodadventures (01/22/2013) [-]
you still look pregnant, is it twins?
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#67 to #35 - chaosnazo (01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats.
Now go be the best father that ever existed, for her.
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User avatar #64 to #35 - burningsmurfs (01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations sir! (I also thought you were Hurley at first).
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User avatar #63 to #35 - ovaca (01/22/2013) [-]
congratulations man, now you get to play with legos again. And it just is great to be a dad. My daughter just turned ten months
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User avatar #61 to #35 - jklbnm (01/22/2013) [-]
She'll be head banging to cannibal corpse in no time
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#60 to #35 - uchihalovers (01/22/2013) [-]
So, when ya gonna give her the D?
I recommend starting at an early age, 2 or so, just so she can get a feel for it. Cum in anything she eats/drinks so she'll get the taste for cum, and grow to love it. Sometimes, replace her bottle with your dick. Remember not to be afraid to give her a stern slap to the ass or face if she misbehaves, we don't want sluts growing up to think they have rights.
If all goes well, she'll be a loyal, obedient cumdumpster by the age of twelve.
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User avatar #59 to #35 - jellybaby (01/22/2013) [-]
What's her name?
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User avatar #58 to #35 - XboxJunky (01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations on the little bundle of joy.
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User avatar #50 to #35 - organicglory (01/22/2013) [-]
raise her with Slayer
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User avatar #45 to #35 - organicglory (01/22/2013) [-]
boy or girl?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - demideus (01/22/2013) [-]
...he said daughter....
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#47 to #46 - organicglory (01/22/2013) [-]
oh god why am i this stupid
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User avatar #48 to #47 - demideus (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't know but I feel like I need to do the dinosaur but I need someone to open the door
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User avatar #52 to #49 - demideus (01/22/2013) [-]
So I can get on the floor and do the dinosaur!

OPEN THE DOOR!!! GET ON THE FLOOR!!! EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!!
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User avatar #57 to #52 - contaminatedwin (01/22/2013) [-]
*walk
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User avatar #44 to #35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats man.
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User avatar #43 to #35 - faeringen (01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulation.
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User avatar #42 to #35 - shadohfaux (01/22/2013) [-]
i see you didnt really die after all and finally made it off that crazy island. kudos
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#38 to #35 - ninjabadger (01/22/2013) [-]
Well I for one would like to congratulate you on the daughter. Good tidings to you both.
Well I for one would like to congratulate you on the daughter.

Good tidings to you both.
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#37 to #35 - marluxia (01/22/2013) [-]
is that you hurley
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#39 to #37 - dreamcast ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Daddy?
Back to the content 'thats not your mama, baby!'
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