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User avatar #67 to #5 - TheFek ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
**TheFek rolls 545**
313 ya say??
User avatar #75 to #5 - tricher (04/17/2013) [-]
**tricher rolls 889** Bitch please
#65 - yuukoku (04/17/2013) [-]
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VIRGIN BALL!!!
User avatar #73 to #65 - screwyouman (04/17/2013) [-]
I want the sauce.
User avatar #78 to #73 - thelordofbutthurt (04/17/2013) [-]
Anyone figure this out yet???
User avatar #92 to #78 - yuukoku (04/18/2013) [-]
nope
#74 to #65 - arendsl (04/17/2013) [-]
SAUCE
User avatar #77 to #65 - thelordofbutthurt (04/17/2013) [-]
what the hell is this

User avatar #86 to #65 - gongthehawkeye (04/17/2013) [-]
"It smells like squid"
#54 - feraltoast (04/17/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris jokes lost their funny for me a long time ago.
inb4 my opinion is wrong
User avatar #62 to #54 - schneidend (04/17/2013) [-]
Like a trope/cliche, an old joke/meme can only lose funny if you don't use it and put your own spin on it. I think this used Chuck Norris in a clever way.
User avatar #63 to #54 - rbrim (04/17/2013) [-]
I agree. These jokes became tiring long, long ago. Chuck Norris could probably kick any average person's ass, but he's still human.
User avatar #66 to #63 - temporalguardian (04/17/2013) [-]
Did you know that Chuck is 73 years old?
themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #68 to #66 - rbrim (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. He's still in great shape though and he knows Karate. He can still probably kick an average person's ass. Now, anyone who practices a martial art or does a lot of working out? I don't think so.
User avatar #70 to #68 - temporalguardian (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah probably. Though I don't know if i'd be more embarrassed that I got my ass kicked by a 73 old man, or amazed and happy that I got beat up by Chuck Norris himself.
User avatar #71 to #70 - rbrim (04/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be embarrassed if I got my ass kicked by anyone of any age if they worked out and were a black belt in Karate. Well... unless they were significantly younger than me to the point where they still can't stay out all night without their parent's permission...
#60 to #54 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
your opinion is wrong
User avatar #64 to #61 - threedogification (04/17/2013) [-]
Your opinion is wrong. JK I'm not the anon that commented earlier.
User avatar #2 - sirbutterballs (04/17/2013) [-]
Imagine if Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, and Jack Churchill fought each other.
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#9 to #4 - animedudej (04/17/2013) [-]




oh hell yes
#57 - BeVuTz (04/17/2013) [-]
mfw torrenting.
User avatar #7 - mussyo (04/17/2013) [-]
goku > chuck.

that is all.
User avatar #17 to #7 - sjakk (04/17/2013) [-]
bruce lee > goku > chuck
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User avatar #10 to #1 - jinxbomb (04/17/2013) [-]
let's see anyone in his family live to see sequel, then maybe.
User avatar #15 to #10 - daniboyi ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
ERP?
#95 to #15 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
ERB*
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User avatar #27 to #25 - daniboyi ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
nope.
and your comment was very alike to the text in that rap battle. Sorry for asking.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - daniboyi ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
I honestly don't care for both. It was movies.
#53 to #30 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
Movie or not, Bruce Lee was a legitimate street fighter. Chuck was not. In a real fight, Bruce would have beaten the piss out of Chuck, straight up, and Chuck knows it.
#43 - kingofhazard (04/17/2013) [-]
That's it?
#18 - zeedeveel ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
**** Chuck Norris. He's a racist, right wing dickbag who doesn't believe in gay rights, is only a badass on the terrible shows he's on, and got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. Honestly, you should all be worshipping Jack Lalanne. He's a true badass.
User avatar #76 to #18 - garymotherfingoak (04/17/2013) [-]
since when is he racist?
User avatar #20 to #18 - kamehamehanurd (04/17/2013) [-]
You mispelled IP Man. Bruce Lee's first martial arts instuctor.
User avatar #41 to #20 - ReyzorSnype (04/17/2013) [-]
Ip* Man not IP Man.
#55 to #41 - veryspecialagent (04/17/2013) [-]
Thank God you corrected him! I had no idea what he was talking about til I saw your reply...
#87 to #55 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
I seriously can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
#88 to #20 - Bobtheblob (04/17/2013) [-]
When you said IP man, I had pictured an internet themed superhero.
When you said IP man, I had pictured an internet themed superhero.
#21 to #20 - zeedeveel ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Martial arts are cool but highly impractical. Not many people can tow multiple yachts miles down a channel with their teeth while swimming.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kamehamehanurd (04/17/2013) [-]
Impratical? How so? It betters the body, the mind, gives you a much keener eye. Keeps you healthy, active, and social.
#23 to #22 - zeedeveel ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I do capoeira on a daily basis, I just acknowledge that while martial arts is cool, most people will never achieve a true level of badassery beyond cracking a few pre-thinned boards. While IP Man was impressive, I think Bruce Lee surpassed him. However, in terms of general badassery, I'd have to say Jack Lalanne takes the cake.
#33 to #23 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
>Martial arts are impractical
>Does capoeira

Well sir, there's your problem!
User avatar #24 to #23 - kamehamehanurd (04/17/2013) [-]
One's ability to be a good martial artist depends on their teacher, and how much time they devote to it. That's really about it, and ofc if you have a goo dmindset
#26 to #24 - zeedeveel ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
That's a nice sentiment, but some people are generally incapable of turning it into a true art. There are people who simply can't. There were multiple people in my early tae kwon do classes that would have given their left leg to be a great martial artist but having spent the past 9 years participating in martial arts, I'd have to say some people are genetically or otherwise dispositioned for it.
#56 - mrgoodlove (04/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - vedgetable (04/17/2013) [-]
goku would rape chuck norris the ******* ass how dare you make this
User avatar #11 - bitchplzzz (04/17/2013) [-]
I never liked that faggot Norris. The jokes never were funny.
User avatar #29 to #11 - admiralen (04/17/2013) [-]
thats like your opinion man
#32 - samoaspider (04/17/2013) [-]
Ok I'm just gonna point out the elephant in the room - does getting a boner count as much as lifting up hands if I try hard enough?
Ok I'm just gonna point out the elephant in the room - does getting a boner count as much as lifting up hands if I try hard enough?
User avatar #6 - cousin ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Stop it. Just stop it.
Chuck Norris is no longer any good. His beard has gone.
He is a lie. He is no longer powerful. He lied to us all.
#44 - vexxeon (04/17/2013) [-]
chuck norris is not great bruce lee kicked his ass on multiple occasions and was his master. **** chuck norris up the ass with a rusty spiked bat.
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#34 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
Sadly, Chuck Norris hates Athiests :T said that they're corrupting the youth of America.
User avatar #38 to #34 - misticalz (04/17/2013) [-]
How the **** is religion an atheism tied to this post.
User avatar #39 to #38 - misticalz (04/17/2013) [-]
and*
User avatar #40 to #34 - grrphc (04/17/2013) [-]
...Who gives a **** ?
#35 to #34 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
I just lost some respect for the man.
#36 to #34 - cirruss ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
I just lost a hero...
I just lost a hero...
#69 to #36 - yuukoku (04/17/2013) [-]
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Don't judge your heroes on their ways of life. Beggars can't be choosers. Rather, you should judge your heroes on what they have done and how they have impacted your life.
User avatar #90 to #69 - cirruss ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
nimunimunimu...:3
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User avatar #47 to #34 - drainbramage (04/17/2013) [-]
And he supported SOPA, the internet worshipped him at some point and he tried to censor it. Just think.
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#79 - heartlessrobot (04/17/2013) [-]
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Chuck Norris is a bible humping homophobic dickhead, why do you people like him?
User avatar #72 - zorororonoa (04/17/2013) [-]
Who likes these Chuck Norris jokes anymore?
#31 - rupok (04/17/2013) [-]
goku would lolz rape chuck norris! Chuck Norris's power level is under 9000.
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