I remember, when I was little, I liked naru I ******* loved it, me and my friends. Ran with our arms behind us, everything. Our teacher called us the scroll stealers.
So, the first time I went to comic-con, I wore the sand-village headband. I was like 10, yknow?
And I remember me and my aunt sitting at a stand for t-shirts, browsing, when I felt a poke on my shoulder. I turned around, and had to look up- it was a full adult, dressed in a ****** turtleneck with the sleeves cut off and embarassingly white shorts complete with running shorts and what looked like a dead animal crouched on his forehead. My quick children's mind saw that him and the men standing behind him were attempting naruto cosplays, and that the leader was Sasuke. I opened my mouth, ready to fling compliments, but he beat me to it with a sardonic chuckle. " EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE WEARING THAT SAND VILLAGE HEADBAND... UPSIDE DOWN!" And as he said it, he laughed like it was the funniest **** in the world, and so did his friends. Then, he pointed to me with a sausage finger, and said " YOU LOSE." Then, high fiving one neckbeard behind him, he strutted off into the cloud of people. I honestly teared up pretty bad, once I figured out he was making fun of me- It took me about 5 minutes because it happened so fast.
That was the day I stopped liking naruto and started hating naruto-fags.