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Showdown with pants down. I hope senpai notices me. Cuz I'm gonna make senpai my little bitch. Then I'm gonna get that bitch some flowers. Bitches love flowers.

I hope senpai notices me. Cuz I'm gonna make senpai my little bitch. Then I'm gonna get that bitch some flowers. Bitches love flowers.

Hey , I' m calling you out,
B r C) 1 think we just ' rid of all this blo homo
tension.
Let' s just ******* bang and get it ever with.
we can' t continue an like this.
So let' s settle it like men.
Asuka to Asuka
alexanderjones
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Submitted: 01/10/2015
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#7 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [+] (34 replies)
stickied by alexanderjones
u wanna ****** go m8
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#87 - alexanderjones [OP](01/10/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Guize. Guize. A winner has been determined.

Let me tell you the legend of friedgreenpomatoes.

I thought it would be an easy win and all... So I gave him the home field advantage. Boy was that wrong.

When I came in, there were dragon dildoes everywhere. Not only that, but he was already nude and completely covered in lube.

After he finished praying to Asuka (his god), his boner ******* engaged.

HOLY HELL

It was huge.

I never backed down though. I had come prepared with the suggested and infamous lemon lube.

Our bodies were both ready.

Once we engaged in the act of sex, the whole neighborhood woke up and started cheering us on.

Most of them were chanting "Go friedgreenpomatoes go!"

I'm not going to lie. Morale was low.

Until his mom started chanting for me saying... "Plow him hard alexanderjones"

This only fueled my boner.

Things happened. We shamed the laws of nature themselves and never thought twice about it. Things were shoved where the light of day never shines.

But all in all, friedgreenpomatoes won in the end because his god showed themselves upon him.

But who is the real winner here? I may have lost the battle, but I didn't lose the war. I totally sexed him good. He even gave me his number for a rematch.

Now if only he calls back...
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#38 - ssjkirby (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh no! Now I've posted Asuka too. I really hope alexanderjones and friedgreenpomatoes don't doubleteam my anus.
Oh no! Now I've posted Asuka too.

I really hope alexanderjones and friedgreenpomatoes don't doubleteam my anus.
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User avatar #91 to #38 - edgeworthy (01/10/2015) [-]
If you want to get involved into gay things, you should start of with uchihalover.
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#71 to #38 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Not that there's anything wrong with that but... gaaaaaaay
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#39 to #38 - alexanderjones [OP](01/10/2015) [-]
U sik fuk. U tink dis is a game? I CLEARLY said no homo. It's gettin a lil homo.
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User avatar #75 to #28 - zonryu (01/10/2015) [-]
breadcrumb
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#70 - jimmytwoshoes (01/10/2015) [-]
you should get that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons
you should get that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons
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#3 - xskullgirlsx (01/10/2015) [-]
TFW No one gives me lewd time
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User avatar #9 to #3 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i'll give you lewd time bby
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#10 to #9 - xskullgirlsx (01/10/2015) [-]
But how are you going to prepare for alexanderjones? I hear that he can wear a man/woman out with his moves

You have to out **** him man

Ill still be here, but you got to **** the **** out of alexander, yah hear?
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#11 to #10 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i will **** him so hard that doctors will have to ****** him in the next life
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User avatar #111 to #3 - zahidlol (01/11/2015) [-]
ok. i serously need a source on that pic
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#5 to #3 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2015) [-]
Well, I can at least give you hug time. Disclaimer: I'm male and somewhere around 99.9999% less cute than this gif
Well, I can at least give you hug time.

Disclaimer: I'm male and somewhere around 99.9999% less cute than this gif
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#6 to #5 - xskullgirlsx (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks man

This is the right hug, right?
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#12 to #6 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2015) [-]
No problem, friend, we all need a hug from time to time. E-especially us lonely people here on FJ Unless you're actually socially competent, in which case I apologize
No problem, friend, we all need a hug from time to time.

E-especially us lonely people here on FJ

Unless you're actually socially competent, in which case I apologize
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#98 - kingdaniel (01/10/2015) [-]
I too like to fight over cartoons.
I too like to fight over cartoons.
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#96 - therealninjaboy (01/10/2015) [-]
Can someone please explain to me what THE ACTUAL **** IS GOING ON HERE?!
Can someone please explain to me what THE ACTUAL **** IS GOING ON HERE?!
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User avatar #69 - erasercannon ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Autism: The post
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User avatar #73 to #69 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
oh ain't it tho

But hey, I may end up getting free Asuka pics out of this, so I'll play along.
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#80 to #73 - alexanderjones [OP](01/10/2015) [-]
I see what you're after. The motives finally come out!

And here I thought you went along with this ******** because you wanted my dick.
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#81 to #80 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I thought it was mutually understood it was you who wanted my dick.
I thought it was mutually understood it was you who wanted my dick.
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#85 to #81 - alexanderjones [OP](01/10/2015) [-]
Woah woah. You must be misinterpreting something. I want Asuka's dick. This is a fight for waifu's. Your dick shall be my trophy! If you lose... I fully intend to make you dress up as Asuka. Then I shall have Asuka's dick.
Woah woah. You must be misinterpreting something. I want Asuka's dick.

This is a fight for waifu's. Your dick shall be my trophy! If you lose... I fully intend to make you dress up as Asuka.

Then I shall have Asuka's dick.
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#61 - revisempai (01/10/2015) [-]
MFW your waifu belongs in the trash
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#99 to #61 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
Rin is a ****
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User avatar #113 to #99 - ayumu (01/11/2015) [-]
>rin
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
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#114 to #61 - anon (01/11/2015) [-]
REI GET YOUR ASS IN HERE WE GOT OURSELVES A BEST GIRL FIGHT I'M COUNTING ON YOU
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#31 - salsawin (01/10/2015) [-]
What in the actual fudge is this autism Is this Is this for fricking real right now?
What in the actual fudge is this autism

Is this

Is this for fricking real right now?
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User avatar #60 to #31 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
His idea, not mine.
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#90 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I'd just like to say this is by far the strangest thing that has ever happened to me on this site.
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#105 to #90 - alexanderjones [OP](01/11/2015) [-]
You liked it you slut.
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#4 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2015) [-]
If friedgreenpomatoes doesn't respond with an edited version of the Navy Seals copypasta changed to relate to this very topic, I'm gonna be pretty disappointed.
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User avatar #8 to #4 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Give me some goddamn time, man
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#100 - nathanbiggs (01/11/2015) [-]
>Shikinami

You can keep her, fag. Sohryu>Shikinami.
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#94 - kingalister (01/10/2015) [-]
It begins
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#27 - nyanturtwig (01/10/2015) [-]
thu ****
thu ****
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User avatar #1 - lightingmike (01/10/2015) [-]
friedgreenpomatoes
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#72 - meringueluka ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
well, you two have fun with that. i'll be over here. with my, not permanently menstruating psycho avatar.
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#115 - asuka (01/11/2015) [-]
alexanderjones friedgreenpomato
neither of you faggots gets me
rei is my one and only
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#116 to #115 - Rei (01/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #118 to #115 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
now listen here u rei-lovin impostor
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User avatar #119 to #115 - alexanderjones [OP](01/12/2015) [-]
Clearly a Rei lover could never be Asuka.

2/10 would not recommend to a friend.
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User avatar #112 - ayumu (01/11/2015) [-]
both of your wafius are ****
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