Im gonna go measure my dick now

I'm average and fine with it.
It's just a bit annoying having an average penis when you're 2m tall.

It messes with people's expectations.

yeah im only worried cause if i do get a girl i worry that she'll exect more dick than i got

You don't have to rely only on the dimensions of your penis.
If you can set off a girl like she has never tried it before, by any other means necessary, it wont matter.

i will take you

interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/aus/2015/mar/penislength/
no worries

mfw almost 13cm soft

You're a dick.

nice pun

Thank you.

No problem, wanna netflix & chill later?

If it includes skipping netflix &chill.

I don't know where you're heading with this but I am slightly curious

sorry wrong reply

still interesting mfw in the 99th percentile for both flaccid and erect

dude, are you seriously trying to impress people on FJ with your dick lenght?

No, this whole site is just a dick waving contest.

the site
interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/aus/2015/mar/penislength/

protips

1. get her wet (foreplay)
2. take your time putting the whole length in, if it's the first time with her, make a sharp thrust for the last bit so that she feels that's the end of the line and doesn't say stupid **** like "deeper"
3. rhythm, start at a moderately slow speed and any changes to it you make should be gradual, you know how a repeating noise gets more and more annoying the longer you hear it? like a leaking faucet? same **** with chicks, if you pound em in a rhythmic manner for long enough, even a less than perfect dick will do the job just as good

bonus 1 - different positions work differently on different people, try different positions out or talk about it with your girl to find which one works best for both of you
bonus 2 - always, always take at least 15 minutes to do whatever she looks like she wants to do after orgasming = if she starts to cuddle you, cuddle for some time, if she starts talking to you, talk back and listen to her etc. never, unless you're already close with the person and she won't take it in a bad way, get up and do other things or fall asleep, you might think it's macho and cool, but the reality is you're just being inconsiderate

sex advices on FJ...stay classy

tfw i'm 23cm hard

prove it faggot

Do you actually want me to?

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i did and thank you fukken saved m8

post of **** if you are so great

look at all the jealous 5 inchers
lel

every time someone mentions they have a big dick they get thumbed down, is it the jealousy or disbelief?

It's kind of the opposite, I'm so unashamed that I like to flaunt it.

I could post a picture with a timestamp and date, if people cared enough, but I doubt they do because I'm not a trap. And yeah, big dicks aren't always great, it's difficult to have sex, with both genders. Usually requires a lot of foreplay and or lube, and most likely causes them pain, be it vaginal tearing or being dick-punched in the cervix repeatedly.

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im gonna say disbelief. we have this trap here that is like 8.5 inches.

he said he was that long, got thumbed down, provided pic with time stamp and got thumbs

if you wondered, he said it sucks. according to him, his gf didn't want to have sex often because she, her quote: "didn't want her cervix repeatably rammed" or something like that.

Everybody has dick envy, even girls, in general bigger is better, girth is the true prize.
I'm pretty much average upon average. Wish I had an inch more of girth.
I don't just want to **** pussy I want to annihilate it.
Oh well...
a man can dream

Also, it's probably because most people are either lying or bragging when they say they have big dicks.

When you're this butt hurt you only prove that I have more power of you than you have over you.

people are kind of insecure about that so they think you're bragging

i accidentally pressed ctrl+enter there instead of enter
i meant to say

"of course i'm bragging
i've got a huge dick
/s"

of course i'm bragging

what kind of gain would you get for telling your size 2 dudes

exhibitionism exists, and it's not just to dudes, i didn't specifically direct my first comment towards guys

mh not too sure actually
not saying mine because it's not relevant. no matter my size, idgaf about the penis size of another dude. I'd be happy for them, not jealous. your dick size isn't the reason you can't get girls, you being a cunt is the reason you can't get girls

damn straight also being gay doesnt help with the getting girls part, i'm not necessarily a cunt

a homo with a huge donger. You seem like you've it all figured out.

"you" referring to the reader who can't get girls

i know, i was making a fahnny joek

no homo though my friend
now, i imagine a big dick does get you farther in the gay community than it does in the straight community

pretty much, though i'm actually bi so it gets me far in both communities, though more so in the gay community like you said

I'm 21cm but I have only 1 nut. im not sure how i feel about this

as a bi dude, I can say I'd find it really fun to play with your one ball, so I guess what I'm saying it, it's a blessing in disguise? just work with it dude, makes u unique

Is that why you're angry so often?

Pretty average size really, also the girl is clearly satisfid in the picture.

average where?

In the US, the avg penis size hard is 5.5 inches, based on one of the more recent studies they did.

That comes out to about 14 cm. So you're not as ****** as you might think.

[American girls are] "not as ****** as you might think."

but why so small? didn't southpark made an episode about it?

That graph isn't to scale. Sudan should be a bit shorter than double Thailand's length.

have this one too, but it isn't that detailed

I appreciate it, but there's still the same complaint.... 3.8" x 2 = 7.6" so this glorious condom model (more things should be measured in giant condoms btw) doesn't show it to scale. Also the numbers are mostly different, see cocky Australians

don't gimme the red thumb for this but, i didn't make the scale
and i give a **** about what's unfair and not accurate, because i have my 7inch club and i am happy with it, so suck it

Well, the short answer is America is becoming increasingly fat, which is having a negative effect on length. Something like 2/3 people are obese, and 80%+ are overweight.

Heart is weaker cause of lack of exercise since we're mostly sedentary nowadays, and thus you don't get that bloodflow necessary.

you dick don't get bigger just by being fit. but it sounds logical that these fat rolls make it look smaller than it already is no offence

Its not so much bigger as firmer and thus more erect. A higher quality boner, if you will. And its not a massive change either , I think it was something like every additional 30-60 lbs was a half inch.

seems like you know your stuff, should call you Dr. Cox from now on

Right there with ya pal

hey man if it helps im about 13 cm give or take, it gets the job done

what you want to keep in mind is fore play is probably the single most important part little bit of this little bit of that reward and punish
maybe a nibble or two

then you know you got her going

from then on she will take what she can get and she will be really glad she has that

good luck

finally someone on FJ who has understand the system it also helps to stop watching porn, you get unrealistic expectations

and yet if you walk into an adult store, the walls are covered in titan sized thunder cocks, and nearly all dildos woman own are a bit higher than that mark.

thunder cocks... would make a great band name

Well, yeah.
There are also almost human ********* with synthetic skin and exact-replica vaginas, assholes, mouths and breasts modeled after pornstars.
But your hand does the job just as well, if not better due to experience and the amount of control you have over the pressure distribution and the rhythm.

thats for practicality i think because those dildos don't come with the support frame that does the work
so i guess its for better reach

hey buddy.
average vagina length is around 4 inchs but can double in length during arousal (this is why
the girl needs to be real ready), hitting her back wall is painful for most
and girls respond more to thickness than length.
not like any of us will ever get laid.

that sounds like a loud of crap, I've had sex with 5 girls and for all of them I had to put it in all the way to the balls to reach the end, and my dick is about 16.5 cm

so either I've got the luck/unluck of drawing the above-average depth vaginas, or there's something afoot in your statistic

oh sorry, i mistook that for centimeters, my bad

but it just looks unimpressive if girls laugh at it it'll destroy what little self confidence i have left

dude, 12 cm is a pretty good length

pros
- you can always let loose without fear of hitting her wall
- most women will be able to deepthroat you (if willing)
- by compensating for it through studying techniques you'll be better at everything vain people with large schlongs don't even take into account

trust a ***** , you're fine, issues don't even start until like, 10 cm, even then it's minor, I'd say you've got a problem if you're below 8 cm, and since you're not, you're good

then dim the lights and make her focus on everything except that D, get all solid snake up
in that bush.

well i gotta start talking to girls first