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#2 - dreygur (01/02/2016) [-]
He should also get a Saitama-themed nutcracker
User avatar #62 to #2 - alpako (01/03/2016) [-]
obliterates shell. and the rest of the nut
User avatar #42 to #2 - killyourdarlings (01/02/2016) [-]
I love it.
User avatar #15 to #2 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
LOL
#28 to #15 - hardjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**how is this any different from those laughing reaction gifs
#34 to #28 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
W-Well it's not like people overuse them like lol! oh wait...
User avatar #30 to #28 - hardjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll 1, 1-6*"**
**hardjunk rolls 2**
#31 to #30 - hardjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
guess my life wont be too good
#59 to #31 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Well, it's like some poker games. Deuces are wild.
#44 to #2 - zmranger (01/02/2016) [-]
MFW "Hold on a sec, is that Madoka Magica content I saw?"
User avatar #32 to #2 - logickid (01/02/2016) [-]
11/10 joke
User avatar #36 to #2 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Took me a few seconds...
User avatar #12 to #2 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
the nut would turn to dust so it would not sell well.
#20 to #2 - chilloutdude ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#26 to #8 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
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im still laughing actually laughing instead of just blowing air through my nose hurts
User avatar #65 to #26 - blackholedragon (01/03/2016) [-]
anon how did you manage to roll Kanji?
Is there a board where people discuss persona games I don't know about?
User avatar #72 to #65 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
it makes sense where you see from where it's posted
User avatar #22 to #8 - zacoren (01/02/2016) [-]
Four tee kekles.
#1 - yodaiam ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #13 - darrenblackfox ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
>not calling it "Voodoo's and Don'ts"
#41 to #13 - amuzen (01/02/2016) [-]
Voodon'ts.
User avatar #19 - vajra ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Dont voodoo dolls require...hair, to work
User avatar #21 to #19 - gittons (01/02/2016) [-]
hair, clothing, blood, anything that belongs to the person.
#10 - froglordy (01/02/2016) [-]
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**froglordy rolled image** He'll drop the voodoo doll out of rage and it'll land on his nutts, destroying him completely.
#3 - boomerpyro (01/02/2016) [-]
Stardust Septimus  Voodoo Adam Lambert
just drop him in water i guess, he needs to breathe right?
User avatar #27 to #3 - greyhoundfd (01/02/2016) [-]
That was a great movie.
User avatar #40 to #27 - yodaiam ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #43 to #40 - greyhoundfd (01/02/2016) [-]
Stardust. Dying king in a kingdom hidden from the rest of the world basically tells his mostly incompetent sons to go **** themselves and says that the only one of them who can become king is the one who can get his necklace back. He then throws his necklace into space, and by chance it hits an aliens who falls to Earth. Meanwhile, an equally incompetent country boy in England sees it and uses a magic candle to bring back what he thinks is a fallen star for his girlfriend girl he loves but isn't really into him. He has to race against the king's sons and the evil witch known only as Michelle Pfieffer who intends to quite literally sacrifice and eat the fallen alien in order to gain immortality. Also, Robert De Niro wears a dress and dances to the Can-Can.
#51 to #43 - yodaiam ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
That sounds like 4-5 movies jammed into one.
User avatar #56 to #51 - greyhoundfd (01/03/2016) [-]
Watch it, it's good.
User avatar #57 to #56 - yodaiam ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Alright man, I will try it. Thanks for the info.
#4 to #3 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
If you mean Saitama, then... It's implied with his fight with Boros that he doesn't need to breathe, even if he thinks he does, and is immune to the pressure. It took him a moment to cover his nose, and he even questioned if he had to, after being sent to the moon.

It's likely he needs air just to speak or scream, though, so having a voodoo doll underwater would probably keep him irritatingly mute.

Until he forces his way out of it by making his doll punch at the 'force' muting him.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mentlgen ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well, he surely isn't lava proof.
Throw it in lava!
#7 to #5 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I think if he can take hits that vaporize things that take lava a lot of time to melt...

Then he can probably stand lava.

Probably could even sit in a planet's core for awhile and get a nice tan.
#9 to #7 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats not how tanning works
User avatar #16 to #9 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes it is
#49 to #9 - vvthegreats (01/03/2016) [-]
You really don't know how somatic skin cells work, do you?
#53 to #52 - vvthegreats (01/03/2016) [-]
Any person that has taken high school Biology would know that much. Don't really have to be a nerd to know that basic stuff.
#54 to #53 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
but you do have to be a nerd to bring it up when discussing a fictional character in a fictional scenario.
#55 to #54 - vvthegreats (01/03/2016) [-]
If you're retarded enough to actually think that this is how tanning works, fictional character and/or scenario OR NOT, then I am going to bring it up. It is all hypothetical, but if you bring something real into something fictional, then on that basis I can bring it up.
#58 to #55 - theydontlikeu (01/03/2016) [-]
there is a man, thats a real thing, but he can punch a person into a bloody mess, are you gonna go around upset because thats not how punching things works?

more to the point, who said were not talking about fictional tanning, that doesnt have to follow your preconcieved notions of how tanning should or shouldnt work?

either way, pull your panties all the way out of your asshole, take a deep, deep breath, and then go **** yourself.
User avatar #11 to #7 - angelious (01/02/2016) [-]
there isnt really any proof he could survive a long term exposure to planet core (unless you use no limit fallacies..but that sort of stupidity belongs in deathbattle forums..) but as it stands lava should not affect him in the slightest since he basically tanked a planet razing attack without any effects on himself...among other things.
#37 to #11 - ygdosst (01/02/2016) [-]
I mean he basically has no limit, as in that's the actual entire point of the character.
It's a comedy/parody of Superman's "He's as strong as he needs to be."

And so far I have to say that it's done a hell of a better job showing personality and social issues of someone with infinite power, than DC has ever come close to.
User avatar #74 to #37 - angelious (01/03/2016) [-]
that would just mean you haventh read any dc comics then.


and again, no limit fallacy..if you try to seriously pit characters in what if situations, then one cannot use that sort of thigns.
#17 to #7 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
He couldn't stand having his soul reaped
User avatar #14 to #7 - lordsepulchure (01/02/2016) [-]
What about diseases and poisons and such?
User avatar #38 to #14 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
his anti bodys one punch the disease army but just like our bodies sometimes it misses a few and then he gets a cold or something. for poison most likely his livers processing ability is super good, but for food poisoning likely the bacteria in his gut is super strong do to them still being alive at this point so they prob deal with it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thematthew ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
i don't think you've even heard of one punch man.
#18 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
Then he accidentally touches the doll's dong
#23 - theworst (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
He should get a second doll...
#47 - galaga ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Don't you need a piece of the person's hair to make a voodoo doll of them?
User avatar #50 to #47 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Technically, you just need a piece of them in general, though hair is the most common. it could also be a toenail/fingernail, some blood, small portion of skin, etc.
User avatar #64 to #50 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
yeah getting any of those from saitama might pose a slight problem
User avatar #69 to #47 - asasqw (01/03/2016) [-]
Eyebrow?
#33 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
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#39 to #33 - InfiniteFetus (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah, this is no good; took too many punches.
User avatar #29 - tollund ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm not Gay but I want to **** that ninja
User avatar #60 to #29 - ljxjlos (01/03/2016) [-]
that´s hella gay

also completely understandable, thou
#67 to #29 - nanako (01/03/2016) [-]
so does the show's main gay character
#73 to #67 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Puri puri prisoner, I just escaped from prison to see you.
#45 - asotil ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#35 - orangebudd (01/02/2016) [-]
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**orangebudd rolled image** Needless needles.
User avatar #68 to #35 - seachameleon ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
where can I get that map?
User avatar #48 - alexjack ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm a simple man, i see mono strike dude, i give a thumb up
User avatar #66 - infinitereaper (01/03/2016) [-]
sonic chan best grill
#63 - alpako (01/03/2016) [-]
i wonder if it even is possible to be stronger than saitama i never finished it
User avatar #71 to #63 - monsieurhonkhonk (01/03/2016) [-]
Saitama's power is that he broke through his limits, albeit with only mediocre training. In theory anyone in the OPM universe should be able to do it, but how much training it takes to break through a person's limits differs for each person
User avatar #24 - sanbonzakura (01/02/2016) [-]
that was pretty funny and nice
thank oyu for not being a ship
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