Men. . irv That' s what they thr.. Jan Valentine: And so halfway through blowin' me, the hooker ODs on heroin! Luke Valentine: I really don't like discussing my ex-girlfriend with you. Jan Valent
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#1 - grandlordchicken (07/22/2014) [-]
Jan Valentine: And so halfway through blowin' me, the ****** hooker ODs on heroin!

Luke Valentine: I really don't like discussing my ex-girlfriend with you.

Jan Valentine: I mean, I still finished, but what kind of **** is that?

Luke Valentine: For God's sakes, Jan, think of mother!

Jan Valentine: I ain't jerkin' off right now...

User avatar #23 to #1 - renespar (07/22/2014) [-]
You know, my favorite part about Jan from Hellsing abridged.... as someone who's seen the series, they didn't do anything to his character, he was just that ****** up that they just had him say a few different things here and there, I mean most other characters are exaggerated a bit for comical effect, but Jan was genuinely so ****** up they just had him make a few more sex jokes as opposed to things like talking about plexiglass skulls and the konami code when shooting up a hallway
User avatar #2 to #1 - spazzaroniandcheez (07/22/2014) [-]
YOU TWO CAN'T BE HERE, THE GROUNDS ARE CLOSED!
User avatar #13 to #2 - DaCrazyOne (07/22/2014) [-]
"Aw man, that totally sucks, and we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England!"
User avatar #21 to #13 - spazzaroniandcheez (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh where from?
User avatar #24 to #21 - DaCrazyOne (07/22/2014) [-]
*snap*

Texas :3
User avatar #39 to #24 - ryarhuvel ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Aw sh*t looks like we need more prayer in schools
#3 - mrleague (07/22/2014) [-]
My favourite moment from Hellsing abridged.
My favourite moment from Hellsing abridged.
#8 to #3 - gtocforyou (07/22/2014) [-]
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#6 - demonfish ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
"So, how can I help you?"
#9 to #6 - xheanort ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
His head!
His head!
#22 to #6 - qun (07/22/2014) [-]
yep, i'd like a 70 inch, plasma widescreen tv please.
User avatar #5 - theblackcrow (07/22/2014) [-]
"Welp, at least i'm gonna die with a raging boner"
#4 - LSone (07/22/2014) [-]
Hellsing, some amazing 			******		 up 			****
Hellsing, some amazing ****** up ****
User avatar #20 to #4 - besle (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm really looking forward to the Drifters Anime as well, seeing as the manga is about as ****** up as the Hellsing manga was.
#28 to #20 - shadowgandalf (07/22/2014) [-]
Drifter.... Anime?!
What are thou jesting?
User avatar #29 to #28 - besle (07/22/2014) [-]
Kouta Hirano's newest work. At the end of the last Hellsing Ultimate episode there was a trailer for the Drifters Anime, although no information about it has been published yet.
User avatar #32 to #31 - besle (07/22/2014) [-]
I'd recommend you reading the manga, it's pretty brutal so far.
#37 to #32 - shadowgandalf (07/22/2014) [-]
I did read a bit of it.
I was think i got to the part where they smeared **** on some boobytrap spikes
#33 - DrollHumor (07/22/2014) [-]
I love it when Hellsing content makes front page.   
   
My Alucard folder gets fed.
I love it when Hellsing content makes front page.

My Alucard folder gets fed.
#17 to #15 - jimmytwoshoes (07/22/2014) [-]
gif if you like
gif if you like
#12 - toohundred (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #12 - noonesperfect ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Opening Full that gif always remind me of the hellsing abridged theme song
#48 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
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#14 - ivanix (07/22/2014) [-]
I dont know why but i always forget to kill and burn, and only to the rest...   
   
gigidy.
I dont know why but i always forget to kill and burn, and only to the rest...

gigidy.
#7 - helgheimftw (07/22/2014) [-]
i kinda like scrhodinger
User avatar #36 to #7 - mrdavidamnesia (07/22/2014) [-]
He's the only Nazi Catboy (Never thought I would ever say that) that I demand there to be more Yaoi of.
User avatar #54 to #36 - toguro (07/22/2014) [-]
Well while he is and he is not a catboy he is and is not a cat girl......writer musta been smoking some dank weed making this character because it makes no ****** sense that he/she exists/doesn't exist.....
User avatar #55 to #54 - mrdavidamnesia (07/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like an X-Files case...
User avatar #85 to #36 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
One can only dream.

the return of the why-boner
#26 to #7 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
#38 to #7 - uncanny (07/22/2014) [-]
Ohhhh it's name is schrodinger ... That's actually kinda smart,the anime just got better for me
Ohhhh it's name is schrodinger ... That's actually kinda smart,the anime just got better for me
#34 - iamallthatisman (07/22/2014) [-]
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#62 - lordraine ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hi Tumblr.
#61 - artyomthebadass (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #61 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
"...Thats right, I will **** the fear turkey...

Sincerely yours, The Crimson ****** "
#75 to #74 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
"C'mere, ghoul!"
"Ghghgahraaghl"
#60 - alemdion (07/22/2014) [-]
Just finished rewatching this, such a great coincidence to see this today
User avatar #53 - neokun ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
But the cleaning lady isn't available until monday.
User avatar #30 - gayobliteratorhere (07/22/2014) [-]
Alucard is the only vampire I actually like
#58 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Weren't you the same guy that, about 6 months ago said anime was gay?
User avatar #87 to #58 - gayobliteratorhere (07/28/2014) [-]
Gay anime is homosexual
#82 - dizzybreeze (07/22/2014) [-]
technocally that is all vampires think off
User avatar #65 - batmanthesaiyan (07/22/2014) [-]
I need source!
User avatar #70 to #65 - satanaaperkele (07/22/2014) [-]
Hellsing
#81 to #65 - dizzybreeze (07/22/2014) [-]
Hellsing Ultimate to be more exact. Also hellsing Ultimate is the best Hellsing
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