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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - grandlordchicken
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Jan Valentine: And so halfway through blowin' me, the ****** hooker ODs on heroin!

Luke Valentine: I really don't like discussing my ex-girlfriend with you.

Jan Valentine: I mean, I still finished, but what kind of **** is that?

Luke Valentine: For God's sakes, Jan, think of mother!

Jan Valentine: I ain't jerkin' off right now...

User avatar #23 to #1 - renespar
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You know, my favorite part about Jan from Hellsing abridged.... as someone who's seen the series, they didn't do anything to his character, he was just that ****** up that they just had him say a few different things here and there, I mean most other characters are exaggerated a bit for comical effect, but Jan was genuinely so ****** up they just had him make a few more sex jokes as opposed to things like talking about plexiglass skulls and the konami code when shooting up a hallway
#16 to #1 - jimmytwoshoes
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User avatar #2 to #1 - spazzaroniandcheez
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YOU TWO CAN'T BE HERE, THE GROUNDS ARE CLOSED!
User avatar #13 to #2 - DaCrazyOne
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"Aw man, that totally sucks, and we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England!"
User avatar #21 to #13 - spazzaroniandcheez
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Oh where from?
User avatar #24 to #21 - DaCrazyOne
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(07/22/2014) [-]
*snap*

Texas :3
User avatar #39 to #24 - ryarhuvel
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Aw sh*t looks like we need more prayer in schools
#3 - mrleague
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My favourite moment from Hellsing abridged.
My favourite moment from Hellsing abridged.
#8 to #3 - gtocforyou
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#6 - demonfish
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"So, how can I help you?"
#9 to #6 - xheanort
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His head!
His head!
#18 to #9 - jimmytwoshoes
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#44 to #18 - sonicsyndicate
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#86 to #44 - jimmytwoshoes
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#22 to #6 - qun
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yep, i'd like a 70 inch, plasma widescreen tv please.
User avatar #5 - theblackcrow
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(07/22/2014) [-]
"Welp, at least i'm gonna die with a raging boner"
#4 - LSone
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Hellsing, some amazing ****** up ****
Hellsing, some amazing ****** up ****
User avatar #20 to #4 - besle
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I'm really looking forward to the Drifters Anime as well, seeing as the manga is about as ****** up as the Hellsing manga was.
#28 to #20 - shadowgandalf
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Drifter.... Anime?!
What are thou jesting?
User avatar #29 to #28 - besle
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Kouta Hirano's newest work. At the end of the last Hellsing Ultimate episode there was a trailer for the Drifters Anime, although no information about it has been published yet.
#31 to #29 - shadowgandalf
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#63 to #31 - pulluspardus
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User avatar #32 to #31 - besle
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I'd recommend you reading the manga, it's pretty brutal so far.
#37 to #32 - shadowgandalf
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I did read a bit of it.
I was think i got to the part where they smeared **** on some boobytrap spikes
#33 - DrollHumor
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I love it when Hellsing content makes front page.   
   
My Alucard folder gets fed.
I love it when Hellsing content makes front page.

My Alucard folder gets fed.
#52 to #33 - sonicsyndicate
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#15 - lifeanddeath
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#17 to #15 - jimmytwoshoes
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gif if you like
gif if you like
#12 - toohundred
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User avatar #35 to #12 - noonesperfect
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*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Opening Full that gif always remind me of the hellsing abridged theme song
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#48 - sonicsyndicate
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