Meanwhile in Japan. .. "It's a tap!"
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#3 - snowshark (08/13/2014) [-]
"It's a tap!"
#98 to #3 - sindrifreyr ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Trap could also have worked
Trap could also have worked
#13 to #3 - ninjabadger ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - neocortex (08/13/2014) [-]
oh you
oh you
#9 to #3 - codethename (08/13/2014) [-]
Man the cannons lads, we're sending this one to the top
Man the cannons lads, we're sending this one to the top
#1 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I wanna go to Japan
User avatar #35 to #1 - IamSofaKingdom (08/14/2014) [-]
It is funny, most people that go to Japan seeing this stuff get a huge culture shock when they get there and find out the people are super reserved and strict and that this, over the top, anime life style exists mostly just on the drawing board.
#77 to #1 - anon (08/14/2014) [-]
#6 to #5 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm perfectly normal.
I'm perfectly normal.
User avatar #7 to #6 - satrenkotheone (08/13/2014) [-]
Oh, okay cool.
#2 to #1 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
you are a strange little man... take me with you
User avatar #10 to #2 - animedudej (08/13/2014) [-]
we could go splitsies on a hotel... or something we could make frontpage so many times! think of it, /anime/ goes to Japan (or FJ goes to Japan, idk)
#12 to #10 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
there is problem in japan, called the Celibacy syndrome, which means that the reproduction in japan is very small and soon the majority will be old people that cannot work   
   
We should "fix" this.
there is problem in japan, called the Celibacy syndrome, which means that the reproduction in japan is very small and soon the majority will be old people that cannot work

We should "fix" this.
#15 to #12 - animedudej (08/13/2014) [-]
i've heard rumors that they like Scandinavians
i've heard rumors that they like Scandinavians
User avatar #31 to #15 - fapcat (08/13/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #32 to #31 - animedudej (08/13/2014) [-]
Hitsugi no Chaika
User avatar #33 to #32 - fapcat (08/13/2014) [-]
i shall look for it after i finish watching (again) kill la kill
User avatar #60 to #33 - thefates (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm disappointed that people wrote Kill la Kill off as a generic anime. It really managed to ignore the boobs even though it never took them out. It was pretty impressive to make me forget everyone was wearing next to nothing.
#14 to #12 - anon (08/13/2014) [-]
Umm... Can I come help fix this?
Umm... Can I come help fix this?
User avatar #40 to #12 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
dude! from where i live the ticket for me is only 1000 bucks (now that sounds like allot of money but everything considered it is like half the cost of traveling to Canada)

we could go splitsies on the hotel and if any of us' tickets are more expensive we could help eachother out though i doubt it will be this year... maybe a couple years from now when i've got a job and not just mooching off the government
#41 to #40 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
maybe when im through with uni i will something like that, in the meantime you are free to stop in portugal for free hot dogs
#43 to #41 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
sure, man! meeting more people might help my extreme shyness! like, i have trouble ordering stuff (the internet helps allot)
#44 to #43 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
trust me, if i manage to get you on skype i will manage to break your **** so hard you will become a ******** like me that you will even forget that you are shy

confidence is key, even fake confidence inspires real confidence
User avatar #45 to #44 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
i can agree with that


although it's been nice to speak with you... i need sleep as i'm going to get new clothes tommorow

also i need to get my sleep schedule somewhat in order as i've got school on Monday
#46 to #45 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
jojokes on you my school starts mid september, night night have fun and eat your hotdogs
jojokes on you my school starts mid september, night night have fun and eat your hotdogs
User avatar #47 to #46 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
we shall speak tommorow
#38 to #10 - twilock (08/14/2014) [-]
...Or something... or something..something..something.
#39 to #38 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
the plane ticket is half the price of what my family pays to go to Canada half a year!
the plane ticket is half the price of what my family pays to go to Canada half a year!
#24 to #2 - zyvac (08/13/2014) [-]
The hell is wrong with you people? Room for a 3rd?
User avatar #26 to #24 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
the more the merrier
#80 to #26 - zenler ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
can two aussies and some guy from denmark join too?
User avatar #86 to #80 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
jesus ******* christ are we starting our own country?
#93 to #86 - zenler ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
a collective society devoted to the goal of drinking dat japanese kawaii pussy juice
a collective society devoted to the goal of drinking dat japanese kawaii pussy juice
User avatar #94 to #93 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
and hotdogs!
#28 - riayl (08/13/2014) [-]
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#51 - pulpunderground (08/14/2014) [-]
that's... different
that's... different
User avatar #85 to #51 - amuter ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Did his facial expression really change like that in the movie?

That gif feels edited
User avatar #92 to #85 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
It's reversed, he's all like "I didn't know you read" and then does that, in reverse
#29 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
No............ Bear Grills jokes? That's odd. Not that I mind, they're pretty unfunny, but still. It feels somehow unnatural.
No............ Bear Grills jokes? That's odd. Not that I mind, they're pretty unfunny, but still. It feels somehow unnatural.
User avatar #58 to #29 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
bear hasn't been relevant for a little while...
#52 - fargfive (08/14/2014) [-]
God bless the Japanese. I don't know what we'd do without them.
User avatar #73 - beasert (08/14/2014) [-]
So it dispenses American beer?
User avatar #91 to #73 - magicalchephalopod (08/14/2014) [-]
it dispenses the tears and fat of virgin neckbeard weaboos
#67 - deathweaver (08/14/2014) [-]
Those crazy Japs are at it again.
User avatar #8 - ipwnallnubz (08/13/2014) [-]
Girl is Naka from Kantai Collection, a browser game with WWII warships represented by girls. Currently there are only Japanese ships, the Bismarck, and 2 German destroyers. It is not originally porn, but you can find mountains of porn (and other fan-made works) on sites like You need to login to view this link
#16 to #8 - AllYourBase (08/13/2014) [-]
So basically, what you're saying, is that it's Upotte!!, but with WWII warships instead of modern firearms?

(Pictured below, Fucco, a main character, represents an FN-FNC, which is what she's holding.)
User avatar #61 to #16 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
Ever heard of Arpeggio Ars Nova of Blue Steel?
User avatar #62 to #61 - AllYourBase (08/14/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #63 to #62 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
Basically: Boat Girls:The Anime.

I had fun with it. It's pretty much Upotte with boats.
#70 to #63 - urapooper (08/14/2014) [-]
the anime was good

The manga is insane.
User avatar #74 to #70 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
there's a manga?!
#75 to #74 - urapooper (08/14/2014) [-]
yep and it's different from the anime.
User avatar #36 to #16 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/14/2014) [-]
Sadly there's no official English version because the creators are all nationalists.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ipwnallnubz (08/13/2014) [-]
Basically. I probably should have posted this video in the first place. 艦隊これくしょん -艦これ- 先行PV第壱弾
User avatar #30 to #18 - fapcat (08/13/2014) [-]
thumbs for ryuko
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User avatar #20 to #18 - ipwnallnubz (08/13/2014) [-]
Honestly, I'm really hoping for a serious anime, but I'm expecting it to just be a bunch of fanservice. When the shipgirls (that's what they're called) are damaged, their clothes get torn, and more damage means more exposure until they're sunk.
#21 to #20 - AllYourBase (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, it's not quite warships, but a fairly good serious anime that involves WWII Tanks in pitched combat is Girls und Panzer, if you haven't seen that.   
   
No disintegrating clothes, just some delightful depictions of tanks of all types.   
   
Upotte!! on the other hand has a lot of the fanservice (hell, a running gag is the teacher noting that Fucco wears a thong, and she shoots the 			****		 out of him every time he does.)
Well, it's not quite warships, but a fairly good serious anime that involves WWII Tanks in pitched combat is Girls und Panzer, if you haven't seen that.

No disintegrating clothes, just some delightful depictions of tanks of all types.

Upotte!! on the other hand has a lot of the fanservice (hell, a running gag is the teacher noting that Fucco wears a thong, and she shoots the **** out of him every time he does.)
User avatar #22 to #21 - ipwnallnubz (08/13/2014) [-]
Yep, I've seen both Upotte! and Girls und Panzer. Hoping for another season of Upotte! and I can't wait for the GuP movie (MaL has it slated for this year).
So, have you seen the Anzio OVA yet?
#27 to #22 - AllYourBase (08/13/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, that was a slaughter. The 89 just devoured the CVs, though I was wondering why there appeared to be 5 of them around the Type-89. I didn't realize the Carro Veloce was about the same size as an ELC AMX. I was not impressed with the StuG III's performance. The 75mm has overmatch at almost any point on a Semovente, and they just couldn't land a shot until the Semovente decided to end it. And if a Pz.Kpfw IV Ausf. D with a 5cm can pen the P.40, i'm not sure i'd call that a heavy tank. Then again, the IV did have elevation on it, which gave it an almost perfect 90 into the upper front plate.   
   
TL;DR Good OVA
Jesus christ, that was a slaughter. The 89 just devoured the CVs, though I was wondering why there appeared to be 5 of them around the Type-89. I didn't realize the Carro Veloce was about the same size as an ELC AMX. I was not impressed with the StuG III's performance. The 75mm has overmatch at almost any point on a Semovente, and they just couldn't land a shot until the Semovente decided to end it. And if a Pz.Kpfw IV Ausf. D with a 5cm can pen the P.40, i'm not sure i'd call that a heavy tank. Then again, the IV did have elevation on it, which gave it an almost perfect 90 into the upper front plate.

TL;DR Good OVA
User avatar #49 to #27 - ipwnallnubz (08/14/2014) [-]
The GuP wiki says it has 60mm of armor at the front and 40 on the sides and rear. If World of Tanks is correct, then even the L/42 can pen from less than 100m, and it's kinda hard to tell how far away they are.

And I'm not even certain that's a 5cm gun. Couldn't it be the 7.5 cm L/24?
User avatar #50 to #49 - AllYourBase (08/14/2014) [-]
Yes, in the battle against Anzio, it is most definitely the 5cm gun. It's short and stubby, the L/24 has a much longer and slimmer profile. They're fairly close i'd imagine, since the P.40 was almost at the base of the hill.
User avatar #104 to #50 - ipwnallnubz (08/14/2014) [-]
I just looked, and, in the practice battle before the fight at least, it's the 7.5cm gun. I guess you don't need a penetrating hit to knock out a tank in GuP. They also used that gun against the Matildas.

And the image is apparently "expired". It seems to work on my profile, though. funnyjunk.com/user/ipwnallnubz/52#52
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User avatar #23 to #22 - AllYourBase (08/13/2014) [-]
I have not. I think i'm going to go correct that right now.
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User avatar #76 to #8 - dyalibya (08/14/2014) [-]
C86, get hyped ....
#96 - settantaventi (08/14/2014) [-]
oh japan
#48 - redzeopoweranger (08/14/2014) [-]
watersports
#57 - Lilstow (08/14/2014) [-]
found one in higher resolution, without watermark, and without the stick figure if anyone wants it.
#83 - easternigguh (08/14/2014) [-]
Every japanese person I've ever met tries to convince me that japan isn't as weird as everyone makes it out to be, but I find that really ******* hard to believe
User avatar #25 - slenderwolf (08/13/2014) [-]
What's with Japan and the watersports? Is it a law that after a country just gets REKT in a war they have really weird porn for a few decades?
User avatar #37 to #25 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, Germany has scat, so maybe that alliance has something to do with it.
User avatar #59 to #37 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
I wonder what unholy fetish the italians have been hiding from us...
User avatar #79 to #59 - newmanbiggeo (08/14/2014) [-]
mario vore
User avatar #81 to #79 - Rukioish (08/14/2014) [-]
I cringed a little.
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