Jojo spoilers

crixuz

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jojo cant be spoiled because the spoilers
just make you want to read the manga to
try and understand how it can make
sense that the president of the united
states wants to absorb the Corpse of
jesus christ to make america great again,

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Submitted:	01/07/2016

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#3 - gayboard (01/08/2016) [-]

Sexually attracted to dolphins.

#4 to #3 - trisketthebiskit (01/08/2016) [-]

C...congratulations on that?

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#5 to #4 - gayboard (01/08/2016) [-]

#27 to #5 - LOLWUTS (01/08/2016) [-]

#6 to #5 - trisketthebiskit (01/08/2016) [-]

my god. i watched the whole show and never considered this a possibility

#24 to #6 - lordknightmare (01/08/2016) [-]

it only becomes a joke by part 4 when he becomes a Marine Biologist

#39 to #24 - lexbomber (01/08/2016) [-]

If you wanna get real technical, he doesn't become one until the end, when he get's his PhD by studying starfish. He does wear a dolphin heart button and hat though

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#11 - TRINDADE (01/08/2016) [-]

my favorite

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#1 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Also JoJo is like 30 years old and it's your own damn fault for getting spoiled at this point.

#20 to #1 - tenaciouslee (01/08/2016) [-]

Didn't SBR end only a few years ago, though?

#7 to #1 - tenshiro (01/08/2016) [-]

except for the fact that this is talking SBR which is fairly recent

#8 to #7 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

not to mention Jojolion which is still currently ongoing

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#25 - halor (01/08/2016) [-]

#44 to #25 - Awesomsauce (01/08/2016) [-]

Za Warro!

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#12 - sgstevie ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

So that's Trump's plan, right?

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#15 - newprinny ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

#40 to #15 - lexbomber (01/08/2016) [-]

I've read stone ocean twice and I still don't know how I feel about Jolyne

#9 - chrolt (01/08/2016) [-]

Isn't the plot of MGR: Reveangance?

#13 to #9 - cdm (01/08/2016) [-]

The ~~President of the United States~~ senator of Colorado wants to absorb the corpse of ~~Jesus Christ~~ 12 marines to make America great again.

Pretty close.

#17 to #9 - funpunk (01/08/2016) [-]

Those games are ******* crazy. Anytime I read something Metal Gear-related the plot makes less and less sense. ******* Japan, man.

#29 to #17 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Metal Gear is one of those series that has a horrible plot that somehow draws you in if and only if you're actually playing through the game. I don't know how it does it, but it takes ridiculous scenarios that would normally be hilarious or outright retarded and makes them seem like urgent and serious matters.

#41 to #29 - funpunk (01/08/2016) [-]

I only have Phantom Pain, and I'm still in the beginning.

#14 - devilofscience (01/08/2016) [-]

Is this what will happen if trump is elected?

#33 - virtualsloth (01/08/2016) [-]

SBR thread!

#31 - ehzio (01/08/2016) [-]

Based Valentine's lust for napkins and Jesus is incredibly beautiful

#38 to #31 - cough (01/08/2016) [-]

#19 - zetsuboukamina (01/08/2016) [-]

A gay priest who ****** Dio uses a baby to destroy the world

#2 - thunderchild (01/08/2016) [-]

Trump wouldnt would he ?

#34 - hugsta (01/08/2016) [-]

#30 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

Here's a subtle spoiler for each part with no context

She was pregnant

space!

They could both stop time

Killer is dad

Can't stop Joestar blood

And there goes the whole universe

Dio finally beats Jojo?

#32 to #30 - gameshredder (01/08/2016) [-]

If I hadn't been reading part 4, I wouldn't have understood that spoiler.

#26 - solarisofcelestia (01/08/2016) [-]

Honestly, that kinda sounds like something Trump would do. Or maybe Vermin Supreme.

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#43 - saxong (01/08/2016) [-]

#42 - christofferse (01/08/2016) [-]

"Jésus? Sounds illegal. We need to do something, so we can make America great again"

#23 - wonna (01/08/2016) [-]

Is this anime?

#35 to #23 - gibusernamepls (01/08/2016) [-]

It's about a manga

#36 to #35 - wonna (01/08/2016) [-]

Where can I see these mangos?

#37 to #36 - gibusernamepls (01/08/2016) [-]

You need to login to view this link

There's also an anime but it only covers the frist 3 parts out of 8 >>#22

#21 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]

makes sense. if it was possible that would make america great again is this still funny? i think so

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