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Japanese Facts Compilation Part 5

 
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Japanese Facts Compilation Part 5. In the beginning of time there were maid cafes, we evolved to cat cafes and now we enter a new era of ultimate beta with “cud
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Japanese Facts Compilation Part 5. In the beginning of time there were maid cafes, we evolved to cat cafes and now we enter a new era of ultimate beta with “cud

In the beginning of time there were maid cafes, we evolved to cat cafes and now we enter a new era of ultimate beta with “cuddle cafes”, the first Soine-ya meaning “Sleep together shop” has opened in Tokyo. Male customers pay to sleep next to a girl but no sexual requests are allowed, the men can pay for extras like starting at each other for a minute, resting your head on the girl’s lap for 3 minutes or stroking the girl’s hair for 3 minutes, each costs ¥1,000 ($8.24 for you freedom fags, £5.55 for those with a tea fetish and €7.77 for those unfortunate enough to be part of the EU), a 5 second hug is around ¥1,800.

Video if you're curious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vU_N3mNwM


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Japanese Facts Compilation Part 5. In the beginning of time there were maid cafes, we evolved to cat cafes and now we enter a new era of ultimate beta with “cud

Japan has a 99% literacy rate among children aged 15 years and over.


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It's normal and acceptable to slurp soup based foods and noodles loudly in Japan it's considered evidence of enjoying your meal.


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Tokyo has the world's largest fish market, handling over 2000 tonnes of marine products daily, if you're looking for a size comparison try ur mom lol.


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Japanese people used to shave their heads to repent for violating society's rules or for breaching muh honor.


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About 1500 earthquakes strike Japan every year, 90% are caused by admin's mom.


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Excessive inbreeding of Japanese dogs has resulted in one of the world's highest defect rates, police turn a blind eye to it, although it's probably because they can't open their eyes to see it happening hehe.


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Japan produces 60% of the world's animated TV shows, I can hear the weeaboos giggling in the distance.


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Japanese people slurp when eating foods such as noodles to show their enjoyment of the meal and is a sign of gratitude. “Japan is renowned for being extremely polite” yeah and Kim Jong Un isn’t the glorious leader of FJ.


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Blackface or Ganguro is another retarded fashion where Japanese girls take tanning to the extreme, every week they try to get their skin as dark as possible. The typical Ganguro wears huge amounts of foundation, wears platform shoes, has fake nails, bleaches their hair and wears a lot of eyeliner, sometimes using black ink for a better effect. A lot of them do it to look similar to foreigners, they’re like westaboo cosplayers. You've probably seen them in your animus and mangos like Durararararararararararara.


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User avatar #1 - PebbleBinder (04/01/2015) [-]
my body is so conflicted about the whole idea of japan
User avatar #23 - qauronexoforce (04/02/2015) [-]
I don't know if Japan was nuked too much or too little
User avatar #31 to #23 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
The only way to find out is to do it again. if it gets worse well there's your answer
User avatar #33 to #31 - insertfjusername (04/02/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ they didnt nuke the whole island and/or whole state.
#42 to #33 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
Okay, so your vote is on 'not enough nukes'. Gotcha.
User avatar #43 to #42 - insertfjusername (04/02/2015) [-]
I just said they didnt nuke everything because all japanese people are not crazy like this.
#69 to #43 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
So you are saying to much?
User avatar #77 to #69 - insertfjusername (04/02/2015) [-]
The guy said "japan was nuked too much or too little" when only 2 cities were nuked and not the whole japan.
User avatar #11 - severepwner (04/02/2015) [-]
Alright they ******* slurp. You said it like 3 times.
User avatar #25 to #11 - darmenias (04/02/2015) [-]
There's a reason for it, though. If you actually try this yourself (and in the correct manner, I suppose), you should be able to taste the water itself more, and the spices in it, and you cool off the noodles at the same time. This is according to a friend who watches excessive amounts of anime, though, so don't take this too seriously.
#2 - feupy ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
But is it okay to slurp noodles ?
But is it okay to slurp noodles ?
#12 to #2 - meepleep (04/02/2015) [-]
Sauce for Science? And/or fapping?
#21 to #12 - feupy ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's Rolling Girls, but not really fapping material well that's not for me to decide
Yeah, it's Rolling Girls, but not really fapping material well that's not for me to decide
#79 to #21 - meepleep (04/05/2015) [-]
Not fapping material?! You just haven't tried hard enough. I have a well animated food fetish Judge me all you want, those noodles look hot
#80 to #79 - feupy ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I can understand that... a lot of FPS of girls sucking on noodles right...
I can understand that... a lot of FPS of girls sucking on noodles right...
User avatar #19 to #12 - fishandkids (04/02/2015) [-]
Rolling girls, it's a decent show, but it's not great if you want an amazing story.
#15 to #12 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
Looks like Rolling Girls
#17 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Speaking of Ganguro, here's a parody song about the Ganguro Style.
ポリスマン/GAL男宣言 Speaking of Ganguro, here's a parody song about the Ganguro Style.
#63 to #17 - jojoexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
So that's what the 			****		 this is
So that's what the **** this is
User avatar #7 - moisture (04/01/2015) [-]
You put the Same fact on here twice, but worded it differently?
You bring shame to your entire family.
User avatar #32 to #7 - emiyashirou ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
He puts that fact in every single comp he makes.
#3 - Abraxasium (04/01/2015) [-]
>Cuddle Cafes
>Ganguro

Wut
User avatar #64 to #3 - questionableferret (04/02/2015) [-]
In Japan people, especially men, are expected to work absurdly long hours leaving little to no time for social interaction, hence their declining birth-rates and sky-rocketing culture of on-demand social gratification like dating sims, cuddle cafes, body-pillows, and other kinds of shallow substitutions for real social interaction.

Basically, the whole country is over-working itself into a cultural crisis.

And Ganguro is actually connected to the reasons behind Jinx and Mr Popo, because over in Japan it's not considered to be as racist as it is in Europe/The US. In Japan many people associate glamour and stardom with the west (well, who wouldn't these days?) and Ganguro is an off-shoot of that, hyper-emphasising things that are considered to be sexy in western culture like tans, high heels, and basically being a tramp.

We in the west have Ganguros too, basically, we just call them tramps/sluts/hoes etc.

Japan's not actually that hard to understand at all. People just get confused because of how little context they have on the important factors of Japan's culture whereas most typical western cultures all share a lot of similar socio-economic factors that don't show up in Japan.
#24 - kaipo ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Can I slurp her?
#4 - cptcanada (04/01/2015) [-]
i like this kids taste
#40 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
as you typed and as the list goes on you obviously became more and more comfortable making jokes and also got meaner as it went down
User avatar #30 - EpicAnon (04/02/2015) [-]
OP, in your next comp, can you mention that slurping is OK?
You seem to have left it out.
#48 - zpowell (04/02/2015) [-]
Blaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
#68 - thesecretbear (04/02/2015) [-]
Not muh honor!
Not muh honor!
#74 to #68 - kits (04/02/2015) [-]
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#20 - smirnow (04/02/2015) [-]
EU possibly the best to live in.
>for those unfortunate to live in EU
#22 to #20 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
I can taste amerifat tears lol
User avatar #37 to #20 - blokrokker (04/02/2015) [-]
But if you live in the EU, you have to associate yourself with both France AND Greece. Yuck.
User avatar #28 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain he's referring to how the Euro is down right now, or something. Not really the region itself.
User avatar #67 - yodaiam ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Are there like reverse weeaboos in Japan? Like people obscessed with American or other cultures?
User avatar #70 to #67 - schneidend ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Well, they think Germanic languages sound tight as hell, which is why animu characters will often either be German or say random phrases in English.
User avatar #73 to #72 - yodaiam ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
My god. Thats what weeaboos sound like to the Japanese? Thats hilarious!
User avatar #65 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm just impressed how that road split exactly on the centerline

I can't tear out a sheet of notebook paper without ripping it but this thing goes half a block before I see a tear
#76 - aguycalledlee (04/02/2015) [-]
ACHOOO!

"Bress you"
User avatar #59 - thunderkrux (04/02/2015) [-]
Ok you can talk **** about my mom, but the moment you insult admins mom, that's on a whole nother list of things that are really not okay
User avatar #35 - wanicochil (04/02/2015) [-]
The cuddle cafe and **** isn't for 'beta' reasons

Guys have too much **** to do (Work, study, etc etc) to care about GF/wives, but they still want love/attention of a girl so they go to these cuddle cafe etc

That is why there is a market, they give the love/attention they crave, with no committments
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