I know that feel. .. >2 hands just give up before you embarass yourself. i want to suck Mikasas Dick
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#3 - buffalogriller
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(06/09/2014) [-]
>2 hands   
just give up before you embarass yourself.
>2 hands
just give up before you embarass yourself.
#5 to #3 - benjiii
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#6 - mattdoggy
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(06/10/2014) [-]
>pick a girl up for a date
>we have a nice dinner and a movie and she's really into me and i really like her
>we end up parking my truck and talking a long walk and just talk
>we lay on our backs and look at the stars and the deep streaks of the Milky Way
>eventually we start kissing more and more passionately and one thing lead to another we were young
>i'll spare you the details but it was my first time doing something like this and i was clueless
>when it came time to solve the rubriks cube that is the triple hinged bra clasp i was helpless
>i might as well been trying to preform open heart surgery blinded with a plunger, snake, and a half empty salt shaker
>i was young and inexperience but could tell time was not on my side, that i had to get this done fast before momentum was lost
>i immediately thought back to basic training (aka redtube) and remembered how people ripped each others clothes off
>i simply grabbed onto both sides and ripped as hard as i could
>she.f*cking.lost it.
>she started screaming and hitting me and was crying
>apparently it was a really nice expensive bra and one of the only ones she had left
>the date was obviously over and i had to drive her home immediately
>i can never forget when i brought her to the door where her dad was waiting to meet us
>she simply walked by him and into the house
>mfw he asked "why isn't she wearing a bra"

we stayed friends and dated and her dad still likes me
User avatar #9 to #6 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(06/10/2014) [-]
Wait, you mean you're not supposed to do that?
brb, have to fix my dating cheat sheet
User avatar #11 to #6 - awesomedewd
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#7 to #6 - smbiosis
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(06/10/2014) [-]
thumbed for the initiative, I'm not sure why you thought that was a good idea, but I can totally sympathize.
User avatar #10 - awesomedewd
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(06/10/2014) [-]
Opening bras is ******* easy, one handed all the time. A second hand is even ****** annoying....

But I'll always remember the time of my first time:
> trying to unhook bra with one hand
> while still going on with gf
> it doesn't work
> wtf.jpg
> use second hand
> while still going on with gf
> still not opening
> big wtf.jpg
> gf chuckles and says:
> "Can't open it?"
> "Well... yes?"
> she tries it
> the ******* thing is broken
> it takes a few minutes for her to open it
> hell yeah bewbs
> sex
#8 - anon
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(06/10/2014) [-]
slightly related.
User avatar #12 to #8 - ssheinrich
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(06/10/2014) [-]
hell naw, its not related
User avatar #2 - penileburglar
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(06/09/2014) [-]
You sure do like to delete comments on your content.
#1 - animeistrash
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#4 - hornyllama
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(06/09/2014) [-]
**hornyllama rolled image** yaranaika?