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User avatar #60 - useroftheLOLZ
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
For as much **** Shinji gets, do you honestly think you could do much better than him? You're 15, you're balls are in the final stages of dropping, your dad's an creepy ass pedo, your mom is dead or something, you don't know because the writer decided to gloss over that fact, you're living with a sexually confused milf, who again, shows pedo tendencies, this chick you like reminds you of your mom, which is weird enough, but shifts into maximum what the ******* when you pop a boner for her, and then she turns into jello, and comes out with a sweet rack, then some other ginger chick comes along, and decides to start fondling your dropping junk, while simultaneously calling you a sexist pig cis scum, because you don't want to be orange jello, and to top it off, God wants to ******* kill you, and tries repeatedly by sending his angels to kick you in your giant robot balls, oh and by the way, it's like 10 times more sensitive.

Poor ******* kid if you ask me, ****** is probably having trouble figuring out what he's supposed to do, since daddy's getting another beer from the fridge, and doesn't want to have the talk, and the milf chick is more into show then tell.

And thus, you have an Evangelion summarized in all of two paragraphs.
#104 to #60 - lolnop
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
that was ******* beautiful
User avatar #62 to #60 - useroftheLOLZ
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/25/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and some angel faggot wants to play Hail Mary full of my penis in your ass.

Kid just can't get a ******* break.