swag as a verb means to arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric
as a noun, its a basically a grouping of flowers
"ribbon-tied swags of flowers"

funny how shakespeare wasn't a dumb gay nigger.

"derp"

it's not really made up if it derives from another word. Swagger. It's just cut in half basically. But ya swag does piss alot of people off. Refer to the top comment as an alternate ending. Things should be fine.

See, "Swagger" doesn't bother me. But 'swaggin,' 'swag,' etc.
it just gets under my skin.

If our language keeps going like this people are going to look back on the early 2000's and 2010's and go:
P1: "People used to be so ignorant"
P2: "Don't you mean 'peepa so iggin' tho?"

Where I live, you have people saying Ign'int
I'm with you on the swag, swaggin thing. But i just hope it doesn't turn out where everyone is illiterate
"I didn't do such a thing"
I di'nt DEW such uhhhh thang"

Haha, I just feel like the internet is definitely contributing.

We have so many abbreviations and can't take the time to distinguish between your's and you're's. We can't ever write a full sentence with punctuations. We usually use 'y', 'u', 'jk', 'lol', 'wtf' etc.

God help the world, I feel a wave of shit coming on.

december 21 definitly a shit storm, but after that "end of the world" scare happens, i hope people will love life a bit more and be out with this YOLO shit. Give em chance to actually WANT to learn.

December 21 is coming.
WOEO (pronounced whoa-yo):
[world only ends once]

I guarantee you this new language tred is not over. Prepare yourself for more nonsensical bullshit.

Alright man, Let's be friends and shit.

You're a cool guy, I'm pretty cool myself.
With our powers combined we might even become awesome.

Sweet man. Alright!