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User avatar #1 - smartasshobo (03/29/2015) [-]
Story incoming

One day I found out about angel beats, I think I wqtched the first episode around midnight, and I ******* loved it. Getting near the 3 final episodes or something like that, I had to leave because my family and I had to travel.

And then the most morbidly relevant thing haplened during our trip: a ******* car crash

Now now, I'm not dead yet, but one of the first things I felt after the accident was relerelief that I would be able to finish watching angel beats

TL; DR: smartasshobo the pussy magnet thought about anime as he felt that his head was bleeding from a car accieent

No one died tho
#11 to #1 - thepizzadevourer (03/29/2015) [-]
JK, I'm glad you aren't dead and that you got to enjoy your show!
JK, I'm glad you aren't dead and that you got to enjoy your show!
User avatar #95 to #1 - icewraithking (03/30/2015) [-]
too bad no one died , well. did you do anything?

im assuming the crash involves more than your family i literally dont want yo to lose your people, but if some stupid jerk was the fault then. he should be ded
User avatar #133 to #95 - smartasshobo (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh don't worry. Just as we crashed and adrenaline and angel beats hit my **** , I checked everyone, and then I proceeded to **** my elbow to oblivion because car windows are not easy to break we couldn't open the doors because the car bent a little and they got stuck

What happened: we were on a straight highway, rainy as **** and thankfully not many other cars around. My dad, who was driving, lost control after going over a cunty little ****** of a puddle of water, and we ******* launched aiming for low orbit

Adrenaline is awesome. So are anime tiddies
User avatar #135 to #133 - icewraithking (03/30/2015) [-]
oh, the tire thread must be worn out then, or the puddle was secretly a pool , one deep enough to **** the car
User avatar #139 to #135 - smartasshobo (03/30/2015) [-]
Ya the front-left tyre was really worn out, but I can't say much because every tyre got proper ****** after the crash, and the puddle must have been super long, enough for the car to lose control
#124 to #1 - angelbeat ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
ayy lmao

see da name
#62 to #1 - zaffy (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh my god, during the last episode, when Tanashi was hugging Angel, and he fell through her as she got obliterated, I cried like a bitch
User avatar #44 to #1 - Johnsfer (03/30/2015) [-]
>Episode 10

I literally cried my ******* EYES OUT AND BACK IN when the ending happened of episode 10.
#77 to #1 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
I read it as : One day I found about anal beads...., making me only disappointed when I saw it was just about some anime ;/
User avatar #17 to #1 - ayumu ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
But if you died without finishing it you would just be allowed to finish it in heaven before moving on
#39 to #1 - pwnagraphy (03/29/2015) [-]
I set a PR Log Press yesterday at the gym 225 not to doot my own trumpet and yelled "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!?" when I stalled midway up

There were people in there
User avatar #3 to #1 - lnyanchl ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
"Now now, I'm not dead yet, "
If you were how could you tell us the story?
User avatar #43 to #3 - vorarephilia (03/30/2015) [-]
Hell has wi-fi

slow as balls and disconnects frequently for brief amounts of time, but it has wifi
#67 to #1 - tenaciouslee (03/30/2015) [-]
You are the lord of the weebs. "I almost 			*******		 died, but thank my titties I can finish that animu."   
Holy 			****		, dude, how were the first thoughts in your head not "HOLY 			****		 I ALMOST DIED!"
You are the lord of the weebs. "I almost ******* died, but thank my titties I can finish that animu."
Holy **** , dude, how were the first thoughts in your head not "HOLY **** I ALMOST DIED!"
#134 to #67 - smartasshobo (03/30/2015) [-]
Huehueheuhe

Ah, besides feeling the adrenaline rush and thinking about anime tiddies, my head went to so many different places. I spent about an hour thinking about middle school, for no reason. I just kept remembering **** I did in the past
#2 to #1 - smartasshobo (03/29/2015) [-]
Damn look at those typos
Damn look at those typos
User avatar #5 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
Parasyte ended
Aldnoah zero ended

Started one where an octopus teacher wants to be assasinated by his students.
User avatar #87 to #5 - monoopah (03/30/2015) [-]
Tokyo ghoul ended
Durarara ended

Why do you not watch these?
User avatar #99 to #87 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
I have a thing for pussy protagonists.I hate watching them.Its an after effect after i watched Evangellion.Parasyte kept my interest because of the plot.
I will check Durarara
User avatar #126 to #99 - monoopah (03/30/2015) [-]
Wait so do you like or dislike them? The main character in Tokyo Ghoul will not be a pussy troughout the whole series, trust me . As for Durarara the 'main character' doesn't really exist. There are a ton of amazing characters and the story switches their POVs between these.
User avatar #127 to #126 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
I dislike pussy protagonists.I might return to tokyo Ghoul later on,i left it on the episode where the Strong chick kills the strong dude that kindnapped the human fiance of the bad-good ghoul that the protagonist fought at start. Sorry i dont remember names
User avatar #128 to #127 - monoopah (03/30/2015) [-]
Ahaha, I understand what part you mean (I suck with those names too). If you like reading manga, I'd highly recommend the manga on tokyo ghoul over the anime. The anime is still good, but not as good as it could've been
User avatar #129 to #128 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
Thx but i am not interested in Manga,i just find a series and watch it at nights until i get asleep.
User avatar #90 to #5 - isradam (03/30/2015) [-]
Totally should read the manga kayano has tentacles
User avatar #97 to #5 - kavtech (03/30/2015) [-]
Yona of The Dawns pretty good, you should watch it. (Although the fist season just ended.)
User avatar #101 to #97 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
I Will check it out.I found Ga-Rei Zero.If you are into extreme Drama you should check it out.
User avatar #104 to #5 - mrmask (03/30/2015) [-]
try death parade and play a game, you loose if you shed a tear.
User avatar #105 to #104 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
I am already watching it ;).i just wait for the whole season to end so i will watch it in one go.
User avatar #106 to #105 - mrmask (03/30/2015) [-]
it already ended. unfortunately, but I hope there will be a second season
User avatar #107 to #106 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
They will definetely make one.I didnt know it ended,thx for the info.I will watch the rest now
User avatar #108 to #107 - mrmask (03/30/2015) [-]
well I don't know man, from the last episode it doesn't seem so, unless they will go doctor who style.
User avatar #113 to #5 - unlucki ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I know that feel man watched Btoom! trying to find something else to watch, im not sure how to feel about the end : <
User avatar #114 to #113 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
Watch Ga-Rei Zero.
User avatar #20 to #5 - idunnolol (03/29/2015) [-]
The one you started on sucks.
User avatar #21 to #20 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
Why?Do you have any good one to propose?
User avatar #86 to #21 - monoopah (03/30/2015) [-]
I watched the series he recommended. It's fun to watch, not great but something to watch when ur bored
User avatar #102 to #86 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
Started Ga-Rei Zero.Its from 2008.If you like Gore you should watch.

From the first episode you will be "Wtf just happened..."
User avatar #22 to #21 - idunnolol (03/29/2015) [-]
Its unfunny.

I recommend this, even though I have not seen it myself: myanimelist.net/anime/23755/Nanatsu_no_Taizai
User avatar #23 to #22 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
Its unfunny for you i suppose.How can you propose something you havent seen...?

I started seeing the one you proposed and i lost interest at episode 4
User avatar #25 to #23 - idunnolol (03/29/2015) [-]
/giveup. Watch whatever, die whenever.
User avatar #26 to #25 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
You didnt try that hard anyway.Propose one that you have seen and it was good.
User avatar #78 to #38 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
No, he said good
User avatar #115 to #78 - blokrokker (03/30/2015) [-]
If you don't think it's good, clearly it's just too deep for you. There's so much subtle symbolism and...

yeah, I can't continue this, I could barely type that with a straight face.
User avatar #116 to #115 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm just kidding, Upotte is fun. Maybe I wouldn't necessarily call it good, but up until the ending it was at least fun to watch.
User avatar #122 to #116 - blokrokker (03/30/2015) [-]
I liked the vacation special :U
User avatar #27 to #26 - vortisred (03/29/2015) [-]
Terra Formars, bugs and Mars and **** .
User avatar #28 to #27 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
I have seen that.It was meh.
User avatar #6 to #5 - commoncrunch (03/29/2015) [-]
You can't say something like that and not give source, man. C'mon!
User avatar #9 to #6 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
I didnt remember the name. Tomokowatamote covered it

Ansatsu ********** (TV) (Assasination Classroom) It is fun to watch
User avatar #56 to #5 - godlydesu (03/30/2015) [-]
Read the Assassination classroom manga 2 kewl m8
#32 to #5 - fargfive (03/29/2015) [-]
Aldnoah.Zero ended last season and don't you dare try to tell me otherwise.
User avatar #33 to #32 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
The good part ended last season.The series "ended" 2 says ago
#34 to #33 - fargfive (03/29/2015) [-]
"Good" is not the word I would use. I'm still mad.
#36 to #34 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
I expected Inaho to at least become semi cyborg or "evil" because of the eye but nope.Season 2 was rushed as ****
User avatar #63 to #35 - warvolk ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Inaho should have died

I don't hate the character, but I still think he should have
User avatar #100 to #63 - indalx (03/30/2015) [-]
I agree
#117 to #32 - dudelolz (03/30/2015) [-]
It ended at episode 3 for me.   
   
That's when the Urobutcher jumped ship. He saw what was coming.
It ended at episode 3 for me.

That's when the Urobutcher jumped ship. He saw what was coming.
User avatar #18 to #7 - optimism (03/29/2015) [-]
is this supposed to be an eva parody?
User avatar #19 to #18 - tomokowatamote (03/29/2015) [-]
Think so
User avatar #29 to #7 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
Who is that man in the webm?I know its the guy that says that all anime sucks but who is he?Does he have a youtube channel or something?
User avatar #30 to #29 - omicronperseieight (03/29/2015) [-]
Its Big Man Tyrone
You pay him to say stuff
User avatar #31 to #30 - indalx (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh...thx
#15 to #7 - sushirustle (03/29/2015) [-]
Anybody have the link to his website? The one where you can order a video.
#70 - silverslash (03/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #46 - itumblr (03/30/2015) [-]
Anime is 4 Virgins & Fedora Lovers. No Alpha Has Ever Watched This Show. Follow Me, Become a Alpha.
#48 to #46 - databutt (03/30/2015) [-]
You're slipping. Tumblr would never support the term 'Alpha'.
#60 to #48 - iolith (03/30/2015) [-]
good counter
User avatar #16 - scarcrow (03/29/2015) [-]
did..did he still kill him?
User avatar #50 to #16 - memeticman (03/30/2015) [-]
No
#73 to #54 - bluelight (03/30/2015) [-]
Where is she from
Where is she from
#85 to #73 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
"she" heh
#98 to #73 - anotheroneonearth (03/30/2015) [-]
Boku no Pico this time I'm serious
User avatar #59 to #16 - andimac (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. Made him watch the last episode of something that it turned out he liked. Major spoilers bro, I'd kill him.
User avatar #12 - haruakiyama (03/29/2015) [-]
What show is this?
User avatar #41 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (03/30/2015) [-]
Wild guess: Akibaranger.
Not sure tho.
User avatar #131 to #12 - breadlen (03/30/2015) [-]
darude sandstorm
User avatar #37 to #12 - mystacheisop (03/29/2015) [-]
Gurren Lagann
User avatar #40 to #12 - abearwithagun (03/29/2015) [-]
Kamen Rider
User avatar #45 to #40 - sherlockbatman (03/30/2015) [-]
that sure narrows it down
#49 to #12 - memeticman (03/30/2015) [-]
Kamen Rider Drive
#13 to #12 - woodoo ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Boku no Pico.
User avatar #24 to #13 - colalars (03/29/2015) [-]
pico x chico if im correct
#61 - assdoreponyfucker (03/30/2015) [-]
so many autists here
so many autists here
User avatar #74 to #61 - toxicsonicboom (03/30/2015) [-]
Says the guy with that username. It would hurt to type it.
User avatar #82 to #74 - stuffinacan (03/30/2015) [-]
Im guessing you like anime .
User avatar #96 to #82 - nyangiraffe (03/30/2015) [-]
You don't need to like anime to know that guy's username says pony ****** in it.
User avatar #137 to #82 - toxicsonicboom (03/30/2015) [-]
As a matter of fact I do. Still isn't as bad as that pony ******** .
User avatar #138 to #137 - stuffinacan (03/30/2015) [-]
I agree with you a million times over, I used to watch anime sure anime has weaboos but my god the ponie **** is 10000 times worse than anime.
User avatar #140 to #138 - toxicsonicboom (03/30/2015) [-]
Thank you...At least the weeaboos fap to humans *or semi-humans such as cat eared characters or something* instead of horses. ******* . MULTICOLOURED. HORSES.
User avatar #141 to #140 - stuffinacan (03/30/2015) [-]
Exactly.
#64 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
Kamen Rider Drive. That's the series.
#47 - commoncrunch (03/30/2015) [-]
My series of choice would be Watamote. I know there's better out there, but I fully ******* empathize with Watamote.
Now that I've enjoyed the manga (still ongoing) and the anime, I could die peacefully.

I hope the studio and the creator can scrounge up enough dosh for a second season.
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User avatar #111 to #47 - dehnoobshow (03/30/2015) [-]
I cringed during Watamote. I was and still am a social outcast. And all her attempts just make me physically ill.
#120 to #47 - supercookieduster (03/30/2015) [-]
second
second
#51 to #47 - infinitereaper [OP](03/30/2015) [-]
Eh the outfit is okay but she's not ugly enough and her boobs are too big
0/10 would not a tomoko with
#52 to #51 - commoncrunch (03/30/2015) [-]
Hokay, how's this one?
#72 to #52 - bluelight (03/30/2015) [-]
Can i join
Can i join
User avatar #125 to #110 - brothergrimm (03/30/2015) [-]
Short haired asian girl..... not sure if want
User avatar #69 to #52 - infinitereaper [OP](03/30/2015) [-]
I want to **** Tomoko
User avatar #58 to #51 - kibbleking (03/30/2015) [-]
"What are these... 'animees and mangos' that you're posting on a site called... Funjunk? Should we be worried?" -ur parents lul
User avatar #71 to #58 - infinitereaper [OP](03/30/2015) [-]
FJ isn't exactly the place you go if you don't want to disappoint your parents in the first place.
User avatar #66 to #14 - winstonamora (03/30/2015) [-]
I never knew that Anime should recycled once again and rewatch it in sensible storyline, high definition and high quality. That pic makes sense.
User avatar #42 to #14 - mcstorms (03/30/2015) [-]
Anime should be recycled and watched again? ... k
#88 - demotiveman (03/30/2015) [-]
Replace &quot;Angry&quot; with &quot;Happy&quot; and then you'll get my reaction to seeing Kamen Rider on FJ.
Replace "Angry" with "Happy" and then you'll get my reaction to seeing Kamen Rider on FJ.
#68 - bloodygoodtime (03/30/2015) [-]
That's basically a summary of Gurren Lagann's ending. Fight the powah!
User avatar #4 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/29/2015) [-]
cowboy bebop ep 25-26
User avatar #57 to #4 - siveon (03/30/2015) [-]
You're gonna carry that weight.
#109 - mrbropony (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that a dick
User avatar #123 to #109 - nopenopejustnope (03/30/2015) [-]
I think thats a remote control. At least I hope it is.
#89 - oOEpicFailOo (03/30/2015) [-]
Parasyte just ended, What now?
User avatar #103 to #89 - mrmask (03/30/2015) [-]
try death parade if you want to cry
#119 to #89 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
Gintama is returning along with Fate Stay Unlimited Bladeworks and a new arc of Fairy Tail! /Happy
User avatar #91 to #89 - isradam (03/30/2015) [-]
You wait for the new Digimon.
anichart.net/spring

Arlsan looks bitchin' as well. Or Kekkai sensen. Watch/Read JOJO and Nanatsu no Taizai. There's a new season of Gatchaman Crowds coming in the summer.

All in all, we're good.
User avatar #92 to #91 - oOEpicFailOo (03/30/2015) [-]
Cheers! At least now I have something to do for the time being :')
User avatar #93 to #92 - isradam (03/30/2015) [-]
ALSO

This fall has ONEPUNCH MAN and Project K second season.
Plus every few months there's a Code Geass OVA.
User avatar #94 to #93 - oOEpicFailOo (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I've been looking at one punch man looks alright, and I went off code geass when i saw what series 3 was like, should've been left at seasons 2's end really
User avatar #136 to #94 - isradam (03/30/2015) [-]
If you're referring to the OVAS then lemme tell you it happens inbetween R1 and R2
#65 - lrojs (03/30/2015) [-]
Definitely your lie in April. That finale phenomenal.
User avatar #76 - seras (03/30/2015) [-]
I imagine that happening to me.
"Let me watch the final episode of my favourite anime before you kill me."
"Okay. What's the name of it?"
"PreCure."
".... **** ."
User avatar #79 to #76 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
One Piece
User avatar #83 to #79 - seras (03/30/2015) [-]
Well, One Piece ends one day. PreCure goes on and on and on and on and on.
#142 - laybourn (04/20/2015) [-]
What he should have said.
Let me watch the last episode of One Piece, then he will live for atleast 10 years
#132 - kirkel (03/30/2015) [-]
**kirkel used "*roll picture*"**
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This is the anime they watched that night...
#130 - kannonball (03/30/2015) [-]
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