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#6 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
**abysmalshadow rolled user NinjaKnight **
Because the fate of humanity depends on it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
no **** you.
#8 to #7 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Get in the ******* robot, NinjaKnight
#9 to #8 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
no **** you,
don't tell me what to do.
#11 to #10 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
***** .
Who the **** do you think you are?
You ain't my mom.
#12 to #11 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Come on, man.
#13 to #12 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
i haven't even watched the anime yet.
Bitch ***** .
Like i said.
you ain't my momma.
Only my momma can tell me what to do.
Ain't takin' no orders from dads.
User avatar #43 to #13 - yusay (08/04/2013) [-]
Don't let the overhype ruin it for you.
#14 to #13 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Come on, NinjaKnight. The world needs you.
The anime is largely overrated IMO, but still worth a watch.
#15 to #14 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
What does the world need me for.
I don't even know how to operate a robot.
I bet once i get into i'll ******* fail right then and there and mess everything up.
#16 to #15 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Quite the opposite. You're the only person who can resonate enough with the EVA to be able to pilot it. It's in your blood.
And I'm not kidding about the ladies.
#17 to #16 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
So i'm the only one who can operate this specific robot and it'll save the world.
+ I get 3 smoking hot babes?
Idunno... It seems tempting...
User avatar #53 to #17 - thathorse (08/04/2013) [-]
You also have a pretty good shot with some dude too.
#18 to #17 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Exactly. And it totally won't cause you to have a life-threatening existentialist crisis, if that's what you're worried about.
#19 to #18 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
Well hey,
who cares about life-threatening existentialist crisis I get to bone 3 babes.
I DO get to bone them, right?
#20 to #19 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Uhhh... yeah, sure...
Except one doesn't think about you that way and dates jerks, one is extremely tsundere, and one is virtually emotionless other than being in love with your father.
Now please get in the ******* robot.
#29 to #20 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
It really depends if you're talking the original series or Rebuild because Rei likes Shinji in Rebuild.
#39 to #29 - niketheassassin (08/04/2013) [-]
get your **** together anon
spoilers man, spoilers
User avatar #38 to #29 - haeckal (08/04/2013) [-]
Spoilers, mate!
#21 to #20 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
Oh well.
So uh.
What can I do with the robot?
#22 to #21 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Fight enormous, dangerous, and immensely powerful angel monsters who will assault you both physically and psychologically for no apparent reason. Also, just so you know, the robot is hooked up to your nervous system, so you'll feel any damage dealt to the robot on your own body.
So... are you ready to get in the robot yet?
#23 to #22 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is,
I can probably only bone 1 out of the 3 chicks,
risk my life for the whole world,
fight things that ******* what.
and feel any pain inflicted upon me?

#24 to #23 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
And all the while, your father is going to toy with your mind by making you think he'll only accept you as his son if you continue to do well, while in reality he really won't care about you either way. Have fun!
User avatar #55 to #24 - hideyowives (08/04/2013) [-]
still gives me hot bitches free rent food and a giant robot to fight things with
pretty cool dad in my opinion
if you asked rei would likely;y bang you super harrd
#34 to #24 - tacolishous (08/04/2013) [-]
You are amazing and I wanted you to have this.
#35 to #34 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
I like this one better.
#30 to #24 - fuzdohraa (08/04/2013) [-]
so i have never heard of evangelion before but because of this post i am going to watch it right now
#25 to #24 - NinjaKnight (08/03/2013) [-]

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#33 to #25 - tacolishous (08/04/2013) [-]
You are both amazing people and I wanted to give you the gift of a childhood.

(though it is perverted by some new crap that nobody likes but there's only a tiny bit of that)
#28 to #25 - ohokay (08/03/2013) [-]
You are going to love Evangelion...
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