Evangelion in a nutshell. Yes.. WELL, A DEEP 'EIAD. HAM. IT' S! ALL AWN No, TD PILOT Rf. ribit evangelion Neon genesis Shinji is a cunt
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - abysmalshadow
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**abysmalshadow rolled user NinjaKnight **
Because the fate of humanity depends on it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - NinjaKnight
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no **** you.
#8 to #7 - abysmalshadow
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Get in the ******* robot, NinjaKnight
#9 to #8 - NinjaKnight
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no **** you,
don't tell me what to do.
#10 to #9 - abysmalshadow
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#11 to #10 - NinjaKnight
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*****.
Who the **** do you think you are?
You ain't my mom.
#12 to #11 - abysmalshadow
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Come on, man.
#13 to #12 - NinjaKnight
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i haven't even watched the anime yet.
Bitch *****.
Like i said.
you ain't my momma.
Only my momma can tell me what to do.
Ain't takin' no orders from dads.
#14 to #13 - abysmalshadow
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Come on, NinjaKnight. The world needs you.
The anime is largely overrated IMO, but still worth a watch.
#15 to #14 - NinjaKnight
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What does the world need me for.
I don't even know how to operate a robot.
I bet once i get into i'll ******* fail right then and there and mess everything up.
#16 to #15 - abysmalshadow
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Quite the opposite. You're the only person who can resonate enough with the EVA to be able to pilot it. It's in your blood.
And I'm not kidding about the ladies.
#17 to #16 - NinjaKnight
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So i'm the only one who can operate this specific robot and it'll save the world.
+ I get 3 smoking hot babes?
Idunno... It seems tempting...
#18 to #17 - abysmalshadow
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Exactly. And it totally won't cause you to have a life-threatening existentialist crisis, if that's what you're worried about.
#19 to #18 - NinjaKnight
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Well hey,
who cares about life-threatening existentialist crisis I get to bone 3 babes.
I DO get to bone them, right?
#20 to #19 - abysmalshadow
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Uhhh... yeah, sure...
Except one doesn't think about you that way and dates jerks, one is extremely tsundere, and one is virtually emotionless other than being in love with your father.
AHEM.
Now please get in the ******* robot.
#21 to #20 - NinjaKnight
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Oh well.
Uhm.
So uh.
What can I do with the robot?
#22 to #21 - abysmalshadow
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Fight enormous, dangerous, and immensely powerful angel monsters who will assault you both physically and psychologically for no apparent reason. Also, just so you know, the robot is hooked up to your nervous system, so you'll feel any damage dealt to the robot on your own body.
So... are you ready to get in the robot yet?
#23 to #22 - NinjaKnight
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So what you're saying is,
I can probably only bone 1 out of the 3 chicks,
risk my life for the whole world,
fight things that ******* what.
and feel any pain inflicted upon me?

WELL HEY, NOOOOTHINGG CAN TOOTALLY GO WRONG
#24 to #23 - abysmalshadow
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Exactly!
And all the while, your father is going to toy with your mind by making you think he'll only accept you as his son if you continue to do well, while in reality he really won't care about you either way. Have fun!
#25 to #24 - NinjaKnight
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AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH

ROBOT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#28 to #25 - ohokay
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You are going to love Evangelion...
...maybe
#52 to #25 - magikarpisgod
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#33 to #25 - tacolishous
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You are both amazing people and I wanted to give you the gift of a childhood.

(though it is perverted by some new crap that nobody likes but there's only a tiny bit of that)
#69 to #25 - anon id: ff637e87
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THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT SECTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
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#34 to #24 - tacolishous
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You are amazing and I wanted you to have this.
#35 to #34 - bluemagebrilly
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I like this one better.
User avatar #55 to #24 - hideyowives
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still gives me hot bitches free rent food and a giant robot to fight things with
pretty cool dad in my opinion
if you asked rei would likely;y bang you super harrd
#30 to #24 - fuzdohraa
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so i have never heard of evangelion before but because of this post i am going to watch it right now
#29 to #20 - anon id: d8243a41
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It really depends if you're talking the original series or Rebuild because Rei likes Shinji in Rebuild.
#39 to #29 - niketheassassin
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get your **** together anon
spoilers man, spoilers
User avatar #38 to #29 - haeckal
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Spoilers, mate!
User avatar #53 to #17 - thathorse
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You also have a pretty good shot with some dude too.
User avatar #43 to #13 - yusay
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Don't let the overhype ruin it for you.
#27 - milesprowerr
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#32 - agentdoubleohio
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#31 - agentdoubleohio
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exactly
#40 - lindow
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Critical Miss can be a fairly awesome comic.

The watermark only mentions The Escapist (The site it's hosted on) so here's a link directly to it:
www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss
User avatar #4 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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This made me laugh openly. Thumb for you.
#56 - chaosnazo
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Except his mother died and then his father left him, leaving him with a feeling of being unwanted.
He also feels whatever happens to the EVA and then it/she gets shot in the head.


The comic's still funny though
User avatar #80 to #56 - donutprick
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It's about the whole ******* world...Mankind every frickin human is on it and he still thinks that emotions and sadness matter, the only thing he needs to do is to do everything in his power and get **** done or die while he is on it.

Many people would kill to be the one who will make the big one change.
It's always one for all there are no options.

but still that little admin was perfect for his role in the anime.
NGE is just perfect.
User avatar #44 - yusay
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This is a lot less funny when you notice how little it relates to the show.
User avatar #49 to #44 - neutralgray
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Or it's a lot funnier when you realize it relates greatly to the show.
User avatar #50 to #49 - yusay
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Not really. Misato takes both Shinji and Asuka in. Gendo had nothing to do with it. Along with telling Shinji to get lost later and as soon as Shinji says no, he doesn't want to pilot he immediately forgets about him and attempts to get Ayanami to do it.
User avatar #59 to #50 - blokrokker
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The attempt to get Ayanami to pilot was a pretty transparent tug at Shinji's sense of decency. It was painfully obvious that Rei was in no state to pilot, so Shinji would have felt obligated to pilot in her stead.
User avatar #77 to #59 - yusay
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It was, but as evidenced earlier in the TV show he still wholly intended to use Rei. It was just a bonus that Shinji felt pity.
#74 - lightelmo
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Evangelion in a Nutshell Vid related
User avatar #68 - blokrokker
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Would you guys recommend I watch the English dub or English sub?
User avatar #76 to #68 - Accidentalninja
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Well just watch an episode of dub, if you like the voice actors then continue watching, if you don't then watch subbed unless you're too lazy to read.
#75 to #68 - anon id: daa2b049
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dub
User avatar #72 to #68 - aerius
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sub if you value your ears.