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#12 - funpunk (11/11/2015) [-]
They say not to stick your dick in crazy, but a girl would have to be a bit crazy to be into me.
User avatar #112 to #12 - superfisherc ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
You can stick your dick in crazy, just don't but a baby in crazy.
#130 to #112 - feedix (11/12/2015) [-]
speaking from experience: no. Dont put your dick in crazy. In fact, consider your dick and crazy as both positive poles on a magnet and act accordingly ( and no, i dont mean put it in her bum instead)
#159 to #130 - dkznikolaj (11/12/2015) [-]
I had a downright crazy GF :/ She almost killed herself when i broke up (due to moving to another country for 5 years). The thing you need to do with crazy people is to help them. Even if i had to literally pin her to the ground, i made her understand.

If you cheat on crazy though... Dont come to me for help xD
User avatar #181 to #159 - moldybreadcrumb (11/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like you didn't move far enough
#183 to #181 - dkznikolaj (11/12/2015) [-]
Oh, i moved to the other side of the earth, so i cant get further away xD I took a trip over to her before i left (because... Well, lets just say she more or less FORGOT that i broke up with her after a week - I broke up with her a month before i left to travel. She just kinda... forgot that i broke up with her :I That was way more wierd then forcing her to not kill herself) , its not that she followed me across the globe though :p
User avatar #186 to #130 - enferax ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
There is just one dick sticking rule; If your dick sticks in a hornets nest don't add your balls.
User avatar #15 to #12 - aznzeus [OP](11/11/2015) [-]
Bruh..
#37 to #12 - chillybilly (11/12/2015) [-]
Don't forget the cookies
User avatar #34 - schneidend (11/12/2015) [-]
Did...she just put him in a grapple and then cum on his face?
#38 to #34 - ettne ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
yes.
#40 to #38 - schneidend (11/12/2015) [-]
My kinda girl.
#74 to #40 - cazabrow (11/12/2015) [-]
man this kinda stuff happened a lot in that anime

one time she ****** suplexed the mc, then bit off his zipper with her teeth to try blow him.
User avatar #157 to #74 - iphoneguy (11/12/2015) [-]
I would have been scared that she'd bite my dick off to be honest
User avatar #165 to #74 - kurbeh (11/12/2015) [-]
What anime is this exactly?
Sounds great.
#170 to #165 - inflatedballoon (11/12/2015) [-]
animoo is shimoneta

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i recommend if you like da nasties
User avatar #179 to #170 - kurbeh (11/12/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
User avatar #41 to #34 - chillybilly (11/12/2015) [-]
Wonderfully summed up and correct
User avatar #3 - kaminasbelt (11/11/2015) [-]
What it actually takes for a guy to know for sure that you're into him.
User avatar #106 to #3 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/12/2015) [-]
IIRC he knows, he just thinks she's nuts.

Which she is.
User avatar #27 to #3 - ltbuttstrong (11/12/2015) [-]
Oh so she is into him. Thanks, I was still a bit unsure.
#46 to #3 - Gonnafly (11/12/2015) [-]
huh what did she say?
#1 - bluslenderman (11/11/2015) [-]
The thing is, in a way I've seen people like this. Pure for most of their teen years. Then, once the find something like sex or drugs. They get hooked on that **** . Because their parents sheltered them too much.
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#173 to #133 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
"am smart"
#77 to #1 - thewhitedouche (11/12/2015) [-]
Sex and drugs are what life is about brother!
#22 to #1 - megathen (11/12/2015) [-]
I had a friend who was hardcore religious and went on about saving herself for marriage... then she got a boyfriend at 18. She started getting into bondage and buttplug-tails and she's made a bunch of money from chaturbate and private skype sessions. and yeah, her boyfriend knows about this I thought the repressed-church-girl thing was just an exaggeration until I saw it unfold before my very eyes.
#23 to #22 - bluslenderman (11/12/2015) [-]
That's exactly what I'm talking about, except it was my friend & weed
User avatar #36 to #23 - megathen (11/12/2015) [-]
What's the story behind that?
#89 to #36 - bluslenderman (11/12/2015) [-]
His mom didn't let him go out or do anything until he was 16, one day, me & him went to hang out under a highway like we always do. One of the friends was smoking a joint.
From peer pressure, he took a hit. He got hooked on it and started spending all of his money on it.
Later, his parents found out with I was at his house, & they tried to blame me for it. But, my friend cleared it up.
Once he turned 17, he knocked up some girl from 2 citys over, and now he has to pay child support.
So yeah, sheltering your kids may seem like a good idea, but it ***** them up in the long run.
User avatar #90 to #89 - boarderlinegreat (11/12/2015) [-]
Too bad, parents should teach children to be responsible, not afraid.
User avatar #91 to #90 - bluslenderman (11/12/2015) [-]
The way my brother learned is by getting ****** up on shrooms to the point where he almost died.
He hasn't touched anything since.
User avatar #93 to #91 - boarderlinegreat (11/12/2015) [-]
He was lucky. I'm glad he got a grip on himself.
I had a fair share of ****** up moments but I never did the more dangerous drugs, probably because I didn't like the thought of losing too much control.
User avatar #152 to #91 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/12/2015) [-]
you can't die from eating shrooms, silly. Unless they're the poisonous kind.
#98 to #89 - megathen (11/12/2015) [-]
That sounds a lot like most of the younger people around here; abusing drugs and teenage pregnancies. I have a friend that introduced me to the group of friends I have now. He wasn't sheltered, but his whole life is centered around weed and has been for a year or two I think. His other friends smoke weed daily and he's talked about trying cocaine and shrooms.
I have nothing against weed and I enjoy getting high more than getting drunk, but I spend months and months without it between every time I use it. I find it funny how him and his other friends are the ones always preaching about its safety, yet they're the ones who use it to the point where it gets unsafe.
User avatar #137 to #89 - infinnerty (11/12/2015) [-]
How does getting a girl knocked up in another city have anything to do with smoking weed?
#122 to #22 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
The repressed church girl crazy is a very real kinda crazy

And it's also my favorite kind of crazy.
#114 to #22 - zixixim (11/12/2015) [-]
There is a very simple explanation for this.

The formula is: K = So / F
User avatar #43 to #22 - zourch ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
damn that's terrible you should tell us her name so that we make sure to
avoid it.

vimeo.com/75999839
User avatar #44 to #43 - megathen (11/12/2015) [-]
Believe me, you'll want to avoid it. I won't show a pic because I've got a little decency, but she's no looker, that's for sure. Want a pic of her boyfriend tho? He'll make you feel better about your own appearance.
#45 to #44 - megathen (11/12/2015) [-]
idk if the thumb means you actually want a pic of him, so here you go anyway
#80 to #45 - sacredmagic (11/12/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* christ.
#47 to #45 - zourch ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
gross
User avatar #48 to #22 - shadowdoogen (11/12/2015) [-]
I feel you bro, I used to go to a church where all the girls seemed so pure. But then I found out that most of them lost their virginity before they even hit 18. **** is so ****** up.
User avatar #7 to #1 - thepizzadevourer (11/11/2015) [-]
Wait, hold up. You can be sheltered too much from drugs?

"Now today, Johnny, we're going to experience the effects of heroine!"
User avatar #13 to #7 - captanyonomus ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
It's actually a reason why some peeps want to stop the D.A.R.E program, if you get told that terrible things will happen if you smoke weed and that your life will start to go to **** and then some of your friends pick it up and nothing bad happens you get kids who start thinking that the warnings were all ******** and that it isn't worth listening to the program.
User avatar #53 to #13 - musclezglassez (11/12/2015) [-]
they really should just say if you start doing drugs you'll never have money ever again because it's expensive as ****
User avatar #11 to #7 - lathyrusvii (11/11/2015) [-]
I dunno. I grew up around drugs. I've seen firsthand what they do to destroy a life. Really, a family.

Some people, you know... they don't see that. They dabble in drugs like they're a game, because that's all they see it as. At first, anyway.

It's kind of like... some people grow up in environments that do so little to challenge them that they wind up soft. Very soft. And when the shadow of virulent things like drugs or lust winds up wafting across their life, these people can wind up stumbling really ******* hard.
User avatar #16 to #11 - thepizzadevourer (11/11/2015) [-]
>>#13 Ah, I see. Sheltered as in never frankly discussing the topic, and just being like "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?"
#20 to #16 - lathyrusvii (11/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, like that.

Weed is pretty much ******** , but alcohol raises the ante pretty fast. And then worse things follow.

Without an actual, in depth analysis of why things are unhealthy, and how quickly corrosion starts occurring after experimenting and falling for the allure... people start off on a bad foot.

And then... the trip gets bad. Heh.
#195 to #20 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
using a picture of something that is popular on the Internet for more greenies... your'e scum
User avatar #196 to #195 - lathyrusvii (11/18/2015) [-]
What, you have a bad time?
User avatar #65 to #11 - satansferret (11/12/2015) [-]
Exactly. I dabbled with E quite a bit when I was younger. After seeing people who did it more often become e-tards It was time to stop (for the most part. I do it maybe once a year now)
#92 to #7 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
**ingloriousgamer used "*roll picture*"**
**ingloriousgamer rolled image**I think he just ment, sheltered to the point where you are unaware of the existence of drugs
#28 - bunner (11/12/2015) [-]
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
User avatar #51 to #28 - thetoxicketchup (11/12/2015) [-]
Squirt is pee. That's piss.
User avatar #54 to #51 - undeadmaus (11/12/2015) [-]
No it's love juices
User avatar #55 to #54 - thetoxicketchup (11/12/2015) [-]
It's piss, I tell you!!! PIIISSS!!!
#134 to #55 - cockandballz (11/12/2015) [-]
You're piss.
User avatar #115 to #55 - tasteofanon (11/12/2015) [-]
In theory.
#147 to #28 - captchakid (11/12/2015) [-]
This is really really hot.
User avatar #32 to #28 - anonchief (11/12/2015) [-]
>b&
#35 to #28 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
#9 - tenshiro ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
stay hydrated
User avatar #29 to #9 - buddywuggle (11/12/2015) [-]
The funny thing is that this looks completely innocent if you don't know what anime it is.
User avatar #97 to #29 - putinlover ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
well what is it Don't judge me
#101 to #97 - bandetx (11/12/2015) [-]
That's not water.
User avatar #102 to #101 - putinlover ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
no ****
User avatar #105 to #102 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/12/2015) [-]
pussy juice
User avatar #150 to #105 - captchakid (11/12/2015) [-]
The best juice.
User avatar #6 - ironstorm (11/11/2015) [-]
Good ol' Anna!

Anna's Cookies - A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist
#87 to #6 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#123 to #6 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
I'd just like to point out that she's grinding down on that table with enough force to make it squeak and warp

Imagine what she could do to your pelvis.

Death by snu snu
User avatar #124 to #56 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
That was beautiful
#85 - wolfxrider (11/12/2015) [-]
This depresses me knowing that the voice actor died a little over 2 weeks ago.

TFW no more love juice and cookies
#119 to #85 - rollfourexplain (11/12/2015) [-]
What happened, do you know?
#136 to #119 - remilia (11/12/2015) [-]
**remilia used "*roll picture*"**
**remilia rolled image**

her job gave her cancer
User avatar #120 to #119 - alleksi (11/12/2015) [-]
Cancer if I remember correctly
User avatar #121 to #120 - alleksi (11/12/2015) [-]
oh it was Pneumonia
#162 to #121 - secondlawprevails (11/12/2015) [-]
Isn't pnumonia a very curable thing?
User avatar #169 to #162 - jcjohnson (11/12/2015) [-]
Yes it curable, but if you don't catch it in time you can die easily from it. I've had it before and that **** sucks.
User avatar #194 to #169 - Gonnafly (11/14/2015) [-]
Did you die?
User avatar #163 to #162 - Darianvincent (11/12/2015) [-]
I think hers was a constant thing that didn't go away. One of the last things she said was that she wanted to get married
User avatar #180 to #163 - godofsteak (11/12/2015) [-]
so she raised her own death flag
User avatar #191 to #163 - wolfxrider (11/13/2015) [-]
Jesus...
#148 to #85 - arolexion (11/12/2015) [-]
I actually wanted one of those cookies!
#70 - freedombirdman (11/12/2015) [-]
Imagine, all that water going up your nose and getting in your eyes
Cept' it's not water, and it smells like fish

on a related note, that guy must have amazing core strength to take a full on clam slam to the face and not get knocked over
#126 to #70 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
all I could think of when I hear "Clam Slam"

Come on and slam
and welcome to my clam
User avatar #2 - betars (11/11/2015) [-]
RIP Miyu Matsuki
#39 to #2 - chillybilly (11/12/2015) [-]
I had forgotten about that, too
#79 - kolya (11/12/2015) [-]
too bad Ayame is best gril
#177 to #79 - darkangeloffire (11/12/2015) [-]
Too bad your opinion is wrong
#19 - becefalus (11/12/2015) [-]
That's gross.
#111 to #19 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
Found the faggot.
#71 to #19 - sequel ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
YFW
#125 to #58 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
I've posted this before, but I have a special love for Ahegao...

Sauce?

to answer any questions: Yes I do own this phone case, yes I do use it, you can find it on alibaba using the keywords ahegao pervert phone case, its $8, and its for the galaxy note 4
User avatar #175 to #174 - nemecyst (11/12/2015) [-]
Ahegao is love, ahegao is life.
#132 to #125 - arteries (11/12/2015) [-]
I have a special hate for ahegao
more than any other ridiculous thing in hentai
;)
#160 to #132 - soyfriedbryce (11/12/2015) [-]
Bruh, gentlemans rule, you don't make fun of a mans fetish.
#59 to #58 - becefalus (11/12/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
pls
#60 to #59 - chaoticlaw (11/12/2015) [-]
pls what.
#61 to #60 - becefalus (11/12/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
what in the butt m80. frig off
#62 to #61 - chaoticlaw (11/12/2015) [-]
Butt i luv u.
#64 to #62 - becefalus (11/12/2015) [-]
I'll allow this.
luv u 2 bby cayks
User avatar #104 to #58 - rhattmann (11/12/2015) [-]
Source pls
I'm going to hell for this but i don't care
User avatar #182 to #172 - rhattmann (11/12/2015) [-]
I was talking about chaoticlaw's image
User avatar #189 to #182 - chaoticlaw (11/12/2015) [-]
That's the whole thing. It was made specifically so people would ask for source.
User avatar #190 to #189 - rhattmann (11/12/2015) [-]
God damn it.
User avatar #4 - pakalupapito (11/11/2015) [-]
Hey girl, if I swallow magnets, will i become attractive?
#17 to #4 - berserkerlord (11/11/2015) [-]
Oh yes, we have a new themed account
User avatar #88 to #4 - internetexplain (11/12/2015) [-]
I love you *****
User avatar #139 to #4 - metacobalion (11/12/2015) [-]
Now this is a themed account I can support.
#161 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
I knew this would come in handy one day.
#63 - zaffy (11/12/2015) [-]
I dont remember this scene, Was this from a bonus episode?
User avatar #67 to #63 - chuca (11/12/2015) [-]
it's one of if not the last episode. But are there bonus episodes?
User avatar #76 to #67 - zaffy (11/12/2015) [-]
I dont know, thats why I was questioning it. I dont remember that scene at all, and I definitely would if I had seen it
User avatar #116 to #76 - blazingsoul (11/12/2015) [-]
It's in one of the last episodes. I would know, I watched them all.
#75 - vermilliot (11/12/2015) [-]
Remember this, this is how true love looks like
#5 - anon (11/11/2015) [-]
#135 - affix (11/12/2015) [-]
Are her juices holy water? what the **** is with the glitter?
User avatar #140 to #135 - bonlino (11/12/2015) [-]
its how the show makes normal water and her 'love juices' seperately looking, so you know what it is.
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