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Girls und panzer, my friend.
that's the name. Girls und panzer.
Pretty nice, only issue so far is the (sorta) uneccesary german words in the subs (even though it's an english sub)
but there are subs withou it, so no fear.

I like how you can see the tracks become muddy

you scared me there, for a sec i thought episode 11 was out already

haha no not yet. i cant wait for it now though!

bitch please, is4 is master tank

E-100 laughs at your cute little tractor.

you cant be serious with that comment.. have fun penetrating my armor

Yeah, disregard that. I ran out of fuel just finding the picture.

It's funny because the Maus is the largest tank ever produced. They only made a few because it was so large. So yeah. None of you have beat me yet.

oh, i believe only one maus is produced, and im not sure about it, but i think he is now in some russian museum

no maus ever completed construction. only two maus have be documented one maus was almost complete but was destroyed by the germans to prevent its capture the other maus was only the hull. the one is russia was the destroyed one be re built

Yeah. But the best tanks in the world are the Russian IS-4. They have a big fucking barrel.

the problem with the is4 is that after each shot you had to raise the barrel to reload losing aim on your target as well and its fuel canisters being exposed

whats bad about fuel tanks being exposed? they were out of tank exposed because even if you ignite them they would just burn outside of tank and they would do no harm to the crew

Oh shit I mean't IS-7 my bad.
Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte would have been the best tank ever except it was never produced due to the fact that it was 1000 fucking tonnes.

would be an interesting fight

Or the Landkreuzer P. 1500 monster, it's a giant fucking cannon being carried by 4 massive tanks with seperate engines. I could imagine how awesome would a battle be if you had that against like 50 tanks.

sup brah

Hello.

Privet.

Oh Scheiße...

Do you know that is the second time that picture was taken, the first time the Red army soilder had his sleeve rolled up and you could see all of the watches he had looted.

Yep yep, but can't say I blame him, such is war.

No I can't blaim them either, just thought it might have been interesting.

can i join?

meh... 100MM for non sloped frontal armor would have been very easy for a M4a3E2 to match, and if upgunned with the planed 90mm.... it would have made the tiger look liek a sherman, and a sherman feared like a tiger. the american 90MM was a hell of a gun.

if they would have jsut made ONLY pz4H or G2 models...like, standardized production like we did with teh sherman... they might have been able to match our production of shermans... and sence a G2 was already getting...for lack of better words... a positive K/D ratio... it would have worked out pertty shity for old america.

German company, they build sport cars nowadays, back in WWII they built tanks like the Tiger P(orsche), but their tanks weren't succesfull. They had a strong armor and a fucking huge gun, but the engine and tracks failed too often.

i was just confused about the wrong spelling.

It wasnt really the tracks that failed.

Dr. Porsche was a bit ahead of his time. If you want to get technical he created the first hybrid armor vehicles. The Ferdinand(aka the Elephant) and the Tiger Porsche were using an electric drive on the drive wheels(hence drive cogs on the front and back) The problem was is that the Tiger P and the Ferdi were so heavy that the drive motors would overheat and light on fire. The Germans found this out the hard way during the Battle of Kursk(and it pretty much was the only way to stop the Ferdinand was to either get up to it point blank and molotov the shit out of it,or let it get stuck and kill itself)

Or just praying to whatever Deity that the Soviets had and hoping the SU-152s massive howitzer could land a shot on the thing.

The Tiger P and the Tiger H share the turret(and the turret would have been used on one of VK prototypes using the same hybrid drive) But Hitler didnt like the Tiger P as much as he did the H,and thus,the only Tiger Ps to be completed became command tanks,while the rest of the hulls became the Ferdinands.

The tracks were a missconception too, they got stuck in mud more often then other tanks that weight that much (Russian kv-2).

Did the Ferdinand have 2 engines like all the other Porsche tanks? I'm not sure right now.

I'd love to visit the Tank Museum in Bovignton, here in germany the tank museum in Munster isn't bad, but there restoration of the King Tiger and JagdPzIV arent that good :/

Merry Christmas from Germany btw :)

well,not really,the problem was is the electric motors didnt have enough torque to shovel the tank along,the Ferdinand was much heavier than the chassis could origonally handle,so it would bog down and hte engines and motors would overheat.

The Ferdinand has two engines that are air cooled just like the Tiger Porsche(all they did was slap the armored superstructure on top and add a gun)

The KV-2 had a habit of toppling over if they tried to fire it on a hill. But the KV-1/2 were quite problematic as the lighter tanks couldn't do much other than piss it off.

Merry Christmas from the states :)

Motherfuckin' Sturmtiger

The Sturmtiger and its smaller brother the Brumbar were built to knock down buildings :P Not kill tanks,but I do imagine a shell from either would seriously ruin your day.

I think I remember reading a story about a Sturmtiger obliterating 4 T-34 tanks at the same time using a single round.
Fuckin' 380mm rounds can ruin your day.

Depending on whose version you find, there's one of a pair of them knocking out an entire platoon of them in one shot from both. Were they used in combat? Probably. Were they effective? Probably. But thats if the rocket landed.

But I wouldn't want to crew either the Brummbar or the Sturmtiger. They were heavy demolitions tanks,like the Churchill AVRE.

What about a 600mm mortar that couldn't move faster than a few kilometers per hour?

Well,Id feel bad for the poor saps under that shell.

I just think Hitler was overcompensating.

Ya know those weren't the heaviest trainborn cannons...
Schwerer Gustav, rode on twin train tracks and had a caliber of 800mm.
Gotta have those supergigantic cannons.

Yeah I couldnt think of the name and I just grabbed the Paris gun.

Hitler was overcompensating for a very tiny penis I guess.

Still,such a logistical nightmare these things must have been :/

They had to build the traintracks they rode on just to get them to the frontline.
Where they were only used very few times, firing at the Maginot-Line for example.

It's not just German tanks, there is also:
Russian, American, Japanese, French and British tank in Girls Und Panzers

well,the Tiger P was still completed(several at least) and they were turned into command tanks. It is unknown what has happened to any of the Tiger P tanks. If they have survived,they are hiding pretty goddamned well.