Attack On Smaug. . THE DEFINING CHAPTER CC) 2014. SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER Attack On Smaug THE DEFINING CHAPTER CC) 2014 SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR DIE JAGER
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mystacheisop
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SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
#16 to #1 - anon id: a864309d
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They are the food and we are the...What?

Thanks, duolingo.
#36 to #16 - shadowgandalf
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They are the food, and we are the hunters
User avatar #20 to #16 - tarantallegra
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Jäger=hunter
#176 to #1 - anon id: b5779f09
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German here, it's actually "Seid ihr das Essen?", "Nein, wir sind der Jäger!"

Are you the prey/food? No, we are the hunters!
User avatar #14 to #1 - huszti
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*JÄGER
#239 to #14 - ooorga [OP]
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So we're all Gypsy Danger? Awesome.
User avatar #45 to #1 - madzombiie
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*flute solo*
#130 to #45 - unfitninjuh
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User avatar #6 - exceeding
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Looks like Riften is on fire again
User avatar #8 to #6 - Dincorta
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What is it? Dragons?
#2 - anon id: 148f2c35
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The guys who havent read the book are gonna be really disappointed when smaug dies in like 5 seconds.
#5 to #2 - itscometothis
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Nah, if you look and how he made the first two fims out of the first 2/3 of the book... Pretty sure battle with smaug is gonna take an hour and then ***** gonna be tight for 30 minutes then the battle of the 5 armies takes another hour
#7 to #2 - anon id: 2d37738f
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Considering how closely the films have stayed true to the original book so far, I wouldn't be surprised to see the dwarves build a ******* Jaeger out of spare pots and pans lying around Dale, stomp over to Smaug and hit him with a boat sword.
Considering how closely the films have stayed true to the original book so far, I wouldn't be surprised to see the dwarves build a ******* Jaeger out of spare pots and pans lying around Dale, stomp over to Smaug and hit him with a boat sword.
User avatar #31 to #7 - logicstrike
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thesse movies aren't so much the Hobbit as they are Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings victory lap
#27 to #7 - thechosentroll
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That would be ******* awesome.
#25 to #7 - LOLWUTS
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I would so watch that
User avatar #203 to #7 - toddingram
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>implying people wouldn't watch that
#162 to #7 - drakevil
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#62 to #7 - angryninja
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This guy
This guy
#49 to #7 - theruse
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Oh for ***** sake, they're not that bad.
User avatar #38 to #7 - angelious
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there is going to be some jack sparrow **** going around before smaugh dies thou....judging by how the movies have done their action in the past
User avatar #189 to #7 - thismustbeseen
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That's what I'm hoping for.
#179 to #7 - shatt
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didnt they **** up the part where bilbo talks to smaug as well? like he was invisible with the ring and hidden behind a wall but in the movie he was just staring smaug right in the face chatting with him like old buddies
User avatar #47 to #7 - venegal
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Obviously that is not going to happen...but a part of me would love to see that.
#171 to #2 - markonj
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Why did this get -50 thumbs?
He's right. Or something like in comment #7 happens
User avatar #3 to #2 - failtolawl
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yea but remember there is gonna be like an hour of plot fluff, who knows, maybe the battle is gonna happen whille smaug dies.
User avatar #4 to #2 - moistnuggests
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I've been reading the book and just now got past the battle with Smaug but its what happens after that really interests me. The next few chapters are ****** up in all sorts of bad ways. Plus Gandalf out of ******* nowhere...

The differences between the book and the movie is almost night and day so how the battle goes is anyone's guess, they might make the battle a ******* hour long and leave the rest for another movie (I hope not). Still Smaug did basically annihilate the village so we can expect a huge amount of fire and death and carnage.
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#39 - zaggystirdust
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I had recently finished the book and just watched Desolation of Smaug yesterday.   
   
The movie barely even stayed on the same path as the book, like they just took the characters and placed them in another story; however, it was a pretty interesting movie that was good in it's own way, same with Unexpected Journey.   
   
My only issue was that they didn't just try and make nods to the lotr trilogy, they pretty much winked, nudged, push, and punched it in the film. I wanted to watch The Hobbit, not Lord of the Rings the prequels.   
 we ******* get it, Peter
I had recently finished the book and just watched Desolation of Smaug yesterday.

The movie barely even stayed on the same path as the book, like they just took the characters and placed them in another story; however, it was a pretty interesting movie that was good in it's own way, same with Unexpected Journey.

My only issue was that they didn't just try and make nods to the lotr trilogy, they pretty much winked, nudged, push, and punched it in the film. I wanted to watch The Hobbit, not Lord of the Rings the prequels.
we ******* get it, Peter
User avatar #48 to #39 - numbertwozeldafan
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"Recently finished the book"

It's a ******* kids book. Nobody goes around saying "I recently finished 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', you wank."
User avatar #50 to #48 - zaggystirdust
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just recently finished your comment
#159 to #50 - selfdenyingbeggar
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nice
#51 to #50 - numbertwozeldafan
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You and I, we're going to fight.
You and I, we're going to fight.
#52 to #51 - zaggystirdust
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I'll deal with you after class
I'll deal with you after class
#53 to #52 - numbertwozeldafan
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I'll see you in the pit, Bitch
#54 to #53 - zaggystirdust
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I asked for a refund so I've got an extra hour

which is 59 more minutes than I need to rub some whoop ass on your supple smooth skin, faggot
#55 to #54 - numbertwozeldafan
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You got the extra hour because they couldn't refund the beating I'm about to give you
You got the extra hour because they couldn't refund the beating I'm about to give you
#56 to #55 - zaggystirdust
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bitch you better get ready for my hidden attack
bitch you better get ready for my hidden attack
#174 to #56 - warzon
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One more thing.
Dogs not allowed in ball pit.
User avatar #110 to #39 - headharvest
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Tolkien had said that after he wrote the lord of the rings that he wanted to go back and revise the hobbit in a much darker tone while connecting it back to Lotr, but his publicist was against it. The Jackson hobbit films are trying for this hypothetical version using Tolkien's notes over the actual book, whether it was a good idea or not, we will have to wait for the last film.
User avatar #195 to #110 - MrDeadiron
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That is such a bunch of ********. Barrel riding and glowing elves were not part of his notes.
User avatar #198 to #195 - headharvest
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no those happen to be in the actual book
User avatar #199 to #198 - MrDeadiron
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Obviously the barrel riding was, but not the ridiculous 360 noscope spinning ********, and neither was glowing elf you should go reread it.
User avatar #204 to #199 - headharvest
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Every good story deserves to be embellished
User avatar #205 to #204 - MrDeadiron
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No, not when it detracts from the story and serves nothing.
User avatar #206 to #205 - headharvest
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detracts how
User avatar #207 to #206 - MrDeadiron
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You can't be serious.
User avatar #208 to #207 - headharvest
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lets say that i am, tell me how
User avatar #210 to #208 - MrDeadiron
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The Lord of the Rings books and movies set a tune and so does the Hobbit and these ridiculous scenes break and add nothing, they make it seem almost like a bad kids movie.
User avatar #212 to #210 - headharvest
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i agree
User avatar #41 to #39 - jarofdirt
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Sauce on gif?
User avatar #42 to #39 - kwanzalord
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I agree, they should have just made a new movie series (not having to do with LOTR universe)
They maybe could have created a large fan base with it.
User avatar #44 to #39 - elgolas
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As a tribute to the book the films are **** and the story line is complete crap. But saying that as films they are very good very reminiscent to the lotr trilogy
User avatar #194 to #39 - MrDeadiron
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I actually felt embarrassed after seeing Desolation of Smaug.
#147 - jackflapper
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I was disappointed with the direction  Peter Jackson took for the Desolation of Smaug. Originally I was gung-ho as one could be for it. Another adventure in middle-earth, spanned over three years?! That brought me so much joy you couldn't even imagine. The first was great, nearly spot on to the book (as much as a movie could be). When I heard Evangeline Lilly was coming in to play a warrior elf chick (not in book) in the next one, It didn't really bother me. Than I went and saw it, and what they did with her. A romantic interest to to a dwarf. I just remember sitting on the edge of my seat, not in suspense, but in sheer cringeworthyness. In the deepest recesses of my mind I couldn't have ******* fathomed that possibility. They also dragged the **** out of this one, to the point of being ridiculous. Not to mention the subtle changes of characters and traits that baffled me to no end. I adore the LOTR universe, and everything based on it.  I was prepared to love the hobbit just as much as the trilogy. Now I can't say I'm even looking forward to the battle of the five armies.    
   
Sorry for going on a rant. I just had to get that off my chest.
I was disappointed with the direction Peter Jackson took for the Desolation of Smaug. Originally I was gung-ho as one could be for it. Another adventure in middle-earth, spanned over three years?! That brought me so much joy you couldn't even imagine. The first was great, nearly spot on to the book (as much as a movie could be). When I heard Evangeline Lilly was coming in to play a warrior elf chick (not in book) in the next one, It didn't really bother me. Than I went and saw it, and what they did with her. A romantic interest to to a dwarf. I just remember sitting on the edge of my seat, not in suspense, but in sheer cringeworthyness. In the deepest recesses of my mind I couldn't have ******* fathomed that possibility. They also dragged the **** out of this one, to the point of being ridiculous. Not to mention the subtle changes of characters and traits that baffled me to no end. I adore the LOTR universe, and everything based on it. I was prepared to love the hobbit just as much as the trilogy. Now I can't say I'm even looking forward to the battle of the five armies.

Sorry for going on a rant. I just had to get that off my chest.
User avatar #200 to #147 - liamdurf
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I was pretty mad that Beorn went from the big role he had to about 2 minutes of screen time.
User avatar #177 to #147 - brutusantony
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the only reason i sat through the entirety of the second movie was just to see how bad the ending would be...i hated the whole thing...basically took the book and fisted it
#193 to #147 - MrDeadiron
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Seriously I gave up after seeing the barrel ride scene and then burst out laughing at Orlando Bloom and finally crying at the glowing elf.
#166 to #147 - scg
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was disappointed.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was disappointed.
User avatar #23 - qun
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who fed shyvana?
#29 to #23 - anon id: ff8f5003
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Thats Dragon Knight bitch
User avatar #33 to #29 - sladee
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Clearly a wyverm so that aint Davion
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#188 - spelt
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Only thing that bothers me is that they made Smaug a wyvern in the films.
#201 to #188 - klina
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Yes because dragons and wyverns are actual creatures and they have been officially categorised by kingdom, class, order, sub order etc.
User avatar #209 to #201 - popnotes
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***** you have no idea what territory you're stepping in right now
User avatar #214 to #201 - lorddarkskull
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Cool. My unicorn is a seventeen legged blob with a different number of toes on each foot, 24 heads that all breathe fire except one, 35 wings of different sizes and feathering consistency, and zero horns. And you can't say it isn't a unicorn because unicorns don't actually exist.
User avatar #190 to #188 - mondamini
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Varies with universe? Skyrim dragons? Wyvern=Drake?
User avatar #192 to #188 - jokeface
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I thought wyverns were just a sub-class of dragons?
User avatar #225 to #188 - leglesslegolegolas
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That would mean none of the dragons in Skyrim are dragons
#182 - auesis
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I guess I'm one of the 3 or 4 people that loves these movies, then, judging by these comments.   
   
I really don't give a **** if they don't follow the book. I've enjoyed the **** out of them as they are. If I want to experience the book, I'll go and read the book again. No movie on earth would ever beat the imagery conjured in my head while reading the novel versions of a series, so I just enjoy adaptations for what they are.
I guess I'm one of the 3 or 4 people that loves these movies, then, judging by these comments.

I really don't give a **** if they don't follow the book. I've enjoyed the **** out of them as they are. If I want to experience the book, I'll go and read the book again. No movie on earth would ever beat the imagery conjured in my head while reading the novel versions of a series, so I just enjoy adaptations for what they are.
User avatar #191 to #182 - MrDeadiron
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I don't care if they don't follow the books because they're still ****.
User avatar #183 to #182 - lucianolp
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**** the books
User avatar #226 to #182 - leglesslegolegolas
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To be fair a few of the commenters here are just agreeing with the common opinion to fit in. It's a common thing here. I for one feel that they followed the book a little too much, in that they added a whole bunch of expanded universe stuff. I for one like the Hobbit movies.
User avatar #231 to #226 - MrDeadiron
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Have you even read the books?
User avatar #232 to #231 - leglesslegolegolas
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I've read the entirety of The Hobbit and the first quarter of Fellowship, and the beginning of Two Towers and Return of the King. I haven't noticed anything missing in The Hobbit movies, only extra stuff. Also

>I don't care if they don't follow the books because they're still ****.
Then why are you asking me if I've read the books
Are you just looking for reasons to hate the movies
User avatar #233 to #232 - MrDeadiron
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Your logic is so flawed it's funny. They changed stupid stuff like the black arrow and the death of several dwarves, the idiotic elf dwarf romance, the poor plot fowarding, and general all around poor execution of the films. My point about them not having to follow the books stands if the films at least did what they were doing well. I mean Radagast on the sled with rabbits...come on.
User avatar #234 to #233 - leglesslegolegolas
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>black arrow
I'm assuming you're referring to the big arrow that was used against dragons? Unchanged.
>the death of several dwarves
None of the dwarves have died yet
>the idiotic elf dwarf romance
Opinions man, don't be that guy that believes his opinions are universal fact
>the poor plot fowarding
lolwut
>poor execution
I repeat, lolwut
User avatar #235 to #234 - MrDeadiron
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It was AN ARROW not a BALISTA in the books so yea it was changed.
In the books they have died at this point.
So yours are?

Yea you have no idea what good writing is and you've made that clear enough. I'm done with you.
User avatar #236 to #235 - leglesslegolegolas
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The **** you talkin bout lol you're not even making any sense

It sounds to me like you mad cause someone disagrees with you

Also who the flying **** cares about something as tiny as how an arrow is fired, are you some sort of superdork or something? Gonna cry about it on the internet because a film adaptation isn't a carbon copy word for word of a book? WAHHHH BOOKS R DED BCUZ THEY DIDN'T FIRE THE ARROW THE WAY I WANTED ON THAT ONE SCENE NOBODY KNOWS GOOD WRITING I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
#61 - samaramidnight
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Khem...
User avatar #65 to #61 - gentlehamm
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i honestly think that will turn out horrible
User avatar #67 to #65 - samaramidnight
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Like in all movies, they will try to hide the bad scenario with a lot of special effects...
Anyway, I'm going there just for the dragon, it looks frigging cool!
User avatar #202 to #61 - skittlesinexcess
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The Colossal Titan looks like a draugr from Skyrim.
User avatar #185 to #61 - lucianolp
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Holy **** what movie starts production 4 years before release?
User avatar #240 to #185 - samaramidnight
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I think it's just a fan made poster xD
User avatar #66 to #61 - alphavsomega
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Why is the 3d Maneuver Gear lighting up?
User avatar #167 to #66 - bouazizforever
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Cause that's cool as hell.
User avatar #169 to #167 - alphavsomega
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yeah.... it is...
User avatar #68 to #66 - samaramidnight
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From hell should I know? It was a random poster in google...
User avatar #69 to #68 - alphavsomega
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In the animu/mango there is no technology. Just kind of modernized steampunk.
User avatar #71 to #69 - samaramidnight
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Well, the person who made this clearly wanted to make it look cooler... I see nothing bad in it...
User avatar #74 to #71 - alphavsomega
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If you followed the story you would.
User avatar #80 to #74 - samaramidnight
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I saw the anime and read the manga.
If somebody wants to make it look cooler visualy, why it should be my problem?
And why to make such a fuss about it?
Don't you have anything better to do than critise everything?xD
User avatar #82 to #80 - alphavsomega
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It just doesn't.... feel right.

And no I don't
User avatar #84 to #82 - samaramidnight
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Nobody. Cares. ^w^
User avatar #86 to #84 - alphavsomega
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I just want senpai to notice me.
User avatar #88 to #86 - samaramidnight
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That joke is getting old...
User avatar #90 to #88 - alphavsomega
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I know
User avatar #92 to #90 - samaramidnight
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So why use it?
User avatar #178 to #92 - alphavsomega
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idk man
#160 to #92 - selfdenyingbeggar
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now you're the one criticizing
User avatar #161 to #160 - samaramidnight
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No, I'm not xD
I'm just asking xDD
User avatar #115 - anotherhaloguy
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I'm looking forward to this film and honestly don't care about it not being the same as the book