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#99
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones.
You faggots like to fantasize about a girl looking beyond your disgusting selves and taking the first step and kissing you (Because you are Beta ***** and you will never take the first step like Alpha Males)
But that will never happen because girls don't like Beta pussies. The only girlfriend you Beta pussies will get is your right hand.
And like any Alpha Male with a bangin' hot girl, I will thumb down this post. lol
#251
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anon
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oh puh-lease, that alpha beta ******** is just moronic. if i believed in this stupidity ( which is unlikely ) i think a true alpha would respect others regardless of hierarchy.
#249
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anon
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(12/30/2014)
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not sure if trolling or just a condescending douche.
#194
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braviary
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(08/10/2012)
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An 'alpha male'. On funnyjunk.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
#217
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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That's the truth beta ****.
Few of us, unlike you, are actually dating human girlfriends. And you are dating your right hand; that's as far as girlfriend you will ever go. lol
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#216
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anon
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lol, butt-hurt user.
#138
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gravediggernalk
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(08/10/2012)
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Oh look, a normalfag
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ascendedwings
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#243
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amonymousanonymous
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#139
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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lol beta fag, go ask your
right hand
"girlfriend" for a hand job. Maybe you feel better about yourself afterwards.
And read my reply to jimmithebird, not gonna post the **** twice.
#253
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anon
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If I would be in front of you, I would bite you so hard you would bleed. Since you believe in that alpha/beta bullsh*t, might as well give you a taste of it.
#254
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anon
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Calm down,Anon brother. While I understand your anger, I wouldn't do what you suggest here, we are not beasts like him.
#120
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jimmithebird
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Am I the only only laughing at the fact that somebody hiding behind the anon smokescreen is calling other people beta? Maybe its just me but i feel like a real alpha would allow there name to be seen and take pride in the red thumbs anyway good show your terrible attempt at trolling made my night :D
#137
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anon
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OR. . . MAYBE. . . JUST HEAR ME OUT. . . MAYBE,
I am a ******* anon!
So what, you think I'm a user commenting as anon? Why the **** would I do such pathetic ****? Thumbs?!! Honestly, it's so depressing seeing people care about these pieces of ****.
I just can't this ******** serious enough to sign up for an account.
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#222
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anon
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Well excuse me if I enjoy reading comments of beta fags such as yourself raging at a leading Alpha Male such as myself.
Why do you think the Alpha Males in schools like to make fun of the beta nerds? It's fun! Same reason why I check back on the comments.
#250
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anon
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-_- ..... you're just a douche, alright.
#168
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chezburgadominator
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(08/10/2012)
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**chezburgadominator rolls 42**
Ty for the laugh.
#141
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jimmithebird
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(08/10/2012)
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pic related its the only thing i can think of when i see your comments xD
#145
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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Go ahead and change the subject beta fag.
I just wanted to clear that only retards care about thumbs.
#152
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jimmithebird
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(08/10/2012)
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You are definitely right there only ******** care about thumbs that being said why did you care so much that people thumbed this picture up in the first place? :3
#161
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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You missed the point you ********.
Oh my god you're so dumb. Do I really have to rephrase my comment to you?
What are you, 6-years-old?
Fine, here's my first statement "rephrased" :
This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones. = Only Forever Alones like this kind of posts.
It's not about the thumbs for me.
Damn you're really dumb if you didn't understand that.
#121
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jimmithebird
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(08/10/2012)
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Their* how careless of me :P
#102
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tgaffney
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(08/10/2012)
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Please don't feed the troll people...
#103
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morstactica
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(08/10/2012)
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Oh god man, oh ****, oh ****... Some guy said I won't get a girl because I found this funny. Better ******* an hero.
#105
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anon
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Bitch please. There's nothing funny or entertaining about this dumb post, but I guess all of you desperate virgins say that about these posts.
And I understand, it gives you hope: hope that you will one day live a very sensual and romantic life. . . Too bad that this is a false hope. Ergo it's
FOREVER
Alone.
#170
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chezburgadominator
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**chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in
comment #5
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Warning, Ponies
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It's a site about funny puns, the post makes fun of how some anime logic(or in this case doujinshi logic) is played out. It has nothing to do with their lives outside of FJ. I also don't see anyone going "why can't anyone see past my looks" nor do I know how you know how they all look. The reason everyone is hating on you with the "anon" excuse is because you're being a coward and using an anon acc instead of an actual acc(identity). It just makes YOU look like the person with girl problems inrl when you come on here and start swearing every two syllables as if you know how to get every lady in the world.
#219
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anon
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71e54409
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(08/10/2012)
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TL;DR
You're still and insecure beta boy fag dating his right hand
#107
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morstactica
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(08/10/2012)
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>MFW I have a girlfriend
>MFW I don't give a **** about you Anon
>MFW It was funny because that wouldn't ever happen, hence the title.
#110
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anon
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>My video game when "I have a girlfriend"
lol, stupid beta boys
#178
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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hate to bust your bubble but its "my face when" obvious troll
#218
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anon
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71e54409
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(08/10/2012)
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Yes because my face is a video game.
what a retarded beta-boy XD
#112
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morstactica
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(08/10/2012)
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Oh man, I'm so mad.
Blow me anon.
#114
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anon
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71e54409
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(08/10/2012)
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Mad or not, I couldn't care less. But I would prefer it if you weren't mad; angry beta boys get annoying.
#126
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anon
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f2782aac
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(08/10/2012)
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Damn it beta anon, shut up. You're giving us anons a bad name.
#252
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anon
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e1cdff1c
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No, I consider myself a real Anon, and YOU are a disgrace to the anons and to the entire human race in general
#116
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anon
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(08/10/2012)
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Sup faggot , now stfu ******)
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