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    #99 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones.   
   
You faggots like to fantasize about a girl looking beyond your disgusting selves and taking the first step and kissing you (Because you are Beta ***** and you will never take the first step like Alpha Males)   
But that will never happen because girls don't like Beta pussies. The only girlfriend you Beta pussies will get is your right hand.   
   
And like any Alpha Male with a bangin' hot girl, I will thumb down this post. lol
    This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones.

    You faggots like to fantasize about a girl looking beyond your disgusting selves and taking the first step and kissing you (Because you are Beta ***** and you will never take the first step like Alpha Males)
    But that will never happen because girls don't like Beta pussies. The only girlfriend you Beta pussies will get is your right hand.

    And like any Alpha Male with a bangin' hot girl, I will thumb down this post. lol

    #251 to #99 - anon id: d226a33f
    Reply0
    (12/30/2014)[-]
    oh puh-lease, that alpha beta ******** is just moronic. if i believed in this stupidity ( which is unlikely ) i think a true alpha would respect others regardless of hierarchy.
    #249 to #99 - anon id: d226a33f
    Reply0
    (12/30/2014)[-]
    not sure if trolling or just a condescending douche.
    #194 to #99 - braviary
    Reply+2
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    An 'alpha male'. On funnyjunk.    
   
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
    An 'alpha male'. On funnyjunk.

    Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
    #217 to #194 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    That's the truth beta ****.   
Few of us, unlike you, are actually dating human girlfriends. And you are dating your right hand; that's as far as girlfriend you will ever go. lol
    That's the truth beta ****.
    Few of us, unlike you, are actually dating human girlfriends. And you are dating your right hand; that's as far as girlfriend you will ever go. lol
    #167 to #99 - russianbro
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    #216 to #167 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    lol, butt-hurt user.
    lol, butt-hurt user.
    #138 to #99 - gravediggernalk
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Oh look, a normalfag
    Oh look, a normalfag
    #124 to #99 - ascendedwings
    Reply+13
    (08/10/2012)[-]
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    #243 to #124 - amonymousanonymous [OP]
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    (08/11/2012)[-]
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    #139 to #124 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    lol beta fag, go ask your right hand "girlfriend" for a hand job. Maybe you feel better about yourself afterwards.   
   
And read my reply to jimmithebird, not gonna post the **** twice.
    lol beta fag, go ask your right hand "girlfriend" for a hand job. Maybe you feel better about yourself afterwards.

    And read my reply to jimmithebird, not gonna post the **** twice.
    #253 to #139 - anon id: 5991c24f
    Reply0
    (06/14/2015)[-]
    If I would be in front of you, I would bite you so hard you would bleed. Since you believe in that alpha/beta bullsh*t, might as well give you a taste of it.
    #254 to #253 - anon id: 49e38bce
    Reply0
    (09/25/2015)[-]
    Calm down,Anon brother. While I understand your anger, I wouldn't do what you suggest here, we are not beasts like him.
    #120 to #99 - jimmithebird
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Am I the only only laughing at the fact that somebody hiding behind the anon smokescreen is calling other people beta? Maybe its just me but i feel like a real alpha would allow there name to be seen and take pride in the red thumbs anyway good show your terrible attempt at trolling made my night :D
    #137 to #120 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    OR. . . MAYBE. . . JUST HEAR ME OUT. . . MAYBE, I am a ******* anon!   
   
So what, you think I'm a user commenting as anon? Why the **** would I do such pathetic ****? Thumbs?!! Honestly, it's so depressing seeing people care about these pieces of ****.   
   
I just can't this ******** serious enough to sign up for an account.
    OR. . . MAYBE. . . JUST HEAR ME OUT. . . MAYBE, I am a ******* anon!

    So what, you think I'm a user commenting as anon? Why the **** would I do such pathetic ****? Thumbs?!! Honestly, it's so depressing seeing people care about these pieces of ****.

    I just can't this ******** serious enough to sign up for an account.
    #204 to #137 - ragefail**User deleted account**
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    #222 to #204 - anon id: 71e54409
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    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Well excuse me if I enjoy reading comments of beta fags such as yourself raging at a leading Alpha Male such as myself.   
   
Why do you think the Alpha Males in schools like to make fun of the beta nerds? It's fun! Same reason why I check back on the comments.
    Well excuse me if I enjoy reading comments of beta fags such as yourself raging at a leading Alpha Male such as myself.

    Why do you think the Alpha Males in schools like to make fun of the beta nerds? It's fun! Same reason why I check back on the comments.
    #250 to #222 - anon id: d226a33f
    Reply0
    (12/30/2014)[-]
    -_- ..... you're just a douche, alright.
    #168 to #137 - chezburgadominator
    Reply-3
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    **chezburgadominator rolls 42** Ty for the laugh.
    **chezburgadominator rolls 42** Ty for the laugh.
    #141 to #137 - jimmithebird
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    pic related its the only thing i can think of when i see your comments xD
    pic related its the only thing i can think of when i see your comments xD
    #145 to #141 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Go ahead and change the subject beta fag.   
   
I just wanted to clear that only retards care about thumbs.
    Go ahead and change the subject beta fag.

    I just wanted to clear that only retards care about thumbs.
    #152 to #145 - jimmithebird
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    You are definitely right there only ******** care about thumbs that being said why did you care so much that people thumbed this picture up in the first place? :3
    #161 to #152 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    You missed the point you ********.   
Oh my god you're so dumb. Do I really have to rephrase my comment to you?   
What are you, 6-years-old?   
Fine, here's my first statement "rephrased" :   
   
This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones. = Only Forever Alones like this kind of posts.   
   
It's not about the thumbs for me.   
Damn you're really dumb if you didn't understand that.
    You missed the point you ********.
    Oh my god you're so dumb. Do I really have to rephrase my comment to you?
    What are you, 6-years-old?
    Fine, here's my first statement "rephrased" :

    This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones. = Only Forever Alones like this kind of posts.

    It's not about the thumbs for me.
    Damn you're really dumb if you didn't understand that.
    #121 to #120 - jimmithebird
    Reply-1
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Their* how careless of me :P
    #102 to #99 - tgaffney
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Please don't feed the troll people...
    #103 to #99 - morstactica
    Reply+13
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Oh god man, oh ****, oh ****... Some guy said I won't get a girl because I found this funny. Better ******* an hero.
    Oh god man, oh ****, oh ****... Some guy said I won't get a girl because I found this funny. Better ******* an hero.

    #105 to #103 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Bitch please. There's nothing funny or entertaining about this dumb post, but I guess all of you desperate virgins say that about these posts.   
   
And I understand, it gives you hope: hope that you will one day live a very sensual and romantic life. . . Too bad that this is a false hope. Ergo it's FOREVER Alone.
    Bitch please. There's nothing funny or entertaining about this dumb post, but I guess all of you desperate virgins say that about these posts.

    And I understand, it gives you hope: hope that you will one day live a very sensual and romantic life. . . Too bad that this is a false hope. Ergo it's FOREVER Alone.
    #170 to #105 - chezburgadominator
    Reply-2
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    **chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Warning, Ponies ** It's a site about funny puns, the post makes fun of how some anime logic(or in this case doujinshi logic) is played out. It has nothing to do with their lives outside of FJ. I also don't see anyone going "why can't anyone see past my looks" nor do I know how you know how they all look. The reason everyone is hating on you with the "anon" excuse is because you're being a coward and using an anon acc instead of an actual acc(identity). It just makes YOU look like the person with girl problems inrl when you come on here and start swearing every two syllables as if you know how to get every lady in the world.
    **chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Warning, Ponies ** It's a site about funny puns, the post makes fun of how some anime logic(or in this case doujinshi logic) is played out. It has nothing to do with their lives outside of FJ. I also don't see anyone going "why can't anyone see past my looks" nor do I know how you know how they all look. The reason everyone is hating on you with the "anon" excuse is because you're being a coward and using an anon acc instead of an actual acc(identity). It just makes YOU look like the person with girl problems inrl when you come on here and start swearing every two syllables as if you know how to get every lady in the world.
    #219 to #170 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    TL;DR   
You're still and insecure beta boy fag dating his right hand
    TL;DR
    You're still and insecure beta boy fag dating his right hand
    #107 to #105 - morstactica
    Reply+8
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    >MFW I have a girlfriend   
>MFW I don't give a **** about you Anon   
>MFW It was funny because that wouldn't ever happen, hence the title.
    >MFW I have a girlfriend
    >MFW I don't give a **** about you Anon
    >MFW It was funny because that wouldn't ever happen, hence the title.
    #110 to #107 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    >My video game when "I have a girlfriend"   
   
   
lol, stupid beta boys
    >My video game when "I have a girlfriend"


    lol, stupid beta boys
    #178 to #110 - anon id: 0596c1ea
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    hate to bust your bubble but its "my face when" obvious troll
    #218 to #178 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Yes because my face is a video game.   
   
what a retarded beta-boy XD
    Yes because my face is a video game.

    what a retarded beta-boy XD
    #112 to #110 - morstactica
    Reply+1
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Oh man, I'm so mad.   
   
   
Blow me anon.
    Oh man, I'm so mad.


    Blow me anon.
    #114 to #112 - anon id: 71e54409
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Mad or not, I couldn't care less. But I would prefer it if you weren't mad; angry beta boys get annoying.
    Mad or not, I couldn't care less. But I would prefer it if you weren't mad; angry beta boys get annoying.
    #126 to #114 - anon id: f2782aac
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Damn it beta anon, shut up. You're giving us anons a bad name.
    #252 to #126 - anon id: e1cdff1c
    Reply0
    (03/25/2015)[-]
    No, I consider myself a real Anon, and YOU are a disgrace to the anons and to the entire human race in general
    No, I consider myself a real Anon, and YOU are a disgrace to the anons and to the entire human race in general
    #116 to #114 - anon id: 4f1af497
    Reply0
    (08/10/2012)[-]
    Sup faggot , now stfu ******)
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