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#99 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones.

You faggots like to fantasize about a girl looking beyond your disgusting selves and taking the first step and kissing you (Because you are Beta fucks and you will never take the first step like Alpha Males)
But that will never happen because girls don't like Beta pussies. The only girlfriend you Beta pussies will get is your right hand.

And like any Alpha Male with a bangin' hot girl, I will thumb down this post. lol

#194 to #99 - braviary (08/10/2012) [-]
An 'alpha male'. On funnyjunk.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
#217 to #194 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
That's the truth beta fuck.
Few of us, unlike you, are actually dating human girlfriends. And you are dating your right hand; that's as far as girlfriend you will ever go. lol
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#167 to #99 - russianbro has deleted their comment [-]
#216 to #167 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
lol, butt-hurt user.
#138 to #99 - gravediggernalk (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh look, a normalfag
#142 to #128 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
You got that right.   
Lonely virgins should grow some thicker skin. I wasn't even trying to upset anyone and they flipped shit at me XD
You got that right.
Lonely virgins should grow some thicker skin. I wasn't even trying to upset anyone and they flipped shit at me XD
#139 to #124 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
lol beta fag, go ask your right hand "girlfriend" for a hand job. Maybe you feel better about yourself afterwards.

And read my reply to jimmithebird, not gonna post the shit twice.
#120 to #99 - jimmithebird (08/10/2012) [-]
Am I the only only laughing at the fact that somebody hiding behind the anon smokescreen is calling other people beta? Maybe its just me but i feel like a real alpha would allow there name to be seen and take pride in the red thumbs anyway good show your terrible attempt at trolling made my night :D
#137 to #120 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
OR. . . MAYBE. . . JUST HEAR ME OUT. . . MAYBE, I am a fucking anon!

So what, you think I'm a user commenting as anon? Why the fuck would I do such pathetic shit? Thumbs?!! Honestly, it's so depressing seeing people care about these pieces of shit.

I just can't this shithole serious enough to sign up for an account.
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#204 to #137 - ragefail **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#222 to #204 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Well excuse me if I enjoy reading comments of beta fags such as yourself raging at a leading Alpha Male such as myself.

Why do you think the Alpha Males in schools like to make fun of the beta nerds? It's fun! Same reason why I check back on the comments.
#168 to #137 - chezburgadominator (08/10/2012) [-]
**chezburgadominator rolls 42** Ty for the laugh.
**chezburgadominator rolls 42** Ty for the laugh.
#141 to #137 - jimmithebird (08/10/2012) [-]
pic related its the only thing i can think of when i see your comments xD
#145 to #141 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Go ahead and change the subject beta fag.

I just wanted to clear that only retards care about thumbs.
#152 to #145 - jimmithebird (08/10/2012) [-]
You are definitely right there only dipshits care about thumbs that being said why did you care so much that people thumbed this picture up in the first place? :3
#161 to #152 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
You missed the point you fucktard.   
Oh my god you're so dumb. Do I really have to rephrase my comment to you?   
What are you, 6-years-old?   
Fine, here's my first statement "rephrased" :   
   
This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones. = Only Forever Alones like this kind of posts.   
   
It's not about the thumbs for me.   
Damn you're really dumb if you didn't understand that.
You missed the point you fucktard.
Oh my god you're so dumb. Do I really have to rephrase my comment to you?
What are you, 6-years-old?
Fine, here's my first statement "rephrased" :

This post was thumbed up by Forever Alones. = Only Forever Alones like this kind of posts.

It's not about the thumbs for me.
Damn you're really dumb if you didn't understand that.
#121 to #120 - jimmithebird (08/10/2012) [-]
Their* how careless of me :P
User avatar #102 to #99 - tgaffney (08/10/2012) [-]
Please don't feed the troll people...
#103 to #99 - morstactica (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh god man, oh shit, oh fuck... Some guy said I won't get a girl because I found this funny. Better fucking an hero.

#105 to #103 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Bitch please. There's nothing funny or entertaining about this dumb post, but I guess all of you desperate virgins say that about these posts.

And I understand, it gives you hope: hope that you will one day live a very sensual and romantic life. . . Too bad that this is a false hope. Ergo it's FOREVER Alone.
#170 to #105 - chezburgadominator (08/10/2012) [-]
**chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Warning, Ponies ** It's a site about funny puns, the post makes fun of how some anime logic(or in this case doujinshi logic) is played out. It has nothing to do with their lives outside of FJ. I also don't see anyone going "why can't anyone see past my looks" nor do I know how you know how they all look. The reason everyone is hating on you with the "anon" excuse is because you're being a coward and using an anon acc instead of an actual acc(identity). It just makes YOU look like the person with girl problems inrl when you come on here and start swearing every two syllables as if you know how to get every lady in the world.
**chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Warning, Ponies ** It's a site about funny puns, the post makes fun of how some anime logic(or in this case doujinshi logic) is played out. It has nothing to do with their lives outside of FJ. I also don't see anyone going "why can't anyone see past my looks" nor do I know how you know how they all look. The reason everyone is hating on you with the "anon" excuse is because you're being a coward and using an anon acc instead of an actual acc(identity). It just makes YOU look like the person with girl problems inrl when you come on here and start swearing every two syllables as if you know how to get every lady in the world.
#219 to #170 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
TL;DR
You're still and insecure beta boy fag dating his right hand
#107 to #105 - morstactica (08/10/2012) [-]
>MFW I have a girlfriend
>MFW I don't give a fuck about you Anon
>MFW It was funny because that wouldn't ever happen, hence the title.
#110 to #107 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
>My video game when "I have a girlfriend"


lol, stupid beta boys
#178 to #110 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
hate to bust your bubble but its "my face when" obvious troll
#218 to #178 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Yes because my face is a video game.

what a retarded beta-boy XD
#112 to #110 - morstactica (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh man, I'm so mad.


Blow me anon.
#114 to #112 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Mad or not, I couldn't care less. But I would prefer it if you weren't mad; angry beta boys get annoying.
Mad or not, I couldn't care less. But I would prefer it if you weren't mad; angry beta boys get annoying.
#126 to #114 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Damn it beta anon, shut up. You're giving us anons a bad name.
#116 to #114 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Sup faggot , now stfu nigger)
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