almost everyone here

I have a high metabolism so I can't gain any weight. Kinda sucks.

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If u want to be lazy and not get fat then minimum your Calory intake to 1000-1500 per day and walk at least 30 min , or park your car a little far from usual ( make sure it's a safe place) , don't use elevator or electrical stairs, you can go to malls and just look around.

I'll have you know I'm not lazy

Damn shame.

I'm so lazy and I eat a lot of unhealthy food... I have no idea how I'm not morbidly obese by now.

fast metabolism master race reporting in

> be me
> be 15
> going for girl
> get girl
> all the time trying to actually stay moderately healthy so I dont get fat as fuck
> still fail cause i'm lazy
> relationship runs it's course
> be sad for a few months
> have epiphany
> i haven't spent any of my money on anything other than recreation for myself and i dont have to wake up early to text anyone
> MF 3 years later when I have decided I'm gonna get an apartment, load it up with really cool shit, maybe get a couple dogs or something, and just have friends over for Doritos and Dr Pepper while playing some Smash Bros, and I don't have to give a shit about how I look.

I am not fat and lazy. MAYBE just lazy. Im swole as fuck brah

OP tryin to make himself feel better...

That's a lie, I always knew.

I'm 5'9 1/4 and I weigh 169 lbs.

With all the junk I eat, I'm surprised that I'm not even fat by now.