almost everyone here. you should say this on daily bases....... I have a high metabolism so I can't gain any weight. Kinda sucks.
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almost everyone here

you should say this on daily bases.....

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User avatar #3 - acertainsomeone (02/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I have a high metabolism so I can't gain any weight. Kinda sucks.
#4 to #3 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Never complain about this.

You have a gift.
#9 - sheepysquirrel (02/20/2013) [-]
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#17 - boybyo (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#60 - doyoulikeapizza (02/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Let's play a game... **
#64 to #60 - dingbox (02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, you're spamming funnyjunk worse than that Geekoandcheerios-guy and all the Asian-can-read-mind-anonymous, time to stop spamming rolls, it's not funny and they're not even relevant and even if they are, you did nothing to accomplish it..
#72 - Ihazfunkitty (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#81 to #72 - mookiez (02/20/2013) [-]
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#58 - weenieandthebutt (02/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Am I the only one on FJ who actually works out, is physically fit, has a decent body yet is practically as bad with women like everyone else around here and is socially awkward to a degree?
Am I the only one on FJ who actually works out, is physically fit, has a decent body yet is practically as bad with women like everyone else around here and is socially awkward to a degree?
User avatar #76 to #58 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
>implying your physical appearance is all you need to get girls
#87 - frigidalt (02/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#77 - Seraff (02/20/2013) [-]
Famous around the world
#39 - xtrem (02/20/2013) [-]
If u want to be lazy and not get fat then minimum your Calory intake to 1000-1500 per day and walk at least 30 min , or park your car a little far from usual ( make sure it's a safe place) , don't use elevator or electrical stairs, you can go to malls and just look around.
#15 - puremadmentalged (02/20/2013) [-]
I'll have you know I'm not lazy
User avatar #2 - zedacedia (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lazy, sure, but I'll lose my job if I get fat.
#21 to #2 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
naw man. Chubby prostitutes are all the rage.
#73 - freshtoker (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Damn shame.
#57 - sweetellie (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm so lazy and I eat a lot of unhealthy food... I have no idea how I'm not morbidly obese by now.
I'm so lazy and I eat a lot of unhealthy food... I have no idea how I'm not morbidly obese by now.
User avatar #34 - blarrick (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
fast metabolism master race reporting in
#25 - racrox (02/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> be me   
> be 15   
> going for girl   
> get girl   
> all the time trying to actually stay moderately healthy so I dont get fat as 						****					   
> still fail cause i'm lazy   
> relationship runs it's course   
> be sad for a few months   
> have epiphany   
> i haven't spent any of my money on anything other than recreation for myself and i dont have to wake up early to text anyone   
> MF 3 years later when I have decided I'm gonna get an apartment, load it up with really cool 						****					, maybe get a couple dogs or something, and just have friends over for Doritos and Dr Pepper while playing some Smash Bros, and I don't have to give a 						****					 about how I look.
> be me
> be 15
> going for girl
> get girl
> all the time trying to actually stay moderately healthy so I dont get fat as ****
> still fail cause i'm lazy
> relationship runs it's course
> be sad for a few months
> have epiphany
> i haven't spent any of my money on anything other than recreation for myself and i dont have to wake up early to text anyone
> MF 3 years later when I have decided I'm gonna get an apartment, load it up with really cool **** , maybe get a couple dogs or something, and just have friends over for Doritos and Dr Pepper while playing some Smash Bros, and I don't have to give a **** about how I look.
#19 - tokitoki (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - zepplien ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
I am not fat and lazy. MAYBE just lazy. Im swole as **** brah
#53 - moms (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - mechanichore (02/20/2013) [-]
OP tryin to make himself feel better...
User avatar #54 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #56 to #54 - daffyducc (02/20/2013) [-]
gosh this was horrible, not because of the lies, but because you copied this. Please end this **** here and now.
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