fan atic ;
Weve bought a new house. And our new next door
neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being
bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
loaned us garden tools when we didnt have any
invited us around for Friday night drinks so we contd meet
the other people on the lane
one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
he' d picked from his garden
and tomorrow he' s coming to out our hedge nor its with
his electric hedge trimmer thing wk, and all I have to do is
hotel the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter
into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
looks great but I cant EVEN eat it because MR AND MR
NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIBBLE
AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SHOE AND A
COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR
HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE
STREET AND IN THAT “HE THE OTHER MR NICE CAME
AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUSTIN CASE
YOU DIDN' T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - PM GOING TO HAVE TO HASTA DINNER
PARTY AREN' T I?
The Gay Agenda, everyone.
thisis" vikinging ridable
Imagine your otps
Just so everyone knows -
Mr and Mr Nice mowed out around Christmas time 201& (Further proof that
Enid was a cursed year)
We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They
mowed to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. i
We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow born of niceness,
which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move
down permanently in June.
I WI LL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. STRIKE. NO