Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover
and a throbbing black eye.
The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and
a note from his wife: "Dear, breakfast is made. We gone
shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there' s
breakfast. "Joe," he says to his son, "what happened last
You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me
alone, I' m married!"'