The Angry Pirate is when you are
having sex with a woman , and
you are about to come, then you pull out
and spit on her back so she thinks you
came. So she turns around to face you,
then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her
in the shin. She will then chase you
hopping around on one leg, seeing out of
one eye, like a Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-
Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dudee: Man, I can' t believe you did that
again, you 're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.