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How to answer the Phone

Next time a blocked
number calls you answer
like this: “Jim' s whore
house. You got the dough.
we got the hoe."
Why does this not have any
notes'?
lol no "Nashville sperm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it,
how may I help you'?"
Henderson' s Morgue, you stab
em. we slab em. this is Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas Crematorium you kill 'ern we
grill 'ern how can I direct your call'?"
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Submitted: 02/24/2015
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#3 - anglophobia (02/24/2015) [-]
Jim's Pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.
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User avatar #20 to #3 - youarelying (02/25/2015) [-]
you took it.... i was gonna write it but now i cant
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#9 to #6 - wolfwithglasses (02/24/2015) [-]
i remember when the world wasn't filled with a bunch of sissies :/
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#1 - pulmo (02/24/2015) [-]
Andrew's hitman service, you pick em, we stick em
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#5 - cptantilles ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Bob's Taxidermy

You snuff it, we stuff it
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User avatar #2 - brandolf (02/24/2015) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us.
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User avatar #4 - electrickpanda (02/24/2015) [-]
Acme abortion center, you rape em, we scrape em.
That came from my mom.
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#21 to #4 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Your mom is awesome.
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#8 - maxpaynenarration (02/24/2015) [-]
Payne's House of Pain, you pay, we slay!
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User avatar #7 - smuggler (02/24/2015) [-]
at work in my lab we always answer "Uncle Jesse's Male escorts, home of baby dick Dave, How may we please you?"
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#15 - zoroso (02/25/2015) [-]
Rins genocide hotline, we decapitate while you procrastinate.

god do I try
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#13 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Craig's Cremation, you croak 'em, we smoke 'em.
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User avatar #12 - Funnygunk (02/25/2015) [-]
"Bert's circumsion, you flop it, we chop it. How may I help you?"
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#11 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Hello, this is Detective Johnson, the phone number you just called belongs to the recently deceased. By calling this number you've just been made a person of interest in our investigation, do not hang up.
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#18 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
Tim's abortion clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em.



Sure are a lot of these abortion ones
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User avatar #17 - bromby (02/25/2015) [-]
The valley of funny and junk,
you make em
we take em
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User avatar #16 - iceguy (02/25/2015) [-]
Reece's suicide hotline and drug manufacturers, its your death but we still have meth
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User avatar #14 - kerfufflemachtwo (02/25/2015) [-]
Tom's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
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#10 - kanatana (02/24/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"**
**kanatana rolled image** "Billy Bob's Roadkill Roadhouse, you kill it, we grill it."

"City morgue, you
...stab 'em, we slab 'em"
...slice 'em, we ice 'em"
...kill it, we chill it"
 
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