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#6 - mattdoggy (02/22/2015) [-]
In my warm bed while watching tv, and on my laptop, next to my smart phone, i just watched a black man at the bottom of the ocean crack an egg, separate the yolk from the white goo, and smash it with his hands

Take time to appreciate what you have and where we are people
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User avatar #50 to #6 - lateday (02/23/2015) [-]
I didn't even notice he was black until I red your comment.
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#13 to #6 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]
Death is inevitable.
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User avatar #15 to #6 - legocompiler (02/22/2015) [-]
I can appreciate your call for appreciation, but...is this really the best use of our time? Lets try and do better.
From our warm beds surrounded by portals to other worlds, let's watch a colorless man smash eggs on Europa or Tritan. Get to work!
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User avatar #37 to #6 - englishtallybopper (02/22/2015) [-]
how high are you
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User avatar #41 to #4 - tarekmig (02/22/2015) [-]
Honestly, that looks like...
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User avatar #40 to #4 - valarofcookies (02/22/2015) [-]
I didn't know he was weak against dark type moves..
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User avatar #45 to #40 - perzona (02/22/2015) [-]
Psychic type is weak against dark tho....
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#12 - mayorman ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #44 to #12 - articulate (02/22/2015) [-]
This made me think. Can chimps learn how to play music? Can they play their own music that isn't just random bashing? I did some youtube searching, but it was all random bashing.
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User avatar #53 to #44 - mayorman ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
if an elephant can learn how to paint then the idea of a chimp learning to play piano doens't sound so far fetched
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User avatar #54 to #53 - articulate (02/23/2015) [-]
Except the elephants don't actually paint on their own. They're just trained (in cruel ways) how to move their trunk in a way that pleases the trainer and that results in a picture.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - mayorman ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
reality check
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User avatar #26 - DiabloStrawhat (02/22/2015) [-]
It kinda looks like he just viciously murdered some adorable aquatic creature at the end.
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User avatar #38 to #26 - chuca ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
people who can make gifs, work on this
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#42 to #38 - kolonam (02/22/2015) [-]
I tried
I tried
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User avatar #49 to #42 - oneupforme (02/22/2015) [-]
Would have worked better if Nemo wasn't in the bag behind them. Maybe if you crush Dory.
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#51 to #49 - kolonam (02/23/2015) [-]
That is a very good point... Have a fixed version.
That is a very good point...
Have a fixed version.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - oneupforme (02/23/2015) [-]
Kolonam delivers. Very well done.
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User avatar #48 to #42 - chuca ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
it is acceptable
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#1 - chupavisor (02/22/2015) [-]
>Everyone's FW
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#39 to #1 - thebaseballexpert (02/22/2015) [-]
second verse, similar to the first
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#43 to #1 - vulgin (02/22/2015) [-]
**vulgin used "*roll picture*"**
**vulgin rolled image**
How about this?
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User avatar #18 - PudgemonkeyFTW (02/22/2015) [-]
all I can think of is that there is a random egg yolk floating around the ocean
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#36 - romdadon ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
he is the last egg bender
he is


the last egg bender
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User avatar #14 - tlrloolrlt (02/22/2015) [-]
I missed the first part of the gif and thought that he just crushed some sort of jellyfish
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User avatar #20 - DisgruntledTomato (02/22/2015) [-]
Man if you cracked like 1000 of them near a oceanographic survey, that would confuse the **** out of people.
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#35 to #20 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]
Really? You mean, like a swarm of thousand fish?
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#9 - anon (02/22/2015) [-]
I've always wondered how abortions were done.
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#25 - pendeja (02/22/2015) [-]
I bet he got the idea from Harry Potter
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#19 - aloserlikeme (02/22/2015) [-]
Hey! Listen!
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User avatar #10 - ltbuttstrong (02/22/2015) [-]
His eggbending training is coming along nicely I see
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#2 - arminislife (02/22/2015) [-]
Humpty Dumpty's FW
Humpty Dumpty's FW
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User avatar #33 - mrbropony (02/22/2015) [-]
Do It in space, Put ur dick in it
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User avatar #22 - bestestname (02/22/2015) [-]
and when I try to make a poached egg it ******* spreads all around the pot
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#11 - phudgepacker ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
Crazy how nature make dat
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