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xbox one green text story

33 An warm one (ID: -I (: No. 43 3459 Replies: swee-
staking a trip to purchase an RUDE One game
atop over at the doctors before to get mandatory, monthly estrogen injection
finally arrive at Walmart
spay‘ . 95 for call of one modern warfare 3 2. , plus 65% more for being a me male
met 5% discount for being an ethnic
sweller home and enter game barcode to play directly from the server
accidentally press disarray eject button
99 deducted from bank account
scheme channel while game installs. w/ e
meme doesnt install becaus I my compulsory hour of Skynet commercials within the last 24 hours
estate movie instead
knoight) in to house without knocking to borrow revised bible
shined detects another presence. alerts Skynet authorities for' l' ideo piracy
wet charged for rape as well because apparently my male neighbour identifies himself as a female
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#6 - mattdoggy (06/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"George Orwel/10"
"George Orwel/10"

User avatar #1 - napalmpie (06/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I like theses stories, even if it's kinda ******** .
User avatar #2 to #1 - lurifax (06/13/2013) [-]
"kinda"
User avatar #5 - inuzukaa (06/13/2013) [-]
"feminist-approved bible" that's great
#10 - mikepetru (06/13/2013) [-]
I for one welcome our new feminist overlords!
#31 - Lintutu (06/14/2013) [-]
>feminist approved bible
#26 - crispyfever (06/14/2013) [-]
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#70 - DCat (06/14/2013) [-]
"feminest-approved bible
#50 - xexion ONLINE (06/14/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>2022
>Laugh at Xbone pleb deal with his dated hardware
>Put on VR headset to launch my new VRMMORPG
>It's Sword Art Online
Some kids have all the luck...
#18 - benk (06/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But one man will rise to face the tyranny, to fight the DRM and the all seeing eye of the connect. Because he's the hero gamers deserve, but not the one it needs right now, until the xbox one launches. He's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight. And the day we need him, he will emerge from the shadows and say "3, Half life 3 is upon us."
User avatar #49 - assdoreponyfucker (06/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
guys i've finally decided that i'm going to get a playstation 2 for christmas this year.
#4 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Good one, I'll give 2540/1984

#9 to #4 - diablojoe (06/13/2013) [-]
Very clever anon
Very clever anon

#41 - sliferzpwns (06/14/2013) [-]
I'll be dammed if i'm forced to read one of those cook books they call bibles
User avatar #17 - dirtydollar (06/13/2013) [-]
am i the only one who clicked the xbox one/ps4 pic in the post to enlarge it?
#15 - electrictroll (06/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't fear the Orwellian future because any attempt to suppress will only bring dissidence, the only way human will, can be extinguished is through pleasure and desire, just look at current times, Humans have a free flood if information yet no one cares, we are awash with endless hours of mind numbing entertainment, through TV, Movies, and video games, funnyjunk is as well a part of that, of course every now and then someone cares and makes something to make you think, to care, however it is lost in the mass of mindless AAA shooters, reality TV about who is the prettiest little girl, and movies whose only message is "violence is fun". Orwell's future isn't coming however we have been silenced by being giving whatever we desire. Look at all the bad in the world, you have the power to alleviate it, at least a little 10 dollars reach far in Africa, yet is some parts of the world it can't even buy a sandwich. Yet you haven't done anything about it, why is that?

tl:dr Orwell's future isn't the dystopian future to fear, we are already living one, yet no one cares.
#30 - pineapplepeople (06/14/2013) [-]
that ******* faggot needs to learn how to spell Orwell.
#65 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Screw the ps4, xbox one, and Wii U. I'm getting an Ouya. The console itself is only $99 and all the games are either free or have demos so you can try something out before committing to buying something. And they basically said ' **** You' to E3 by having their display across the street and couldn't be moved from their spot by the police the E3 people sicked on them because it was entirely legal. Looks like a good little console.

en. wikipedia . org/wiki/Ouya
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#91 - theinvisibletheift (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
dOES ANYONE HAVE THAT INFOGRAPHIC AT THE op'S POST?

**** . Had capslock on.
User avatar #79 - hentaisweetie (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why the hell would he have the door to his house unlocked?
User avatar #90 to #79 - TimBisley (06/14/2013) [-]
Why would he? Does he have something to hide from the feminist rape-thought police?
#27 - RageGuyyourmom (06/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What board is this from?
User avatar #43 to #34 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Also, look at the post count. It's in the 480 millions, just like /b/.
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