why so serious

Well, by Jewish law, if your mother is Jewish so are you no matter what. So one way to be part-Jew is for your father to be Jewish, but not your mother...I guess?
Shit, I'm not even sure and look at my name.

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#178 to #166 - stimpiltan (08/01/2012) [-]

lol i dont know but mfw

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#229 to #178 - killerliquid (08/01/2012) [-]

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#176 to #166 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

I'm pretty sure Jews are considered an ethnic group, so I would guess one parent is Jewish (ethnicity-wise) and the other is not

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#247 to #166 - NinjaPlease (08/01/2012) [-]

*Sigh* Jews are an ethnic religious group, there is both a race and religion which is intertwined.

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#156 to #138 - creosote (08/01/2012) [-]

I had to read that three times before I understood.

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#77 to #11 - ClicheRomantic (08/01/2012) [-]

Am I the only one who reads, "gettin real tired of your shit" in a ghetto accent and then hears the "Master Wayne" part in Alfred's actual voice?

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#129 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

Yes.

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#153 to #77 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]

Nah, I just read it all in the voice of Austin Powers' father.

He's the same actor

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#137 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

No.

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#174 - tastycupcakes (08/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)

christian bale visited aurora batman shooting victims
christians: 1
atheists: 0

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#226 to #174 - walkingdisaster (08/01/2012) [-]

Comment 138

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#245 to #226 - tastycupcakes (08/01/2012) [-]

well shit, i didnt check that far first because i hate when my comment is commented before i can comment it.

full deds to him for thinking of it first

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#254 to #174 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account** (08/01/2012) [-]

you know a 4channer said he was doing to post this joke in an image to this site so the joke would be over used and everyone would hate us for it
looks like there plan is going to work

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#227 - alcapone (08/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**alcapone rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at shoulda listened **

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#240 to #227 - kramon (08/01/2012) [-]

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#234 to #227 - baconrider (08/01/2012) [-]

This roll. Is the best roll.

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#236 to #234 - alcapone (08/01/2012) [-]

Thank you :3

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#246 to #227 - jakols (08/01/2012) [-]

The most relevant Roll I've seen for months!

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#252 to #227 - ndiliciousa (08/01/2012) [-]

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#135 - brothergrimm (08/01/2012) [-]

everybody take one. we'll need it

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#133 - patriotprideboy (08/01/2012) [-]

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#155 - thelastprothean (08/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I'm going to receive many red thumbs, but can someone please explain this? I don't get it.

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#161 to #155 - creosote (08/01/2012) [-]

Heath Ledger is dead, as are some of the victims.

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#187 to #161 - sittingwhale (08/01/2012) [-]

heath ledger also played the joker in the dark knight.

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#169 to #155 - blackswat (08/01/2012) [-]

you now have a green

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#114 - eiad ONLINE (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)

we've made this joke on funny junk like 200 times
>4chan makes it
>front page
fuck logic

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#120 to #114 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

indeed

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#162 to #114 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

This happened before with some story about how kids make you feel bad and that was posted on 4chan afterwards too.

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#74 - dedaluminus ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]

Christian Bale-1
Atheist Bale-0

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#63 - znigga (07/31/2012) [-]

for laughing at this

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#196 - Fagela (08/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)

the moment I actually got it.

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#200 to #196 - lolerbot (08/01/2012) [-]

I umm. I don't get it.

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#201 to #200 - Fagela (08/01/2012) [-]

Heath Ledger was the Joker in the movie before this one.

Heath Ledger is now dead, and OP on 4chan said some of the hospital patients got to meet him.

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#216 to #201 - stainunderyournose (08/01/2012) [-]

thankyou sir!

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#205 to #200 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

In addition to what Fagela said: Since Heath Ledger is dead, it's implied that some of the patients at the hospital also died, thus meeting Heath.

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#50 - strangeasylum (07/31/2012) [-]

I guess you can say Christian didn't Bale on his fans

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#14 - kinglobster (07/31/2012) [-]

how bout they get cat woman to give them all lap dances, and get morgan freeman to talk about the galaxy. I think that'd make the patients a lot more happier.

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#125 - FazawasaSlapsHoes (08/01/2012) [-]

yep.

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#116 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I may be wrong, but I think 4CHAN just took a joke from FUNNYJUNK!

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#123 to #116 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

yeah fj was totally the first one who said that

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#52 - edharken (07/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Dear diary, today Funnyjunk made me laugh again, it gave me hope.

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#60 to #52 - euforiamelody **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]

no, funnyjunk posting 4chan content made you laugh. there's a difference.

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#67 to #60 - edharken (07/31/2012) [-]

I don't know if this is true, but someone was talking about 4chan stealing this joke from Funnyjunk, anyway it made me laugh.

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#124 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]

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#128 - jettaelas (08/01/2012) [-]

Actually I think that's kind of an awesome way to think of it. Very positive really.

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